Britney Spears Looks Entirely Cognizant of Her Surroundings
Just days after claiming she’s mentally incapable of testifying in court, Britney Spears’ parents apparently thought it’d be okay to let her go onstage at KIIS FM’s Wango Tango 2011 and wave at her fans. Unfortunately, Jamie and Lynne paid the price later when it was nothing but questions about why “all them’s people looked like fried chicken in T-shirts” followed by a blowgun dart to the neck.
LYNNE: Dear, was that really necessary? She was only asking a question.
JAMIE: Don’t tell me my business, woman. She had that look in her eye again. The one that had us washin’ Shake ‘n Bake off her kids for an hour.
BRITNEY: *lifts up head* Rohhhhhh… furkey… me want furkey…
LYNNE: She smells we’ve been to Boston Market! GET TO THE PANIC ROOM!
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