Britney Spears’ Trainer Made Her Go On A Diet. Guess Who Just Got Fired.

December 6th, 2011 // 69 Comments

Britney Spears has reportedly fired her trainer Derek DeGrazio because he made her eat nutritious foods in moderate portions, so torture basically. She fired him for torture. InTouch reports:

“It was amicable,” says an insider to In Touch. Britney, 30, doesn’t want to worry about every single thing that goes into her mouth anymore. “She knows Jason loves her no matter what and he has encouraged her not to stress about it.”

Understandably, Derek wasn’t too broken up about getting the boot because apparently he felt Britney was making him “look bad” which makes a whole lot of sense. It’s kind of hard to be taken seriously as a professional trainer when your biggest client is a jiggling mongoloid constantly touring the globe. Poor bastard probably goes home and lies to his parents every holiday. “Training Britney Spears? Ha! You two and your stories. But, for real, I still work at Kinko’s.”

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News

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  1. Frank Burns

    Damn, better sell my Hostess stock quick!

  2. jamiewithanh

    :) brit always looks good!

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    J.R.
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    Things that go… bump in the night.

  4. Photo Boy gets really close for those camel toe shots.

  5. cc

    Caption for pic 1 ‘Follow your nose.’

    • Akira Kobayashi

      “smells like Camel cigarettes , baby powder, and spoiled fish !!!!”

      • Antonio Scuzziones

        Uggg ! Spoiled fish!
        You are conjuring up unpleasant smells for a most pleasant area in general .
        Let’s hope the smell is limited to backwoods hillbillies that don’t wash often , and to the women of Al queda

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    LegMan
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    Hey, I think I see my wrist watch I left in there last night!

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    Penny
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    “Hmmmmmph….whew okay…just a few more steps to the car and then I can let go. Did I just get a hernia?”

  8. This means her backup dancers will have to get fatter too. Look for Kevin Federline doing the truffle shuffle in her next big tour.

  9. Cher X

    I’m waiting for the inevitable jokes about things going in her mouth.

  10. “STARE AT MY BABY MAKER, BACK-UP DANCER. STARE AT IT!”

  11. Britney Spears Fires Trainer
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    So her stage pyrotechnics now include fart lighting?

  12. These pics kinda turn me on. Meh, I would bang her.

  13. Britney Spears Fires Trainer
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    “ah…yup. that’s definitely a gunt”

  14. Any Guy

    “jiggling mongoloid” – hahahahaha. WIN!!!

  15. JC

    “Why does it smell like Funyuns down here?”

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    It’s like that scene where ET showed Elliott where herpes comes from.

  17. AteIsEnough

    When is this crazy little sausage going to realize she’s done already? Fuck man, it’s rather pathetic.

  18. Deacon Jones

    I’d still hit it after looking at Christina photos….

  19. “Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary. . .”

  20. I wonder how much they pay people to see her concerts?

  21. Farnsworth

    Please, everyone in here would hit that. I love how Fish simultaneously accuses women who are thin of having eating disorders and women who are healthy weight of being “jiggling mongoloids”.

    • The Critical Crassness

      “Senorita Spears, I think I found where the Chupacabra is hiding….it is right here in your…emm….panocha!”

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    Raoul
    Commented on this photo:

    “My God! It’s full of stars.”

  23. Britney Spears Fires Trainer
    Commented on this photo:

    If you stare into the the abyss long enough, it eventually eats your soul like it was made of hamburger.

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    LegMan
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    Gimmee the Taco Bell coupons or I’ll squeeze your tamales right off ya’!!

  25. Cock Dr

    “She knows Jason loves her no matter what “(just so long as she continues to squeeze into stupid whore costumes and trot around on stage when told to, as that enables continued cash flow).

  26. Britney Spears Fires Trainer
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    Tony Stark be damned… This may not end well.

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    jen
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    that is seriously one of the most hilarious photos I’ve ever seen. amazing.

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    jen
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    do you think she purposely hires dancers bigger than her?

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    KatyPerryArmFat
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    Wait, she pays someone to look that bad?

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    Jess
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    She needs to fire that stylist!!! Enough with the ridiculous ankle/army boots. Horrid. All they do is make her look stubby,.

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    gumption
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks way better than the lard ass on the right with the wig on and the thick one on the left.

    • vadar

      Um yeah, Shitney obviously hired larger females to be in her show so that she would appear smaller than the other broads on stage. Maybe in her next show she can hire some horses so that it takes away attention from her fetal alcohol syndrome-lookin grill.

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    brettnerd
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    lucha libra sucks without the masks…

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    Emma
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    He was probably paid by the trainer to check for whoppers.

  34. bobalu

    I’d still eat that ass. Britney is in the hotness hall of fame.

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    Barfing Unicorn
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    So *that’s* the tunnel we see when we die!

  36. ace11

    TRAILER TRASH

    want s to still eat junk food

    what a pig

  37. Britney Spears Fires Trainer
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    After discovering the location of the Well of Souls, Indiana Jones says “Fuck it,” and goes back to Yale.

  38. Britney Spears Fires Trainer
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    Oh, are they branding her? Is it going to say “B.S.” on her ass cheeks now? Because that would be perfect.

  39. Britney Spears Fires Trainer
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    I don’t know, maybe there’s something to these “Pray Away the Gay” encounter sessions after all.

  40. Clarence Beeks

    If they;d just stop dressing her in those costumes built fo rher 20 year old body, she’d look fine.

    I hate her stumpy legs, but they are solid, and her ass looks good. Her midsection is not what it used to be, and her costume designer needs to fucking acknowledge that.

    Then again, I’d like her to just retire, You can tell by her lack of dancing that she just does not want to do this anymore.,

  41. “Trainer to the stars, huh? Do you have any references?”

    “uh….no.”

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    Not the worst dumper I have seen….er…um..WTF is that protruberance on the bottom of her left buttock? Its either part of a sandwich or the worlds worst ass-zit…

  43. whocares

    So her boyfriend just got super skinny, and he doesn’t care if she lets herself go? Hmmmm…

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    KC
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    I’ve located that fish stick and Cheetos smell!

  45. Randhir

    If Britney ends up dead at 50 this is why.

    Her trainer told her to eat better and get some exercise so she fired him. She’ll keep hiring and firing staff that does do advise her to do what she already thinks is a good idea until she hires professional who are willing to play along i.e. take the money and tell her what she wants to hear.

    Jacko used to get alot of his advice in the 80s from this guy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uri_Geller who is a fraud and has been exposed numerous times by this guy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Randi

    You should really look up James Randi when you get the time.

    http://www.randi.org/site/

  46. tlmck

    Hopefully now she will become as big as a house and get repossessed.

  47. forrest gump

    pssssst: HE TRIED TO EAT HER STARBUCKS DONUTS EVERY DAY!!

  48. Not Chris...

    you know, she actually looks GOOD with proper clothes on. If she stopped just trying to look like a Pop Tart, people would stop trashing her about her weight.

    Like face it…too many photoshops now adays make people think that the fantasy is real..Sorry real women don’t look like sticks with four inflated balloons stuck to them in strategic places.

  49. Not Chris...

    oh and people forget, Brit has had two kids. via Csection…which isn’t really “Abdominal Friendly”

  50. Elf

    “Britney, 30, doesn’t want to worry about every single thing that goes into her mouth anymore.”

    Good! Maybe this will let her worry more about what goes in to her vagina from now on then.

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