Britney Spears Is Getting Dumped After Jason Trawick Gets His Cut of Her ‘X Factor’ Money

December 18th, 2012 // 31 Comments
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Provided you even consider their relationship a relationship and not a strictly business arrangement where he bought her from her parents which he did, Britney Spears is reportedly getting dumped by Jason Trawick but not until she finishes filming X Factor, a deal that landed him a cushy producer gig as well as a cut of Britney’s $15 million contract. There’s a lot of genuine love and emotion here, is what I’m saying. Hollyscoop reports:

“Jason has told Britney’s entire family that he’s planning to leave her, so that Britney will have a support system when he breaks the bad news,” the source tells us.
Jason is reportedly waiting for “The X Factor” to be over, because he and her whole family think Britney will take the news real hard, and would rather not have her deal with it while she’s trying to film the show.
But here’s the weirdest part, Jason reportedly wants to remain her manager after the break-up. So basically their relationship will become strictly business. Pretty sure Britney won’t want him on payroll after he dumps her, but he has been great for her career, so who knows.

In Jason’s defense, he did spend every single taping bonding with a new small puppy in his jacket only to watch it essentially get thrown into a woodchipper. A woodchipper he’s often stared deep into until one day it finally stared back. Or just smelled like Funyuns, he honestly doesn’t like to talk about it.

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  1. Now she puts a bullet in his head, keeps all her money and gets rid of her hanging-on family.

  2. El Jefe

    That relationship was always about business. I guarantee you he has never stuck his penis inside her. I bet she is really banging some black or Latino dude and he is just the show boyfriend.

    • Cock Dr

      She seems like a woman with big appetites….can’t imagine her going without sex…can’t imagine that any 3rd stringer brought in for recreational-absolutely-no-pregnancies-allowed fucking would be able to keep his mouth shut. So yeah, I think ole Jason did the deed; the prospect of MILLIONS can get most men hard no matter what the circumstances.

    • EricLr

      It’s in his contract that he has to bang her. The only stipulation is that she has to have bathed at least once in the 24 hours beforehand and that she can’t eat Cheetos during the deed.

  3. anonymous

    It would be kinda awesome to have bat-shit crazy Britney back.

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    guttboy
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    I see a bit more of the XY (chromosome) factor…..

  5. Britney Spears Crazy Faces X Factor Finalists Press Conference
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    “And now my impression of Jessica Simpson.”

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    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Britney! Can you give us a wave?”
    “They said ta keep ma erms at ma side, y’all! If I don’t, I don’t git no pork rinds ‘n gravy! ‘N I want my pork rinds ‘n gravy!”

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    ThisWillHurt
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    “No, Britney! There’s a toilet inside, don’t- Oh, god! Someone get a rag and some Lysol! Bad Britney! I’ll rub your nose in that!”

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    this bitch is ready to lose it. get your popcorn ready!

  9. Luke

    Jason isn’t even her manager- Larry Rudolph is. When they can’t even get the facts straight I’m gonna call bullshit on this.

  10. EricLr

    She needs someone in her life to hold what’s left of her mind together. Adderall can only take you so far.

  11. “Ah lost mah virginity whin I were twelve and when we’s done I said, ‘Get the hell off’n me, Paw. Yer crushin’ mah smokes!’”

  12. Don’t you just love Britney? I think she should be voted in as “The Official Superficial Bi-Polar Mascot.” Then we could have a softball team named after her: “The Superficial Original Nutbars.”

  13. Shawna

    Saw this common from a mile away.

    SOMEONE NEEDS TO RESCUE HER FROM THESE PEOPLE.

  14. Freebie

    She’s not aging well at all.

  15. Her chin is disappearing …

  16. If she is bipolar, which I think she is, she sure isn’t on Adderall.
    Pretty much one of the worse drugs you can take if you have that, I’m bipolar.

  17. grobpilot

    He wants to keep the news secret until after the show ends, then break it to her. Yet he goes out and tells a tabloid of his plans. Great strategy.

  18. kimmykimkim

    Bahahahahaha! God, I hate Shitney. So much.

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    He apparently informed Britney too. Why else would she be practicing her bawling?

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    You don’t eat it Britney, you drink it.

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Obvious wig is obvious. Her hair probably never grew back after she shaved it that time.

  22. kery

    dont be bad with her , she can excercise to get back her fit body ;)

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    She’s not even a functioning adult.

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    Johnny Cage
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    YES!

  25. Johnny Cage

    I hate man whores. I mean you got Britney, that’s more than you deserve. It’s like K-fed all over again.

  26. Natty Ice

    “Whhhaaaat? I’ve been in a relationship?”

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    Is she getting a large cow neck?

  28. I don’t know if this shit is for real but IMHO i believe that guy will leave her after he has gotten as many millions off her as he can.Fame is a bitch and the people around you can be your greatest moochers. It’s all about the money. I truly feel sorry for her.
    But with 150 plus million in the bank and the type of motherfuckers around her she is going to fall hard. Emotionally.

  29. Britney Spears Crazy Faces X Factor Finalists Press Conference
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    Her eye makeup looks like shit.

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