WOW! That was fucking close.
Here’s Britney Spears outside Johnny Rockets in LA yesterday where it appears she’s reverted back to her commando ways while wearing an outfit that barely covers the cubby hole she hides the Oreos in. In fact, if I considered her capable of conscious thought, I’d even say she purposely hiked the back of it up to let the paparazzi see her butt. It’s been so long since she’s felt the warm flash of a camera on her nether-parts. So, so long….
“This milkshake’s gots strawberries, y’all! That’s cray-zee.”