Britney Spears Looks Sane to Me

October 7th, 2010 // 54 Comments

With talk of Britney Spears‘ conservatorship coming to an end it only makes sense her dad would start letting her dress herself to ease the transition. Or she pulled a gun and demanded to “look sexy for once, y’all” before running out the door if you want to be a pessimist about it. Personally, I’m more of the “glass is half-full of never-ending batshit” type. It’s my curse.

Photos: Fame, Splash News

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  1. Wonderwoman

    looking good britney #1

  2. Taz

    She is in complete control, leave her alone.

  3. fester

    Yikes! Has anyone seen my pet rabbit? What’s that on the stove?

  4. ntlj

    How old is she again? She looks like she’s in her 40′s! Get some damn sleep girl!

  5. She does look good here, but what’s with the rubber boots???? Dumbest fashion statement I’ve seen besides those mukluk type winter boots everyone was wearing a couple of years ago.

    I guess the rubber boots are to protect her from all the bullshit she wades into all the time.

  6. hills

    As sane as a Stepford Wife…is this the new “IN” look? The escaped mental patient?

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    Seriously, does she own a mirror?

  8. I dunno about looking sane, but she is looking braless (again) for sure.
    Bend over for your fans Brit Brit.

  9. Thats some curse, spidey–always the optimist–cos batshits make greaaat lays :)

    Diggin the thighs brit. Hope to come between em some time~

  10. ®

    Perfect example of how you can lead a normal life if you happen suffer from strabismus of the teat…

    I’m rooting for ya Brit…

  11. Rancid

    Courtney Love has been looking a LOT better recently. So I guess SOMEBODY has to look like the “old” Courtney Love.

    • b

      BAHAHHSHAHHAHAHAAAAA…omg..I have had my laugh for the week! That was thee most perfect comment…..EVER! She looks ragged and crazy…..and yucccckkkkk….bllllecccckkkkk…..hahahahahaha…the New Courtney Love…hahahahahhaha

  12. fester

    So, she traded the Candies gig for a stint as the spokesperson for Schizophrenia.
    Granted, it’s an imaginary endorsement for a nonexistent company but isn’t that sort of the point..?

    • Doubt she’s schitzo, but some of it may have been depression. Her problems seem to boil over right after a close aunt died of ovarian cancer. If she becomes a spokesperson of anything id hope its underwear. Tho i appreciate having seen her cooter up close.

      • fester

        Question: “What breed of dog would you say most resembles your vagina?”
        Britney: “A hairless Shar Pei?”

  13. Amabel

    That’s not a dress she’s wearing, it’s a nightgown. I also wear my pj’s and nightgown outside to the store and on vacation when the weather is too hot. I’m not crazy. I started wearing my pj’s out in public in grade school, my mom never woke me up with a enough time to get to the bus. In college, I wore my pj’s to school to since most of the time I was too tired from studying or being too hung over to care less. I think she looks great !!! Those boots really do need to go, but other than that she’s perfect.

  14. Burke, Esq.

    Total walk of shame look, with an outfit to go with it….I hate it when I leave random clothes at my man’s house and just put on whatever…

    Off to get some more Paris Hilton extensions..

    Oh sure she is ready to fly on her own..

  15. RasputinsLiver

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    Fish, ….

    …I’m hoping that we’ll get our pink wigged, fae British accented babbling, umbrella wielding, 5150 Britney back again.

    Although Jamie did the right thing, it really took away contemporary entertainment’s finest, most spectacular trainwreck.

    There was nothin’ like comin’ home after work to light up a joint and find out what craziness that country-ghetto chick did that day.

    The sight of her in the back of that EMT rig when she was giggling, laughing and babbling as she was taken off to the rubber room was epic, man!

    Not even Lindsay could rival my dear sweet 5150 Britney for full-throttle whacktastic meltdowns.

    Please, God, if you exist, please free 5150 from the sanity shackles that bind her!

    *

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    Sardonic
    Commented on this photo:

    Any attempt to dress up or hide craziness is an exercise in futility. The craziness will always shine through.

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    VerbalRemedy
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks so much older than her age! In pic 11 she looks about mid-40′s, no offense to 40 year old women intended.

  18. hateyoufornoreason

    A nightgown, sweater and boots. Looks like Britney’s back, bitch!

  19. Sardonic

    Any attempt to dress up or hide craziness is an exercise in futility. The craziness will always shine through.

  20. RoboZombie

    Cheetos Y’all!!!

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    marie
    Commented on this photo:

    Rule #1!!!! ALWAYS remove the price sticker from your shoes/boots!

  22. Ned

    I’d still suck the turds right out of her ass

  23. Turd Ferguson

    Nobody gets trashier, faster than Brit.
    What the fuck happened, and how did it flip overnight?

    Those thighs? Her hair hasnt looked good since she shaved it off – how the fuck do you have this much money and cant figure life out? What a worthless turd.

  24. CK1

    Am I the only one that thinks she looks like she could be related to Sloth from The Goonies in pic #1?

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    michiez
    Commented on this photo:

    i was just watching austin powers gold member yesterday.. with britney in it im like wow she looks good. i see these pics. uhh.. nm

  26. am sorry………but I LOVE CRAZY!!!……she’s STILL SUPER SEXY to me!

  27. tony

    gross manly legs stubby and chunky.

  28. Brit = medicated

  29. ps- i LOVES me some chunky-legged Brit…she & her chubby legs and tummy beez the HOTNESS…

  30. rovingardener

    Looks like she is doing the method acting audition for the next Joker. She really needs to chill out on the Thorazine.

  31. timmy the dying boy

    Is that a nipple? Naw, can’t be, it’s not pointing straight down.

  32. lauryn

    i guess she likes anthropologie too. its a store guys, and that sweater is totally from there.

  33. roger

    if i ever meet her, i’ll pretend her boobies are looking down at my junk.

  34. I am wondering about Britney Spears in this new look . We all know that she is very talented Actress and I have watched her in different roll …But in this look, she is looking very hot . NO3 Max Pump

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    SuperVoodoo
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    Wow, girlfriend looks angry here. Like someone has his paws on her Mars bar or something.

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    SuperVoodoo
    Commented on this photo:

    What is shocking about these photos is that she’s managed to keep her lips closed… Usually she has the slackjawed, wide open piehole, with teeth a glarin’ look that belies her trailer trash upbringing.

  37. herbiefrog

    woah… msg across forward timeline

    havent done that be4
    it;ll be ok
    just press gpo

  38. Ash Bones

    She needs to fatten up some more and shave head again, then let her bush grow so it pokes out of a bikini…. That’s the britney I love

  39. Dinkus

    She does not look good, at best she’s look ok, and maybe a bit crazy, but certainly not the least bit hot. Is it possible for someone around her to advise her what to wear? Apparently not. I don’t think you could find more clashing clothes and bag if you tried. I mean not one of those items goes together. I’m baffled, but not really. The girl had a body and her handlers had taste. Oh well, can’t someone give her a basic color class. Is she color and texture blind? I’m really baffled. Good gawd, if you’re gonna do the cheesy 80s boots, then can’t you match the rest of the outfit?
    And what’s with Quasimodo’s wrap? Does she do this on purpose so she releases the only good pics? Must be.

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    romie
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    damn britt

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