Here’s Britney Spears leaving – Do I really have to say it? – yesterday where she proceeded to mug it up for the paparazzi while silently threatening to stab their fucking eyes out. To the untrained eye, you might be asking “Threat? How?” But to one steeped in the dark arts such as myself, it’s clearly evident she’s brandishing sharp objects at not just the pap in front of her, but also the one on the rooftop behind her who was wise to keep his distance. Because taking pictures of Britney Spears is a lot like approaching a rhino in the wild. You never know if it’s going to charge or smother you with its vagina until you agree to take it to McDonald’s.
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Georgeo | August 3, 2010 at 12:42 pm
Aim low, Brit. Aim low.
Mr. Nice Guy | August 3, 2010 at 2:38 pm
Not for everyone, but I think she is Sexy as Hell like this.
Vito | August 4, 2010 at 9:40 pm
I’m with Mr. Nice Guy. I think she’s cuter than a speckled pup. So all you guys who think she’s ugly, if she should ever ask you to bang her bowlegged, send her my way so you don’t have to lower yourselves to her level.
And I, too, think it’s great to see her smiling!
Alex | August 4, 2010 at 8:53 am
Britney is just a real one that she do not care people would say.
http://www.emakingmoneyonline.com/
Vito | August 4, 2010 at 9:41 pm
SPEAKING ENGRISH, PREASE!
CARLO | August 4, 2010 at 10:00 am
She just looks beat. Sad cause she was sooo hot back in the day
Sardonic | August 3, 2010 at 12:50 pm
She really is a national treasure – our very own white trash goddess. And it all comes so natural to her.
Ness | August 3, 2010 at 1:26 pm
Fat arms!!!!!!!
Vera | August 6, 2010 at 12:55 am
Her arms are not fat. She is swinging them backwards and it causes it to look like that you dope.
Jimbo | August 3, 2010 at 12:50 pm
Nice nips
pimp | August 3, 2010 at 12:52 pm
i can smell that dirty asshole through my computer…FAP FAP FAP FAP!
frisbeeken | August 3, 2010 at 12:58 pm
How many of those things does she drink? Those things are about 30 grams of fat a piece…hence the thighs !
RasputinsLiver | August 3, 2010 at 1:23 pm
Those thighs’re pretty damned gelatinous.
It’s like they’re a cottage cheese convention on kankles.
McFeely Smackup | August 3, 2010 at 2:10 pm
it depends on exactly what drink she gets, but between about 2 and 15 grams of fat. so you’re off somewhere by a factor of 15 times, or 2 times. So I guess you’re an idiot.
damn it feels good to be superior.
frisbeeken | August 3, 2010 at 3:04 pm
Superior is looking up the nutritional values of a drink on a Starbucks website? Aim a little higher in life for yourself bud !
RasputinsLiver | August 3, 2010 at 12:59 pm
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Ha!
What an fuckin’ ugly country-ghetto cow. Not only does her face look like a sphincter muscle, but check out those droopy udders! If it weren’t for autotune this dimbulb bitch would’ve disappeared long ago.
However, in her favor, she seems to have that ol’ glimmer of the great 5150 British Britney. Man, if only Pink Wig Brit’d show up again!
Hey, I know Jamie did the right thing in corraling his li’l fruitcake daughter, But dammit, he ruined the Hollywood trainwreck of all Hollywood trainwrecks. Not even Lindsay could come close to Shitney for uber insane-in-the-membrane craziness.
Jamie! let Brit be Brit, dammit! Give us our 5150 Shitney back!!
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dudeatdudedotdude | August 3, 2010 at 1:55 pm
aye wig-out umbrella brit was facking brilliant :) well cept when you rem she’s the mother of two young kids then it’s a little sad. but guess what she has new tracks coming out any day. laugh at her nips as she laughs all the way to… oh yeah.
too bad papa jamie isn’t in charge of linday’s business too..
RasputinsLiver | August 3, 2010 at 9:30 pm
There’s striking difference between Linds an’ Brit.
5150/Faux Brit Speaking/Pink Wig/Shaved head Britney ruled! That…was real entertainment. Every damn day there some really crazy cool stuff she was doing or saying.
Lindsays’ just your typical out of control diva addict. She’s boring as can be.
I’d let Jamie take care of Linds if only he’d return 5150 Britney to us.
TheListener | August 3, 2010 at 1:00 pm
Pretty and perky nipples. Love ‘em! :)
westward ho | August 3, 2010 at 6:58 pm
“perky”? what dictionary are you referring to on that? those nipples are watching her walk.
Alli Watermelon | August 3, 2010 at 7:33 pm
lol @ watching her walk
Lindsay's Left Lip | August 3, 2010 at 1:14 pm
Leave Britney ALONE!
Stace | August 4, 2010 at 4:59 pm
i love expression on her face.
Katie | August 3, 2010 at 1:26 pm
Remember that skit on SNL years ago? I think it permanently dislocated her nipples. One’s pointing up, the other is pointing down.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuZiCGtNS3w&feature=related
sean | August 3, 2010 at 1:32 pm
I like having sex with 12 year old boys.
BostonFreek | August 3, 2010 at 3:51 pm
You, sir, are a fucktard.
yoga instructor | August 3, 2010 at 1:33 pm
“Ok, class, first we’re going to do Dimpled Thighs, then proceed to Beer Gut and end with Downward Nipple.”
Doc Schweinstrudel | August 3, 2010 at 1:35 pm
She looks fine to me. I am SO HAPPY that she smiles now. Maybe things are looking up for her.
thatdude | August 3, 2010 at 1:36 pm
FAP FAP FAP… *Slight Skeet Skeet* FAP FAP FAPPITY FAP SKKKKEEEEEEEEETTTTT!!!!
Whoa…thanks Britney..
HoarfyMcHoarferson | August 3, 2010 at 1:39 pm
I hope I never have to see those things naked. I might literally puke my stomach out.
Lightdragon | August 3, 2010 at 1:42 pm
just my luck i might get suckered into seeing her naked.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 3, 2010 at 1:59 pm
oh wow fish took down erin. i was just finally warming up to her. hmph.
well so…. about that other chick….? too soon to ask?
Mal gusto | August 3, 2010 at 2:01 pm
looks like a tranny in pic #11
WhitePussyLover | August 3, 2010 at 2:27 pm
DAMN i still want to cum inside that woman so bad…….lucky ass K-Fed
Kaz | August 3, 2010 at 2:35 pm
slut and hooker here haha
Mr. Nice Guy | August 3, 2010 at 2:51 pm
I like Sluts and Hookers. They are great fucks.
Mr. Obvious | August 3, 2010 at 2:35 pm
Why does she look like she’s on something? Her eyes glaze over, it’s like looking into emptiness.
Kaz | August 3, 2010 at 2:38 pm
I see just boobs
Kaz | August 3, 2010 at 2:41 pm
Jump jump jump boobs feel pain
Kaz | August 3, 2010 at 2:43 pm
Hey britney stop walk becuze ur boobs more cray and pain
Kaz | August 3, 2010 at 2:45 pm
Nipples ?!
Kaz | August 3, 2010 at 2:51 pm
Hey britney go eating shit and put your face this new creame
Kaz | August 3, 2010 at 2:56 pm
My dog want milk britney
Logan | August 3, 2010 at 5:37 pm
I will never tire of Brits awesome nipples….and im not being ironic – I love them wonky nips of goodness. dauymmm!
Apostate | August 3, 2010 at 5:56 pm
Those unfettered funbags of hers are gifts that keep on giving….
Masi | August 3, 2010 at 6:48 pm
She’s well on her way to looking like the goddess known as Dog the Bounty Hunter’s wife.
Totally Serious | August 3, 2010 at 8:03 pm
I like Britney because she would probably sleep with me. She needs to start wearing a bra though because I’m not going to want her if her nipples move any farther south.
Yo | August 3, 2010 at 9:48 pm
You can practically hear Crazy saying “haters gon’ hate”
captain america | August 4, 2010 at 1:12 am
milking the cows in CERRITOS, ca!!
Kaz | August 4, 2010 at 9:22 am
Bigg nibbles
Kaz | August 4, 2010 at 9:23 am
I see Bigg boobs
Kaz | August 4, 2010 at 9:24 am
Go Go fuck with blacman
Kaz | August 4, 2010 at 9:25 am
***********
Kaz | August 4, 2010 at 9:26 am
big Slut
Kaz | August 4, 2010 at 9:27 am
Britney cow
Slig | August 4, 2010 at 9:41 am
Ooh big nipples wow
Slig | August 4, 2010 at 9:44 am
She just hooker
Slig | August 4, 2010 at 9:45 am
I see she smile like not good think abaut boy
Slig | August 4, 2010 at 9:50 am
She want 2 eggs piping hot in her boobs nipples cuz giting biger
Slig | August 4, 2010 at 9:51 am
If she want
Slig | August 4, 2010 at 9:52 am
Jamp jamp jamp
Deborah | August 4, 2010 at 9:43 pm
I think her breasts still look good for having children!Also,there is nothing wrong with curves.At least she don’t look sickly!
Bored with life | August 5, 2010 at 1:08 am
I’d suck on those babies for an eternity…
princessjobie | August 5, 2010 at 8:22 pm
LEAVE THE DAMN GIRL ALONE WE ALLHAVE BAD HAIR DAYS AND MOST WOMEN HAD BRAS AND THAT’S WHAT HAPPPEN’S WHAT HAPPEN WHEN YOU HAVE A BOOB JOB GET OVER IT LEAVE BRIT A LONE WE LOVE YOU BRIT
tittyfckr | August 5, 2010 at 10:17 pm
I squeeze em around the splooge pole and jack hammer away until I power washed her face.
c noris | August 5, 2010 at 10:22 pm
I love the funny face expression in confidence