Bertney Stopped Wearin’ Her ‘Gagement Ring!

August 16th, 2012 // 28 Comments
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A few weeks ago, Jason Trawick finally figured out Jamie Spears tricked him and getting engaged to Britney wasn’t going to be the cash cow he envisioned, although she does sometimes eat grass if left unattended. Anyway, cut to yesterday where Britney showed up to her conservatorship hearing without her engagement ring which she normally has on (above). E! News reports:

Wearing a cute peach knee-length top with the sleeves rolled and tan heels, Spears drank a bottle of water as she waited for attorneys to arrive. However, several at the courthouse noticed she was not wearing the 4-carat round Neil Lane diamond given to her by her fiancé (and co-conservator) Jason Trawick when the two got engaged last December.

I like how Britney Spears is at a hearing to make sure a grown-up’s always in the room with her, yet people are wondering why a small, easy-to-swallow object is missing from her finger. K-Fed knows what I’m saying.

“Just like our honeymoon.”

See? Just like their honeymoon.

“It’ll work it’s way out.”

And it’ll work it’s way out.

“Might have to give her some apple juice though.”

Dude, I think we got it.

“Or Wendy’s. Wendy’s never sat right with her.”

ALRIGHT.

Photos: INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. Joe Blow

    I would pillage that whack job pussy.

  2. MyCoworkerIsHot

    I still don’t understand what happened to her!

  3. Frank Burns

    The problem with gold rings with a diamond setting is that they look too much like Cheetos and rock candy.

  4. Wendy’s? Oh, Fish. You give her Ex-Lax and tell her it’s chocolate. Problem solved.

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    rantatonne
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    Any talk of a rivalry developing between the two competing judging Divas was put to rest when Jennifer Lopez lent Casper Smart to Britney for the day.

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    Poor little retard.

  7. Pleather cutoffs. I hope I never outgrow the attraction to white trash I acquired in my youth in West Virginia.

  8. terry

    If he marries her he will embezzle a ton of money, run off with nice blond Russian and leave Brit Brit shitting on herself. I really think fame has fucked her head up. She has crossed the rubicon.
    A long, goddamn time ago.

  9. Melvin

    She’s crazy as hell and doesn’t look nearly as good as she once did but I would still drill each of her holes. Maybe if I bang her anus hard enough some her craziness would diminish?

  10. blah

    I know we are just supposed to laugh at her, but does anybody else find it really disturbing that a bunch of people are keeing a mentallychallenged person in slavery and forcing her to do tricks for money so that they can live in luxury?

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    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks fat and sloppier than usual

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    lily
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    wooof!

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    Stupid
    Commented on this photo:

    The zoom feature really doesn’t help her at all in this first photo. She has a big scabby thing on her left foot. And her face looks horrible.

  14. P- Eater

    I still love those skull crusher thighs and would give my left nut to try them out.

  15. Britney Spears Cleavage Legs Short Shorts X Factor Taping
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    That scar thingie on her left foot looks like some sort of burn. Maybe Trawick decided to burn her at the stake for witchcraft and she peed out the flames…

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    I love those nice, muscular thighs and I’d love to have her use them to pull my face into her pussy.

  17. McClownerton

    Im sure what happened is she thought that dang ole ring was a sparkly chicke nugget. the rest is digested history.

  18. Britney Spears Cleavage Legs Short Shorts X Factor Taping
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    That’s nothing to worry. Sometimes I don’t wear my wedding ring because I don’t want to or I simply forgot it. No big deal.

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