Britney Spears’ Nipples are Business as Usual

The Superficial / August 3, 2010

Here’s Britney Spears leaving – Do I really have to say it? – yesterday where she proceeded to mug it up for the paparazzi while silently threatening to stab their fucking eyes out. To the untrained eye, you might be asking “Threat? How?” But to one steeped in the dark arts such as myself, it’s clearly evident she’s brandishing sharp objects at not just the pap in front of her, but also the one on the rooftop behind her who was wise to keep his distance. Because taking pictures of Britney Spears is a lot like approaching a rhino in the wild. You never know if it’s going to charge or smother you with its vagina until you agree to take it to McDonald’s.

Photos: Fame, Flynet