Here’s Britney Spears leaving – Do I really have to say it? – yesterday where she proceeded to mug it up for the paparazzi while silently threatening to stab their fucking eyes out. To the untrained eye, you might be asking “Threat? How?” But to one steeped in the dark arts such as myself, it’s clearly evident she’s brandishing sharp objects at not just the pap in front of her, but also the one on the rooftop behind her who was wise to keep his distance. Because taking pictures of Britney Spears is a lot like approaching a rhino in the wild. You never know if it’s going to charge or smother you with its vagina until you agree to take it to McDonald’s.
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Aim low, Brit. Aim low.
Not for everyone, but I think she is Sexy as Hell like this.
I’m with Mr. Nice Guy. I think she’s cuter than a speckled pup. So all you guys who think she’s ugly, if she should ever ask you to bang her bowlegged, send her my way so you don’t have to lower yourselves to her level.
And I, too, think it’s great to see her smiling!
Britney is just a real one that she do not care people would say.
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SPEAKING ENGRISH, PREASE!
She just looks beat. Sad cause she was sooo hot back in the day
first! nice nips btw
She really is a national treasure – our very own white trash goddess. And it all comes so natural to her.
Fat arms!!!!!!!
Her arms are not fat. She is swinging them backwards and it causes it to look like that you dope.
Nice nips
i can smell that dirty asshole through my computer…FAP FAP FAP FAP!
her nipples are frowning.
How many of those things does she drink? Those things are about 30 grams of fat a piece…hence the thighs !
Those thighs’re pretty damned gelatinous.
It’s like they’re a cottage cheese convention on kankles.
it depends on exactly what drink she gets, but between about 2 and 15 grams of fat. so you’re off somewhere by a factor of 15 times, or 2 times. So I guess you’re an idiot.
damn it feels good to be superior.
Superior is looking up the nutritional values of a drink on a Starbucks website? Aim a little higher in life for yourself bud !
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Ha!
What an fuckin’ ugly country-ghetto cow. Not only does her face look like a sphincter muscle, but check out those droopy udders! If it weren’t for autotune this dimbulb bitch would’ve disappeared long ago.
However, in her favor, she seems to have that ol’ glimmer of the great 5150 British Britney. Man, if only Pink Wig Brit’d show up again!
Hey, I know Jamie did the right thing in corraling his li’l fruitcake daughter, But dammit, he ruined the Hollywood trainwreck of all Hollywood trainwrecks. Not even Lindsay could come close to Shitney for uber insane-in-the-membrane craziness.
Jamie! let Brit be Brit, dammit! Give us our 5150 Shitney back!!
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aye wig-out umbrella brit was facking brilliant :) well cept when you rem she’s the mother of two young kids then it’s a little sad. but guess what she has new tracks coming out any day. laugh at her nips as she laughs all the way to… oh yeah.
too bad papa jamie isn’t in charge of linday’s business too..
There’s striking difference between Linds an’ Brit.
5150/Faux Brit Speaking/Pink Wig/Shaved head Britney ruled! That…was real entertainment. Every damn day there some really crazy cool stuff she was doing or saying.
Lindsays’ just your typical out of control diva addict. She’s boring as can be.
I’d let Jamie take care of Linds if only he’d return 5150 Britney to us.
Pretty and perky nipples. Love ‘em! :)
“perky”? what dictionary are you referring to on that? those nipples are watching her walk.
lol @ watching her walk
When will it be “cool” to take care of yourself or to have some class? Glad she can be comfortable, but enough already.
Leave Britney ALONE!
i love expression on her face.
if her nipples pointed in the direction youd expect a young womans too, I’d say she looked pretty hot here, but damn those saggy boobs are a deal breaker. South is no good girl. She should’ve taken better care of them when she was banging out those K-spawn.
She should have some ropes implanted to torque those things in the same direction. They could mount the extra length into her wide, wide, man neck.
Remember that skit on SNL years ago? I think it permanently dislocated her nipples. One’s pointing up, the other is pointing down.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuZiCGtNS3w&feature=related
not only are they pointing the wrong direction… one is higher than the other, like a chameleon’s eyes. not sexy.
I like having sex with 12 year old boys.
You, sir, are a fucktard.
“Ok, class, first we’re going to do Dimpled Thighs, then proceed to Beer Gut and end with Downward Nipple.”
She looks fine to me. I am SO HAPPY that she smiles now. Maybe things are looking up for her.
FAP FAP FAP… *Slight Skeet Skeet* FAP FAP FAPPITY FAP SKKKKEEEEEEEEETTTTT!!!!
Whoa…thanks Britney..
I hope I never have to see those things naked. I might literally puke my stomach out.
just my luck i might get suckered into seeing her naked.
oh wow fish took down erin. i was just finally warming up to her. hmph.
well so…. about that other chick….? too soon to ask?
looks like a tranny in pic #11
DAMN i still want to cum inside that woman so bad…….lucky ass K-Fed
slut and hooker here haha
I like Sluts and Hookers. They are great fucks.
Why does she look like she’s on something? Her eyes glaze over, it’s like looking into emptiness.
I see just boobs
Jump jump jump boobs feel pain
Hey britney stop walk becuze ur boobs more cray and pain
Nipples ?!
Hey britney go eating shit and put your face this new creame
My dog want milk britney
Starbuck’s went straight to her thunder thighs.
She looks like shit, what a has been. Hit the treadmill and lose the cheese thighs. Pic #3 looks like an overstuffed sausage link, all she needs is some varicose veins to go along with those Bob Evans country breakfast stumps she waddles around on.
as a matter of fact, I would like a piece of her.
Hell I love them.
I will never tire of Brits awesome nipples….and im not being ironic – I love them wonky nips of goodness. dauymmm!
she looks hot in a trashy sluty kinda way
Pointy down nips. Motherhood. Good tits need nipples straight out or higher.
Those unfettered funbags of hers are gifts that keep on giving….
Oh Brit……when will u hire a fuckin’ stylist??? And please….cut those ugly extension, and get a short hair cut….u will probably look more sexy with a short hair-do.
She’s well on her way to looking like the goddess known as Dog the Bounty Hunter’s wife.
She looks cute.
It seems she’s drinking a sugary drink in every other time she’s followed by the paparazzi… Do they get more money for those shots?
I like Britney because she would probably sleep with me. She needs to start wearing a bra though because I’m not going to want her if her nipples move any farther south.
Why is it so hard for her to wear jeans? Or at least a skirt to the knee?
Maybe I should start slow. Bra….pull the straps over your shoulders. Click the back shut. Hoist ‘em.
Oh please. In case you haven’t noticed, that’s like the unofficial uniform for all females between the ages of 15-30.
You can practically hear Crazy saying “haters gon’ hate”
I like….I like….
What is that shit on her shirt?? This chick isn’t even trying anymore.
milking the cows in CERRITOS, ca!!
She looks every bit the crazy southern rich lady. Walking around without a bra neglecting her kids, smj