Britney Spears’ Parents Got Back Together

November 16th, 2010 // 39 Comments

“Mama Papa gon’ be a family ag’in!” People root toot doodly:

“They are back together and are doing well and happy,” a source tells PEOPLE. “[They're] not remarried but back together.”
The couple, who divorced in 2002, were looking friendly on Saturday at Los Angeles lounge Boudoir. Onlookers at the lounge spotted Lynne and Jamie cheering and dancing as DJ Mr. Best spun Britney’s hits, like “Toxic” and “Gimme More.”

While this gives hope that one day Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus can wash the Bret Michaels off and start anew, does anyone else find it tacky that Jaime and Lynne were dancing to music that made them rich at the expense of their daugther’s sanity? Don’t get me wrong, I understand raising a child with special needs is hard and would never begrudge anyone in that situation a rare opportunity to cut loose. But, c’mon, this is like Corky’s parents popping open a bottle of champagne and yelling, “Extra chromosome gonna make it rain, bitches! Holla!” — Jamie and Lynne did that, too, didn’t they? Of course.

Photos: Fame, Flynet

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  1. phil

    blyad!!!

    • Randal

      Talk about a POP of an explosion of curves!

      Britney, you look amazing from the side. The way your hair bun exposes the softness of your neck, the muscles of your arm, the arch of your back and that pillow of a backside.

      Randal

      • Richard McBeef

        post at the bottom you self important pile of dried semen and feces.

      • Jillia

        Please stop trolling as the real Randal. I hate to admit it but I miss him. At least he could write. Yours couldn’t be more full of fucking fail if you tried. Hell, Fish writes better than you.

      • Johnny Cage

        “Hell, Fish writes better than you.”

        Ok, you didn’t have to hit him that hard.

      • dude

        yeah, this fake Randal sucks ass. I bet the real Randal comes out of retirement just to defend his Queenly Throne.

  2. Eric

    I would still tag that. Dirty feet and all.

  3. horn dog

    Boooo to the pap – where the hell are the ass shots??? Weak.

  4. Maybe they can link up with Miley’s parents to form Malibu Voltron.

  5. Britney Spears
    burton
    Commented on this photo:

    she actually looks nice here.

  6. PtC

    I’m gonna go ahead and assume you meant “expense” of their daughter’s sanity, not “experience”. Cuz that would just be silly.

  7. Brianna

    I feel so bad for her =( she’s a mess

    • Yeah, I feel horrible for her. Here she is a multi-millionaire, never having to ever work another day in her life, with her shit in order, her family on the mend it seems, and her sanity on the mend as well. Fuck it’s horrible to be Britney.

      Please, give me one break …

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    ilu
    Commented on this photo:

    Really? ahhhhh. At least her shirt is cute..

  9. Icu

    She might be a steaming pile of crazy but her ass in blue jeans is something I’d like to take a bite out of.

  10. Me

    Okay, so:

    Assuming; Britney = Miley = Lindsay

    We have two different equations:

    Equation 1)

    Divorced Parents + Famewhoring + Pregnancy = Whackjob

    Equation 2)

    Divorced Parents + Famewhoring + Addiction = Suicide

    If Miley doesn’t get pregnant soon, she will get an addiction and kill herself. It is extremely important for Miley to get pregnant soon.

    EXTREMELY important.

    Someone please have unprotected sex with her, you can SAVE HER LIFE.

  11. Man, this girl gets a lot of shit doesn’t she? She looks pretty damn good for a mother, her parents are actually getting back together, and Britney hasn’t done anything insane or egregiously stupid over the past couple of years. Know what? I hate her music but I give her credit. She looked to be going all Lohan or Winehouse but she’s pulled it together. Good for her.

    • Johnny Cage

      Nah, you can’t compare her to Winehouse. Winehouse is just falling apart like Keith Richards during the Rolling stones

  12. Lovely

    She is starting to look pretty again.

  13. burton

    she looks hot, and who is to say she is crazy, the media makes what they want out of people and unless you have hung out with her yourself, no one reallyknows her, maybe her crazy association is just a media ploy to get her attn and she is one of the most normal people around…just sayin…SHE IS STILL HERE after all.

  14. whitepuzzylover

    ANY dude who says they wouldnt pound that shit loses his man card. crazy or not that body is still a penis amusment park

  15. The Listener

    Some days Britney looks good. Other days she’s just a mess. Everyone has days like that. No one can look good ALL the time.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Classy rear view look.
    The parents are too old to breed again right? They are back together because they want to love, cherish & spend that Spears concert cash until death do they part.

  17. Britney Spears
    Ricks_Daddy
    Commented on this photo:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA! REDNECK’S IN PUBLIC.

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    IKE
    Commented on this photo:

    Look at that ass!!!!!
    Mmmmmmmm, Britney!

  19. MPS

    I’d let her sit right on my face and give me a mudstache!!!

  20. Looking doable again. Confusing the hell out of my Mancuso Jr.

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    Jason
    Commented on this photo:

    See her thong is nothing new… But, it never gets old… :D

    I didn’t realize how nice of an ass Britney had! I thought she just had a rack. I guess I was way off the mark there.

  22. Burt

    I think she has great legs.

  23. slapkatyperry

    It’s amazing what tight cloths will do; You know, make a Florida ditch pig look like Jessica Biel. Britney is all stretch marks saggy tits and cottage cheese ass

  24. mocha

    She sort of has the body of an Al Jaffee drawing.

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