Here’s Britney Spears performing in London last night where on top of a protein-heavy diet so she can continue playing linebacker for the Rams, someone clearly thought it’d be a great idea to combine her retard strength with a steady intake of steroids. Because once you see an entire McDonald’s cracked in half for not serving breakfast, you kind of want to see an Arby’s go down next. It’s a disease.
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I know she is pretty much batshit crazy.
But honestly I think she looks pretty good here. I don’t mind a little thickness to a woman.
I think she pregnant!
Wow! New song for her: “Baby, let me hit you one more time!”
Ugh those utters used to be firm tittays!
-1 for using the word “tittays”
It’s over Johnny, It’s over!!
god dam hot !!!! I don,t care what her arms and legs look like,,mmmm hot hot hot
She really looks like a dork, I can’t believe people actually go to see her.
She´s a mother of 2..Im not seeing anything strange here.
Take a stroll along the beach,98% of moms look like that (some worse).Time and gravity catch up with us ALL..its actually kind of comforting to see that :) Takes the pressure off lol.
Are you an overweight mom of 2 yourself? This is showbiz. People are PAYING for it. There’s no excuse for hitting the stage looking like that.
^ i’m usually for giving people/women some slack, but you actually have a point. they are paying for it and she should maybe hit the gym before performing for people who spent quite a bit of money,
Nope,Im a mother of 3 and its taken me a couple of years to get back down to my pre-baby weight (110lbs).But I cut other mums some slack..some find it hard to lose weight,and some dont even care that they have gained it.Brit may think she looks fine “for a mother of 2″ *shrugs*
I think that her clothes designer is the one at fault here.She ceratinly does not have the body to be prancing around in hot pants anymore,but she doesnt have to hide away either.She just has a very bad sense of style and no idea how to look sexy without showing her ass and boobs off.
A woman can look super sexy (and classy) and be covered up ;) Brit just doesnt know that.
Britney got where she is due to her looks, not her talent. It’s perfectly acceptable that she be harshly judged now.
also she should maybe just cover up more. she can’t afford to wear such clothes anymore
She looks like a tranny.
Thats just wrong…
She looks like a cheap MILF porn star…from the “mature” section >.
“Is that all you back there, Baby?”
Love that smile :)
I’d nail her…but, then again, I’m used to big women.
Have you seen Michelle lately?
She could take down an entire buffet without breaking a sweat.
She’s been quite athletic in her glory days, now she’s got a bunch of lard covering what remains of her muscles, hence the bulky look.
In this pic (#2) you can clearly see her stretch marks. My fucking God. Lay it down, woman, lay it down, you’re over. Go do “Help! I’m A Celebrity Fat Ass” for a season. And above all else; lay down the furnch fries.
She’s getting fatter.
Even her face is fucked.
That’s a huge bitch!
“Step into a Slim-Jim!”
Poor Brit has definitely let her body go to hell in a hand-basket. But I’d still like to fuck her senseless. Wait…is that redundant?
Hey Look!, It’s Fabio!!
She’s too fat for her boots.
Funny how celebrities turn so delusional that they can’t see themselves in the mirror.
If that bitch gives you a two-fisted hand job, you better have insurance.
Tonya Harding is starting to look a little long in the tooth. And by long in the tooth I mean fucking fat.
The only thing missing from that shot is Michael Lohan’s hiking boot…
the Hulk just came.
Dear Britney, what the fuck happened.
Bad lifestyle habits, psychiatric medicine side effects, multiple pregnancies and childbirths. Three strikes……yer out.
I’d still murder that pussy
I’d still murder that pussy
Why does she remind of me of The Wrestler lately…
people are paying to watch her lip sync, why should she do a few situps as well? hopefully she’ll learn from Lindsay “Trainwreck” Lohan and just do porn already, before its too late
“The first thing they told me when I got this job is to never look up. OH GOD… I LOOKED UP!”
Heh, I thought you meant hemorrhoids, and was going to complain that they aren’t contagious. Never mind.
Dang, look at that camel toe!
wheres the motor ?
That’s not steroids working, dumb ass. That’s tons of calories she’s not burning in her diet. Look at her former bandmate, Amanda Latona. Now that’s working out!
I’m a, slaaaaaaaaaaaave for food.
……….there is really a living soal interasted in her?
I can’t believe you are allowed near a keyboard. You are banned from using the English language. Banned.
Not bad if you like fishnets and gold army boots. I’d still do her if I could just put a paper bag over her batshit craziness.
When she was young the classic Britney pose gave a boner every time, now it’s just pitty
I’m not seeing how anyone can tell she has hemorrhoids; is it the way she’s standing?
Haha “roids” is short for Steroids.
Adam West would be rolling over in his grave if he weren’t still alive.
What the hell is this? Was there a Q&A after the concert?
I am very confused about who is paying money to see Pizza the Hutt lip syncing for two hours.
exactly. i say we fix the economy by just forcing these has-been artists to donate half of their proceeds from their tours to the national debt. people stupid enough to pay money for this should be forced to spend their money on something worth while to offset their severe retardation and lack of taste.
I blame the gays.
Guess I know why you call your website the superficial….
Personally, I think Britney looks like a real person and I still love all of her songs, go figure?
welcome to the internet genius.
You are banned from making commentary on music and the interweb. Banned.
and there goes the camel toe… seriously? no one else?
still would
did people actually pay for this show?
Apparently her first show in London was half empty, with tabloids suggesting that she lost much of her fan base after her insulting video for Criminal shows her using a gun to steal money from a corner store in Hackney, East London (where the parts of the London riots took place).
She’s aging badly, she needs to stop trying to be a 16 year old slut.