Back in February, Britney Spears supposedly met a man at the country club because if there’s a sport that immediately comes to mind when you think about Britney, it’s golf. Turns out she really did find a new boyfriend, because here’s the two of them leaving what I assume is a Chuck E. Cheese because I don’t know where the hell else you take her on a date. Not to mention her dad has a clear shot of the ballpit from across the street. “Mayor McCheese, this is Hamburglar 1. Grimace has spotted the pizza buffet. Repeat. She’s spotted the pizza buffet. Proceed with tranquilizer. Over.”
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Didn’t you ever watch The People’s Court? There’s an endless supply of men into flabby dumb chicks wiling to cough up money.
Until I see court documents of Designated Legal Guardian status nobody call him “her boyfriend” to me.
Cool, her new boyfriend is Mexican.
Who is “Bertney”?
“They don’t serve fried food? Eeeeeew!”
“Shit! Left mah kids at Walmart again!”
Nothing like a hair left behind to ruin a perfectly fine day. Spit. You’re a shedder, David. Spit.
whenever i see her name spelt bertney i pee a little. keep up the good work!
Me too. :D