Britney Spears Made A Marilyn Manson Video

I’ve never been to one of Britney Spears’ concerts before, mostly because on Tuesdays a bus full of mentally handicapped people goes to the mall and I can’t see how the two would be much different. Except it turns out I’m half wrong because apparently Britney writhes around to Marilyn Manson’s “Sweet Dreams” onstage, and now there’s a video for it where, no joke, she’s never on screen for more than a second at a time. I guess the key is to cut away quick or else the illusion of an Eyes Wide Shut orgy is shattered by the appearance of curly fries. Her dad warned them not to film near an Arby’s, but nooooo, the director’s an “artiste.”

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