It’s Bertney’s New Boyfriend

The Superficial / March 13, 2013

Back in February, Britney Spears supposedly met a man at the country club because if there’s a sport that immediately comes to mind when you think about Britney, it’s golf. Turns out she really did find a new boyfriend, because here’s the two of them leaving what I assume is a Chuck E. Cheese because I don’t know where the hell else you take her on a date. Not to mention her dad has a clear shot of the ballpit from across the street. “Mayor McCheese, this is Hamburglar 1. Grimace has spotted the pizza buffet. Repeat. She’s spotted the pizza buffet. Proceed with tranquilizer. Over.”

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