Britney Spears’ New Video Is About A Slumber Party
In case you were wondering how, after all these years, Britney Spears’ dad is still able to get her to star in music videos, they’re literally just making songs about random things she likes now. Case in point, here’s the new video for “Slumber Party,” because I’m guessing there were legal issues over calling it “Shopkins!” I mean, Jesus Christ, they had to lure her onto the set with a giant piece of candy. They’re not even trying to hide it anymore.
“What if she tries to eat it?”
“Don’t worry. It’s electroc-“
KZZZZZZZZKKKZZKZKZKZK! “Haha! Tastes like tickles!”