A few weeks ago, Jason Trawick finally figured out Jamie Spears tricked him and getting engaged to Britney wasn’t going to be the cash cow he envisioned, although she does sometimes eat grass if left unattended. Anyway, cut to yesterday where Britney showed up to her conservatorship hearing without her engagement ring which she normally has on (above). E! News reports:
Wearing a cute peach knee-length top with the sleeves rolled and tan heels, Spears drank a bottle of water as she waited for attorneys to arrive. However, several at the courthouse noticed she was not wearing the 4-carat round Neil Lane diamond given to her by her fiancé (and co-conservator) Jason Trawick when the two got engaged last December.
I like how Britney Spears is at a hearing to make sure a grown-up’s always in the room with her, yet people are wondering why a small, easy-to-swallow object is missing from her finger. K-Fed knows what I’m saying.
“Just like our honeymoon.”
See? Just like their honeymoon.
“It’ll work it’s way out.”
And it’ll work it’s way out.
“Might have to give her some apple juice though.”
Dude, I think we got it.
“Or Wendy’s. Wendy’s never sat right with her.”
ALRIGHT.
Photos: INFdaily, Splash News
I would pillage that whack job pussy.
I still don’t understand what happened to her!
Disney and shitty parents.
The problem with gold rings with a diamond setting is that they look too much like Cheetos and rock candy.
heheh Bertney.
Wendy’s? Oh, Fish. You give her Ex-Lax and tell her it’s chocolate. Problem solved.
I could really go a Wendy burger right now, though. Hongray.
I could really go for the red head girl from the Wendy’s commercials right now.
I didn’t think I was the only one, but I wasn’t sure. Whenever I see the one where she’s telling the dude why he should buy the yard sale recliner, I always hear her say, “Feet: up. Game: on. Face: buried in my burning bush.”
Me too. I would bury my face in there and only come up for air when necessary.
Any talk of a rivalry developing between the two competing judging Divas was put to rest when Jennifer Lopez lent Casper Smart to Britney for the day.
Poor little retard.
Poor little retard that you’d fuck.
Retards need love too. Her pussy ain’t retarded.
Pleather cutoffs. I hope I never outgrow the attraction to white trash I acquired in my youth in West Virginia.
If he marries her he will embezzle a ton of money, run off with nice blond Russian and leave Brit Brit shitting on herself. I really think fame has fucked her head up. She has crossed the rubicon.
A long, goddamn time ago.
She’s crazy as hell and doesn’t look nearly as good as she once did but I would still drill each of her holes. Maybe if I bang her anus hard enough some her craziness would diminish?
It’s worth a try.
I know we are just supposed to laugh at her, but does anybody else find it really disturbing that a bunch of people are keeing a mentallychallenged person in slavery and forcing her to do tricks for money so that they can live in luxury?
apparently they don’t let her do interviews
she looks fat and sloppier than usual
wooof!
The zoom feature really doesn’t help her at all in this first photo. She has a big scabby thing on her left foot. And her face looks horrible.
I still love those skull crusher thighs and would give my left nut to try them out.
That scar thingie on her left foot looks like some sort of burn. Maybe Trawick decided to burn her at the stake for witchcraft and she peed out the flames…
I love those nice, muscular thighs and I’d love to have her use them to pull my face into her pussy.
Im sure what happened is she thought that dang ole ring was a sparkly chicke nugget. the rest is digested history.
That’s nothing to worry. Sometimes I don’t wear my wedding ring because I don’t want to or I simply forgot it. No big deal.