Just days after claiming she’s mentally incapable of testifying in court, Britney Spears‘ parents apparently thought it’d be okay to let her go onstage at KIIS FM’s Wango Tango 2011 and wave at her fans. Unfortunately, Jamie and Lynne paid the price later when it was nothing but questions about why “all them’s people looked like fried chicken in T-shirts” followed by a blowgun dart to the neck.
LYNNE: Dear, was that really necessary? She was only asking a question.
JAMIE: Don’t tell me my business, woman. She had that look in her eye again. The one that had us washin’ Shake ‘n Bake off her kids for an hour.
BRITNEY: *lifts up head* Rohhhhhh… furkey… me want furkey…
LYNNE: She smells we’ve been to Boston Market! GET TO THE PANIC ROOM!
Photo: Getty, Splash News
I just luvs me some Britney! Bat shit crazy or not.
She really has that blank look in her eyes!! She’s on something for sure.
She looks like she’s fairly lucid. And in her late 40′s.
agreed. how is she gonna look when she’s ACTUALLY in her 40′s yikes!
exactly what i was thinking. too bad.
another reason not to push kids into showbiz. this is what happens.
it’s life b*tch…
just not how you knew it…
we’ll have what she’s takin’… [[[oh we are ?
she looks old.
Britney Spears is 25 on the 2011 Hot 100 list! I knew I had good taste in women that time I jacked off to her nude body in her womanizer video. NICE! She is still in her 20′s until December 2.
I wish I had some of what she’s takin’.
Why the fuck did Maxim rank Olivia Munn number 2 on their Hot 100 list? Almost every other woman on that list is better looking than her.
You kidding me? I’d create a rape dungeon just so I could chain up and anally rape Olivia Munn every night…I’d feed her good and keep her in good shape, just to relentlessly butt rape her day and night
HAHAHA I’m not saying that I wouldn’t fuck her. I would definitely fuck her, but if I did my own ranking of the current hot 100 she probably wouldn’t even make the list. I think I know why she is ranked number 2. It’s probably because she is part asian and maxim wants to market themselves to the asian demographic.
Looks like somebody fucked her brains out one too many times. This is why we need stem cell research, people. So that Britney can regenerate her brain tissue. And begin the process all over again. Circle of Fuck.
She looks like a modern day Stepford wife; blonde hair, robotic poses and dazed eyes that say “my children are screaming, but it’s OK because I’m on enough Valium to kill a horse.”
I was thinking that exact same thing… an empty, smiling Stepford wife!
She looks pretty bangable here for sure.
I still miss the smoking hot 90′s Britney….
Git n mah belly
she lost her looks 5 years ago. She is just not pretty anymore. Sad.
First.
Also hot.
Also a zombie
That purple blur is right where the penis goes.
Oh please, please let it be where the penis goes!
She had mistakenly assumed “Wango Tango” was a new flavor of Doritos.
Wow, Goldie Hawn’s Botox did… something.
Yeah that’s the word I would use to describe Britney. Cognizant. Can she even spell it?
She doesn’t have to. All she has to do is pop out a tit and we forget what we were asking her.
She looks a lot better….but she still looks like a bird of prey in the face.
OOO!!! Shiny thing!! Hi shiny thing!!
I’m still sure about the fact she is ready to join the MADHOUSE!!!
Yep…. Cognizant as a stuffed moose one might find bolted to a hunting lodge wall….Artofwar
She’s already ugly. Imagine her in 20 years. lolbarf
The Bitch is looking old!
AHM A LIL TEA POT SHORT AHHHN STOUT…HERE IS MAH HAAAN-DLE, HERE IS MAH SPAUT…AN WHEEEN I GET AHLL STEEEMED UP YULLL HERE MEEE SHOUT… JUSSS TIIIIPPP ME O’ER AN A POUR ME OUT
Is there something different about Britneys face, seen a few photos lately and she doesn’t look like herself, somethings slightly different facially.
Beautiful as always!!!
NO MATTER WHAT SHE STILL FINE ASS HELL..