Britney Spears Needed A Police Escort At Target

Here’s Britney Spears requiring a police escort at Target yesterday which really isn’t all that surprising once you realize most of them have a Starbucks inside.

“What they’d run out of this time, Britney?”
“Blender broke.”
“Jesus! 427 requesting backup. EVERYBODY DOWN.” *flips over cart, starts firing*

Photo: Pacific Coast News, WENN