Britney Spears Needed A Police Escort At Target

February 27th, 2013 // 16 Comments

Here’s Britney Spears requiring a police escort at Target yesterday which really isn’t all that surprising once you realize most of them have a Starbucks inside.

“What they’d run out of this time, Britney?”
“Blender broke.”
“Jesus! 427 requesting backup. EVERYBODY DOWN.” *flips over cart, starts firing*

Photo: Pacific Coast News, WENN

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  1. I’d find this more plausible if the police were there to bust her for shoplifting.

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    Inner Retard
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    Honestly, how pissed off is that cop she has to be there – despite the bodyguard – when she could be busting Justin Bieber for having non-consensual sex with a possum.

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    ThisWillHurt
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    Britney Spears seen being escorted out of a Target in Los Angeles after customers complained about her fondling the pork rinds. “If’n I can’t eat’em, why can’t I touch’em a bunch?” She was quioted as saying.

  4. I watch that cop go down on brit-brit.

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    Toe Jam
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    Tango and Snatch

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    Juch
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    Spears was dismayed when the officer wouldn’t arrest a Target clerk for sexual harassment after he offered her a ‘layaway plan’. Hours later, Spears caused a disruption at a Costco after she demanded a priest perform an exorcism on a can of deviled ham.

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    John Travolta
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    Forgot to dye her eyebrows brown.

  8. Isn’t that the lady cop from “Fargo?”

  9. kery

    She should dress better because she is a millionaire!!!

    • Buffalo Chips

      You’re forgetting the enormous drag on her style created by the fact she’s a white trash retard.

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    oh Namr
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    http://i.imgur.com/av58POD.jpg
    Girl, fill in your eyebrows.

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    That pack of gum just cost her $10,000

  12. Coconutty

    How is Code 427, typically a kidnapping, appropriate in your little fake quote moment there?

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    sgk
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    Oh poor Britney….u can see the crazy in her eyes, she is wandering around stores all day buying gum and tic tac!! Some body get her some help!

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    I don’t know why they wouldn’t let me buy an electric razor and a few bags of cheetos. Just wanted to have a little fun.

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    I saw her recently with her kids, bodyguards, assistant and tea cup dog. Let’s just say she photographs well.

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