Here’s Britney Spears performing in London last night where on top of a protein-heavy diet so she can continue playing linebacker for the Rams, someone clearly thought it’d be a great idea to combine her retard strength with a steady intake of steroids. Because once you see an entire McDonald’s cracked in half for not serving breakfast, you kind of want to see an Arby’s go down next. It’s a disease.
Photos: Splash News
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I’m scared.
Spammers should die.
As I was saying.
heheh I was talking to a spammer who has now gone poof.
she should retireeeeeee!!!
But she wouldn’t get money.
She can probably prance around with the nearly same stage act for the next five years or so.
That’s shitney’s patended “Lookey here; I’s gots titthays!” move. About the only thing she can do to show off her dried up floppy cans in a positive manner…
Hogan must be hard up for money
pic 4 – double wide fer sur
I’d still pound her so hard that she wouldn’t survive the ordeal.
Yeah I’d still like to pound her fat stinky hillbilly ass until my dick hurts!
It’s big. Damned big.
eh, it looks alright to me.
It’s busting out of the bottoms. Either it’s too big or the bottoms are too small.
Is there a circus mirror in her dressing room? My god she is way to hefty to dress like that. Absolutely horrid looking.
She’s so delicate and feminine looking ya’ll.
Her Indian name is Double Iron Skillet.
thank you
What is she even doing on stage anymore?? Her costume designer needs to be fired. And she doesn’t even sing and doesn’t look good dancing anymore, so what is she doing on stage exactly?
I have to agree…she should be dressing in an apropriate way for her age and body.You dont wear hot pants when you look like that >.<
She could still look very sexy (because she´s not ugly or anything) if she dressed differently.She should deffinately fire her costume designer and her hair dresser.Go back to your natural colour and dress your age Brit! You look like a cheap crack head prozzy.
Weren’t you just defending her in the last photo, Melania? You went from your beautiful representation of natural motherhood crap to “cheap crack head prozzy” pretty fast, there.
She can’t stop the fishnets, hot pants, and those boots. I agree, she needs to dress her age. She doesn’t dance like she use to. She doesn’t look like she used to. Hey we are all there. Just dress your age. You have a gorgeous face and a stage presence that attracts millions, use that! Please! Oh, and rehearse.
“Mah belly haz a sad, y’all, and now mah bike’s gawt a flat…”
You therrr! Kin you tie mah boots fer me?
that’s not roids that’s just a lot of fat. even obese people look buffed if they get into that pose.
It’s true – I look like Adonis when I pose like that.
So shitfaced she can’t even read the teleprompter, classic.
Bahahahaaaaa!!
Or I’m little beer pitcher short and fat, here are my handles um uh…
Mystery Science Theater 3000 watches a Britney Spears concert.
haha thats awesome.
They already did Girl in Gold Boots.
“I don’t know why Noam Chomsky insists on having these women open for him.”
What in the hell are you trying to say in that first sentence? You’re talking like you’re the one on roids.
STFU…..FATTY
How does that make any sense? As far as I know steroids doesn’t reduce your mental capacity. Please expand.
“don’t” reduce.
They do, but the steroids have reduced your ability to recognise that :)
We don’t usually need English Majors on this blog .You may want to check out the ‘Correct grammar and sentence composition “website for a thrill!
Funny shit Walter
The Stylistics: Because You’re Stupid. I like it!
These are not the ‘roids you’re looking for
+1
“Mirror mirror near my crotch, who has a pussy like Sasquatch?”
win
She’s trying to hide her cankles with those combat boots, but it’s not her cankles she needs to be worried about!
“I’m gonna tear you apart. And your black microphones too.”
I don’t understand why her nipples aren’t showing. Her boobs defy logic.
insanely low nipples…I call them udders.
Look closer… Near her knees…
Her nipples might not be showing but her cameltoe is
Camel toe or penis toe ? I think the real Britney is at home with daddy and this is a drag queen. I mean look at them pecks !! They gotta be benching 200 lbs !
was she injecting the steroids directly into her cameltoe?
she looks fat and cheap
fish, i love you, but you could really use a copyeditor sometimes.
Can’t believe even like THAT, she still looks thinner than Christina Aguilera. Oh, sweet irony, who would have thought?
She looks thinner than Arnold Schwarzenegger, too. What the fuck’s that got to do with anything?
I don’t know why this little exchange was funny to me, but it was. Hahaha.
I think Lulu meant because Christina used to take little condescending jabs at Britney back when she first started acting out.
Double chin with cheese to go.
HAH, I love the mouseover caption:
“Britney Spears Steroids Fat London O2 Arena Gut”
The internet lives and dies by keywords.
Call her all you want but I would still rip her fuckin’ back out.
To what, cook it for bacon in the morning?
LOL!
….i can’t stop laughing oh my goodness! bahahahahahaa
Am I the only one who saw “roids” in the headline and thought of hemorrhoids, not steroids? Or am I just prematurely old at 40?
I’m 23 and that’s the first thing that popped into my head too. Then again, I have hemorrhoids, so maybe I’m just projecting.
LOL. I don’t see a buff, muscular woman. I see a fatty just tensing up her body in a pose. Frankly, your headline would make more sense in that she probably takes it up the butt more than she works out or takes muscle-building supplements.
Word.
Do you know how truly fucking gross hemorrhoids are?
Do an image search (@..@)
She is too big to be sexy on stage but the right size to party in the bedroom.
Yes, I would love to nail it.
I wouldn’t mind having either those arms or legs wrapped around me.
Vera de Milo, anyone?
BINGO!
Why do they always try to squeeze this bitch into stripper clothes every time she goes on tour? Her body is wrecked – it’s NEVER going back to it’s glory days.
“They” is her. SHE’s the one who wants to squeeze herself into these ridiculous clothes. “Still hot, y’all!” (In her mind.)
OMGG I’M SO SCARED, SHE LOOKS LIKE A FRAKING TRANNY…
yikes, that’s one thick bitch
Plus side: fans in the back row can finally see her
normal chick on a beach somewhere, not bad.
Eric, your comment is so true. I have seen people on the beach bigger than Brittney, with no shame. LOL!
I don’t think she looks bad either. Most 20-year old these days look a lot worse.
I’m 6’3″ and 240. I like a girl that I’m not going to crush by accident. Gimme all the Brit you got.
Her legs have always been strong, same with Jessica Simpson. My main issue with Brittney is her inability to wash herself.
Oops, sorry that was in reply to Becca41184, I might be retarded.
she’s been thinner than this even after the kids- having children is not an excuse. These pics are prob the worst I have seen…she needs to eat less and lay off the weight lifting, stick to cardio. That being said, anyone who says she is ONLY fat and not muscular is kind of blind, she’s def athletic chubby
Preach. Why do people keep using her kids as an excuse? She’s been in better shape than this on many occasions since the kids and was at times horribly out of shape before the kids. Also saying “well she’s not 18 anymore” is another lame excuse. I’m her age and I don’t find I gain weight any more easily than I did in my late teens. The aging=weight gain thing is more like perimenopausal women the only reason people often gain weight during their 20′s is that they tend to get more lazy and have less time. I think Britney has a great underlying body structure and good muscle tone/build it’s just that she’s also got too much fucking fat cause she eats too many empty calories. Agree she’s far from ONLY fat someone who’s only fat no muscle is more like XTina or Mischa Barton that time she blew up – i’d still take Britney’s bod over these people’s.
who would give a SHIT what her fat body is from? kids, McDonalds, same difference. bitch is a MESS. besides, she can have the greatest bod in the world, that face is DOGGIN’ and when she opens her mouth you want to slap her out of existence. who the fuck would pay money to see that tired whore and her lip-syncing shitfest?
What you say, Any Guy.
“I’ve come from the future to kill you, John Connor.”
As someone who would start humping the television screen when I saw her do the schoolgirl “Oops I did it again” video, or the snake with the see-thru clothing at the VMAs, Britney will always have a special place in my prostate.
So yeah, I’d hit it.
(ducks beer bottle thrown from McFeely)
i’m going to venture a guess here: she’s wearing the same pair of fishnet stockings with every wardrobe change. the friction from her floppy labia lips has surely rubbed a hole in those by the end of the concert.
She should shave her head and start bashing things will umbrellas again. Because washed up celebrities end up two places, porn and WWE, and it looks like Lindsay has the porn market cornered.
BEEEYOING
I’d still like to throw down with her…. no doubt.
Nice costume: LA stripper meets Stevie Nicks.
Nastiest camel toe ever!!!!!!!!!
Hulk Hogan’s kid dances now?
OINC!!!