WOW! That was fucking close.
Here’s Britney Spears outside Johnny Rockets in LA yesterday where it appears she’s reverted back to her commando ways while wearing an outfit that barely covers the cubby hole she hides the Oreos in. In fact, if I considered her capable of conscious thought, I’d even say she purposely hiked the back of it up to let the paparazzi see her butt. It’s been so long since she’s felt the warm flash of a camera on her nether-parts. So, so long….
*SLLUURRPPP*
“This milkshake’s gots strawberries, y’all! That’s cray-zee.”
Photos: Fame
Alli Watermelon | August 6, 2010 at 11:03 am
She is quite possibly wearing a shirt…as a dress lol. Her legs look hot. I don’t know why people talk so much shit about her legs?
Mr. Nice Guy | August 6, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Alli, you and I agree on something. I think she is very hot.
Alli Watermelon | August 6, 2010 at 10:20 pm
I don’t think she’s hot anymore, by any stretch of the imagination lol. But I do like her legs and butt and am always surprised to see people talk bad about them.
Vito | August 7, 2010 at 2:50 am
Yo, Mr. Nice Guy
I agree with you – she’s still hot, BY ANY STRETCH OF THE IMAGINATION. And I agree with Alli regarding her legs. Smokin’!
t | August 11, 2010 at 12:12 am
She has masculine legs, short, shunky and stubby like a linebacker.
long lean legs are best not stubby mannish ones.
GUY | August 9, 2010 at 4:31 pm
From behind she has very curvy sexy beautiful legs. From the front her calves look over worked (probably focuses a lot on toe extensions). The top portion of her body is not very chapely either. But these shots from behind llook fantastic
cee | August 9, 2010 at 8:11 pm
skank… nuff said
Cock Dr | August 6, 2010 at 11:05 am
I’ll bet there’s a thong buried deep in there somewhere.
Any volunteers for a search & rescue mission?
She’s looked worse. Keep that sun to your back Brit Brit.
Internet Inventor | August 6, 2010 at 11:05 am
Id love to rim her asshole after shes had 3 espresso shakes and walked 5 miles. The sweat would be delicious.
Cock Dr | August 6, 2010 at 11:07 am
Another ass muncher. Who knew there was so many?
Richard McBeef, MD-MPH | August 6, 2010 at 11:34 am
Again, rimming assholes puts you at risk for numerous gastrointestinal illnesses, in addition to possible herpes, HPV, and other sexually transmitted infections.
I would like you to come by my office for a battery of tests. Also, I am referring you for a psych consult.
Mr. Nice Guy | August 6, 2010 at 12:39 pm
Dr. McBeef, I would be happy to take the risk.
So far the only thing rimming assholes has caused is enlargement of my cock. But I found the cure. Inserting it into dark, damp places. Works every time.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 6, 2010 at 11:29 am
ugh that made me ill. maybe 10 years ago. she’s like a run down stripper now
pimp | August 6, 2010 at 11:50 am
i would like her to come by my office for an oral rectal exam….i’ll even give her one…
Deacon Jones | August 6, 2010 at 11:09 am
Me likkeee.
She hasnt looked this good in years..
karrde | August 6, 2010 at 11:23 am
is it just me or is the Superficial writer always wishing for more than what there is….99.99% chance of THONG.
Dweezel | August 6, 2010 at 11:46 am
Second.
(Also, he’s started culling comments that he doesn’t like. Uh-oh!)
Vito | August 7, 2010 at 2:52 am
All in agreement say “Aye.”
“AYE!!!”
bitingontinfoil | August 8, 2010 at 4:11 pm
Third! I thought someone named “Holly” was supposed to be updating on the weekends??? Sigh
ROUGH actually | August 6, 2010 at 11:32 am
Because of my strong work ethics, I might actually secure that rear for free…
dnw | August 6, 2010 at 11:33 am
She ‘s too old and gross for that, time to put it away and leave that stuff to the hotties like Rihanna.
Richard McBeef, MD-MPH | August 6, 2010 at 11:36 am
Rihanna huh, so you are into greys?
Internet Inventor | August 6, 2010 at 11:58 am
rihanna? so you like downs syndrome looking women? nice…the newest fetish out there. youre a trend setter dnw…black downs syndrome fetish.
Mr. Nice Guy | August 6, 2010 at 12:42 pm
She is 29 years old! She has years left of turning men on if she does not listen to hags like you!
Gross, she is sexy as hell hater.
dnw | August 6, 2010 at 12:50 pm
The mileage on her face says otherwise.
jkhjkh | August 6, 2010 at 11:41 am
she actually looks kinda cute here, in a maternity kinda way.
derp derp derp | August 6, 2010 at 11:42 am
I’m also suspecting a Kim Kardashian style picture retouching by the agency before these were put up for sale.
joho777 | August 6, 2010 at 11:42 am
I rest my case.
I imagine the dialogue at the Brit mansion yesterday afternoon went like this:
“Someone slipped up. Who was on duty today to check that Britney had panties on before she went out in public? This is a major security screw up.”
“How many times do I have to tell you guys that we all have to work together to keep the public from finding out exactly how incompetent Britney is?”
ugottabekidding | August 6, 2010 at 12:04 pm
Well, if we can at least take anything positive away from this, it’s a hell of a lot better than the Snooki ass shot from a few days ago. Still gives me shivers.
If you dare to revisit, be my guest: http://www.thesuperficial.com/snooki-got-arrested-07-2010/0730-snooki-arrest-09
uareindeedatool | August 9, 2010 at 2:33 pm
What a dumb post. Go away.
Lindsey | August 6, 2010 at 12:11 pm
Ok so her shirt/dress is a little short… A lot short maybe. But her legs look SMOKING hott! And her hair may look a bit disheveled, but she’s wearing make up today & her face looks beautiful. All that is showing is a SMIDGEN of an ass cheek, and hey it’s not a lumpy ass cheek so I say work it girl! She looks great :)
All this picture says is that Britney is not wearing GRANNY PANTIES and Amen to that.
Sugar | August 6, 2010 at 12:39 pm
So a few days ago she had cellulite and now she doesn’t? Ridiculous. This is a nasty gross ugly bitch.
Mr. Nice Guy | August 6, 2010 at 12:44 pm
Sugar is one ugly bitch. Must hate the hot chicks like Britney who gets men’s attention.
MiKe | August 6, 2010 at 1:01 pm
That is fantastic..I want to smell her poopy hole!!!
Reverend Dan | August 6, 2010 at 1:02 pm
She looks fucking hot as shit in these pictures. I would bury my mouth between her sweet cheeks and lick her ass and cunt like it was a fucking ice cream cone. Those heels are hot. I bet she’s such a great fuck. Who do you think is better: Brit or Jessica Simpson?
whatisacar | August 6, 2010 at 1:09 pm
its natural that britny will show her body and we people enjoyed it very much. I wish one day will come that girl will show their body without any clothes.
whatisacar | August 6, 2010 at 1:10 pm
Randal | August 6, 2010 at 1:17 pm
Listen you internet heathen for years now, nearly ten, I’ve been slapping my johnson to pictures of Britney Spears online. Well I have had enough! It’s 2010, technology has come a long way since we first witnessed Britneys’ grainy pixelated bits flashing, reflashing and exposing. We are in the age of High Definition, my tube steak and me, and we demand High Def video of Britneys ass, coochie and pointy nipples. Daily.
Stop carrying the 35mm camera and start carrying the 20mp HD video cam. You’re paid rediculous amounts of money for side boob images, please let’s make them moving. I don’t know who is in charge of the filth I masturbate to on the internet, yes Britney is included in the filth(you might be also if you reply), but whomever it is get your filth fixed. High Def video. 2010. Audio too, if we can hear her slurping away on that frappacino that will helps us fappacino away to endorphin land. Pictures are nice but audio and video makes goo.
uareindeedatool | August 9, 2010 at 4:18 pm
damn that was lame
anon | August 6, 2010 at 1:19 pm
Damn she gets fat when she doesn’t burn 10000 calories a day touring.
testington | August 6, 2010 at 1:26 pm
Um, you can see through the dress and she clearly has a blue thong on, you can even see it in the thumbnail for crying out loud
gas mask | August 6, 2010 at 1:42 pm
anyone else smell rotten tuna?
flesh | August 6, 2010 at 2:50 pm
betcha dat tong has footlong skid marks from being suck up by da chunky thighs.
think she would agree to lickin it clean after it came out of her dark tunnel?
Jay | August 6, 2010 at 3:30 pm
Omg I I think she’s looking hella good. Any of you fucking dorks on this site would kill your own mothers to get a piece of that. Fucking homos
Keith | August 6, 2010 at 5:11 pm
BRITNEY I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!! U R THE BEST
Jack Mehoff | August 6, 2010 at 7:20 pm
Yummy…I would feast on her pie for days!
What's The Problem? | August 6, 2010 at 7:26 pm
That’s my girl. I missed me some Britney.
But more boobs please. More batshit, wildly-pointing-in-every-direction boobs, please.
ClassyDirtyChick | August 8, 2010 at 9:47 am
haha! :)
MANdo | August 6, 2010 at 8:51 pm
Bring Bald Britney Back!!!!! way more entertaining
joho777 | August 6, 2010 at 10:01 pm
Superficial – You are setting a record for false alarms.
In this photo, Britney is obviously wearing a blue thong. So WHY do you imply her “pork chops” are bare again. Don’t you know how many teens got excited, then disillusioned?
Anyway, there are plenty of sites where Britney’s commando days are remembered, along with her Caesarean scars. Why don’t you run one of those photos?
arzach | August 6, 2010 at 11:15 pm
Damn! why she didn’t do that when she was young , fit and hot?
Not now , not like that.
captain america | August 7, 2010 at 1:12 am
pst: THIS PREVENTS SHITTING FROM FALLING…………
joho777 | August 7, 2010 at 12:54 pm
She’s wearing a thong. My vision is for shit, but even I can see that.
If you want to run photos of Britney’s bare shaved goodies, go to a site that is still carrying her photos from when she was out with Paris Hilton showing off both of their well-used poon.
dude | August 7, 2010 at 2:07 pm
I don’t care for her as a person, but that is delicious.
mememememe | August 7, 2010 at 7:25 pm
um she could jus b wearing a thong! duh!
Mindfreak | August 8, 2010 at 4:45 am
Kirsten Dunst just died from a drug overdose.
cc | August 8, 2010 at 9:02 am
Ack, those look like hamhocks.
Bailey Shirley | August 9, 2010 at 1:58 am
Same mentally ill woman. Instead of Candie’s shoots and concert tours her father needs to get her into inpatient treatment and get the entire family some counseling. I feel sorry for her children. http://twitter.com/baileyshirley
suzyscorp | August 9, 2010 at 5:16 am
I saw another comment from 2007, when Britney strarted all of these crotch shots for the papparazzi… This girl said, “well maybe she needs to go without panties b/c she is suffering from a bad yeast infection, and needs the fresh air to make the infection better.!” That comment was the best, b/c that’s what most, and at least my
ob/gyn’ tell women what to do!!. lol. However, they don’t mean to go outside w/o panties!!.. lol
Tyler | August 9, 2010 at 11:49 am
Britney i love you so much. i want all of you to think about what you say about her because she is a saint and she is beautiful. i would never hurt you britney. unless it was in a good way.(:
Nero | August 9, 2010 at 2:28 pm
Does she hide her underwear between her ass cheeks?
Rhialto | August 9, 2010 at 2:32 pm
We need two strong men to check that out.
WittyKitty4ever | August 10, 2010 at 8:43 am
What has she done in the last 10 years to make her even worth putting in anything???Any chic can pop out a few kids,have alot of melt downs and sleep with anyone. Ass pics aren’t even worth posting about now days…she’s sloopy and trashy.Point blank.