Britney Spears’ Kids Are In Her New Video

July 11th, 2013 // 29 Comments
Britney Spears Ooh La La Video
WATCH: Britney Spears - 'Ooh La La'

Because every small boy should see their mother jump into a children’s movie and dance in a sexy red dress, here’s Britney Spears‘ new video for “Ooh La La” from The Smurfs 2 soundtrack starring her sons Jayden James and Sean Preston. Who actually do a good job except I want to know why changed the audio to, “Cool,” and “Hi, mom!” when you know those kids were saying, “Why’s she got all them clothes on?” and “Daddy needs more money for chick’n.” I demand authenticity!

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  1. She sounds like Ke$ha. She’s even making some faces like that weird bitch. At least Bertney’s tits & ass are covered…

  2. EricLR

    If you really want authenticity, show them calling the nanny “Mom” and Britney “The sleepy lady.”

  3. ChesterCheeto

    She’s all sorts of messed in the Cheetos-addled head, but when she’s all dolled all, she’s so fucking hot.

  4. emma watson's vagina

    she does look hot in here. also the kids won’t be affected by seeing their mom in a skimpy red dress at this age. once they hit puberty and they are either bi-sexual or straight then it will be a problem.

  5. Smurf me baby, one more time.

  6. Josephus

    Usually the mouth of the doll is a little more snug.

  7. Cock Dr

    Squeeze into this dress.
    Read these lyrics off the teleprompter.
    Don’t worry about dancing. Just toss your hair around every other stanza.

  8. Slappy Magoo

    “Because I f*cking hate her” – studio exec who suggested Britney Spears should wear a short dress in a music video with creatures so small, if they were real, they’d be looking straight up into her cooch and never stopping.

    • Bane

      Now we have Blind Smurf, Fishy Smurf STD Smurf and Bulldog Eating Mayonnaise Smurf.

    • Narcissisticbitch

      Glad to know I wasn’t the only one thinking. “gah, those smurfs would be traumatized considering they are looking straight up at her lady bits”

  9. Slappy Magoo

    “You don’t have to look like a movie star” sings the woman on a movie screen digitally enhanced to look like a movie star…because you know kids dig irony…

  10. nafrure

    I agree, the part where she disappeared was indeed, the best part…

  11. chikaty

    the difference between britney and other moms after taking their kids to see the smurfs? britney believes smurfs are real now too.

  12. nistra

    did it ever come out whether the younger kid was retarded? there was all this speculation and i figured it was just the media finding something new to get a boner about, but then in this video he can’t even wave right :/

  13. I can’t believe I just watched 53 seconds of that.

  14. Courtkney

    You’d think she’d be better at lip syncing considering she’s been doing it for over 10 years now.

  15. I’m beginning to think that she can’t sing, with all that auto-tune and all.

  16. The Original Shawn

    Good grief, does the setting on the auto-tune go any higher? That audio is one step up from a Speak & Spell.

  17. detectivemicrophone

    she looks awesome. and happy. she should do more stuff like this, with her kids.

  18. I’m not going to watch that shit. Britney stopped being interesting once the whole jailbait thing wore off 10 years ago.

  19. My ears are bleeding.

  20. Mike

    It’s not the Goldfrapp song, I’ll tell you that much.

  21. richie

    looks amazing!!

  22. EhOk

    sugar pop dribble yet Still 7 trillion times more listenable than that Miley shit.

  23. MSmur

    did she say take my had and we can go all night *whilst holding the kids hands EWWWWWE

  24. The sexual lyrics are making me uncomfortable, this is for kids.

  25. Kuro

    What a terrible song. Looks like a terrible movie, too.

  26. Rob

    they have autotuning for torso and legs too?

  27. Every time I see Britney Spears now I can’t help but see her as some sort of corporate prisoner being forced to perform like those sad animals at the circus.

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