Bertney’s Dress Mighta Been Too Short, Y’All

March 11th, 2013 // 28 Comments

Here’s Britney Spears at her kids’ soccer game over the weekend where the wind kept blowing up her already way too short dress. How her degree in meteorology didn’t prepare her for this is anyone’s guess. Fortunately, she had a change of clothes handy which is always a good idea when leaving the house with small children or a messy eater who’s working on using the potty. Accidents happen, and it’s best not to make the feel them embarrassed or let it ruin a fun family day. (Who’s not “suitable material” now, Parents magazine? Suck it!)

Adding… So no one’s going to call the police here? We’re gonna just let this happen?

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. BetterBelieveIt

    I’ve read that she don’t bathe and farts a lot so the appeal is gone!

  2. i want that asshole in my mouth…

  3. karlito

    many years ago i might have wished the wind was stronger but now i’m glad it’s not. mind you, it could wind coming out not going in.

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    claire
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    This just looks like a t-shirt

  5. logan

    not too short for a shirt, which it is.
    Daddy, make her put her pants on.

  6. Either it wasn’t that windy or the photog sucks. We want the beef. Where’s the beef?

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    Bertney’s dress is a t shirt, not a dress. She forgot her pants, or shorts, or whatever.

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    missglitterarty
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    Anyone else think she looks like Matthew McConaughey here?

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    Phoenix
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    I hope that’s not her kid because he’s looking at her like I do. Whoever he is, obviously has a hankerin’ for something trashy.

  10. Britney Spears Upskirt Dress Blew Up Butt
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    “I reckon I oughter of wored a full sized sheet instead of a twin sized.”

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    Sandoucheky
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    Is that Herc from The Wire??

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    Vinnie
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    The fucking Ugg boot trend needs to die!

  13. she’s stupid, she’s rich, and she hates wearing pants – why is it now we don’t like her? I’m surprised she hasn’t run off with Randy Travis yet.

  14. Britney Spears Upskirt Dress Blew Up Butt
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    “Get back in there!”

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    The Pope
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    “Hey y’all, what’s that whistlin’ noise?”

  16. Joe Blow

    Who is “Bertney”?

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    tlmck
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    She has the Tramp Stamp of approval.

  18. Damn, this woman still has the ability to make my putter flutter. Maybe it’s her stupidity. “Oh cripes, Mister, that there is the purty-est wiener I ever did see…would you mind if I kiss it and stuff?”

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    TooCoo
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    “Now with your diaper off, get out of cars like this. If that doesn’t work just shave your head and beat on shit with an umbrella. After that your career will skyrocket!” – B.S.

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    Techman
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    Oh oh…the Uggg boots are back.

  21. Real trashy move coming to your son’s soccer game in only a T-Shirt. That’s just what your son and his friends need to see, your ass flapping in the wind.

  22. Haggie

    Does Brit have Lena Dunham disease or or does Lena Dunham have Britney Disease?

  23. HEY! Britney’s only one hundred pounds away from being relevant! YOU GO GIRL!

  24. kery

    Britney go to a gym you can have your old bod back , trust me !!

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    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    Girl, you finally wearin’ a bazeer and some panties ???
    You go girl ! !

  26. Britney Spears Upskirt Dress Blew Up Butt
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    “Touchdown !”

  27. the wrecker

    the single best thing about living in LA is the sheer (!!) abundance of lovely (go with me) ladies wandering around randomly in see-through clothing. like the sun and palms, just take it in stride and enjoy. and rich dum trash like this here don’t make it any worse.

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    Skeeter
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    I would still like to pound her in the ass. She had a tremendous ass in her prime.

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