About to do P90X chair dips. Work those triceps!

is this brooke hogan?

Why is my hot water tank wearing heels and a bikini?

Meh. She’s still a chunky monkey.

Damn that magical puppet fairy! She was alright when she turned Pinocchio into a real boy. But someone needs to stop her now that she’s turned Miss Piggy into a pop star. Don’t let her anywhere near Jim Henson’s Dark Crystal set!

I’ve heard of “muffin top”, but “muffin face” is a new on for me.

I never ever thought that I would recommend JLo’s fashion sense to anyone, but….Brit, get yourself a full body catsuit. You can pretend it’s still sexy, while wearing your Spanx.

Naw, she’s just a victim of a weird shirt and bad lighting…in that if she had only worn a weird shirt in bad lighting she might not look as bad as she does right now.

Oh my…. that’s unfortunate.

lol Femme Fat-ale. Sponsored by McDonalds

they could not even get her to train? forget the weight, how is she going to take months of touring without being fit? this is just embarrassing. there’s no way in hell I’d pay a buck for this show. she’s not even trying anymore.

Oh goodness…

Reminds me of an overstuffed kielbasa.

From this angle it looks like a male stunt double.

I’ve fallen and I can’t get up! Damn, making fun of Britney is so entertaining, I could do it all day, she’s such an easy target.

I swear I think she has a twin sister who’s normal.. Sometimes she looks so skinny and good and she seems coherent. Than there’s pictures like this..

If Fatney thinks sitting down is hard, wait till she tries standing up. Grunting is not sexy for women.