Here’s Britney Spears requiring a police escort at Target yesterday which really isn’t all that surprising once you realize most of them have a Starbucks inside.
“What they’d run out of this time, Britney?”
“Blender broke.”
“Jesus! 427 requesting backup. EVERYBODY DOWN.” *flips over cart, starts firing*
Photo: Pacific Coast News, WENN
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I’d find this more plausible if the police were there to bust her for shoplifting.
Honestly, how pissed off is that cop she has to be there – despite the bodyguard – when she could be busting Justin Bieber for having non-consensual sex with a possum.
Britney Spears seen being escorted out of a Target in Los Angeles after customers complained about her fondling the pork rinds. “If’n I can’t eat’em, why can’t I touch’em a bunch?” She was quioted as saying.
I watch that cop go down on brit-brit.
Tango and Snatch
Spears was dismayed when the officer wouldn’t arrest a Target clerk for sexual harassment after he offered her a ‘layaway plan’. Hours later, Spears caused a disruption at a Costco after she demanded a priest perform an exorcism on a can of deviled ham.
Forgot to dye her eyebrows brown.
Isn’t that the lady cop from “Fargo?”
She should dress better because she is a millionaire!!!
You’re forgetting the enormous drag on her style created by the fact she’s a white trash retard.
http://i.imgur.com/av58POD.jpg
Girl, fill in your eyebrows.
That pack of gum just cost her $10,000
How is Code 427, typically a kidnapping, appropriate in your little fake quote moment there?
Oh poor Britney….u can see the crazy in her eyes, she is wandering around stores all day buying gum and tic tac!! Some body get her some help!
I don’t know why they wouldn’t let me buy an electric razor and a few bags of cheetos. Just wanted to have a little fun.
I saw her recently with her kids, bodyguards, assistant and tea cup dog. Let’s just say she photographs well.