Britney Spears’ Fiance Just Now Realized He’s Her Babysitter

July 25th, 2012 // 52 Comments
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“Wait, did I grab the Thermos full of Ranch back at the hotel? Dammit.

When Jason Trawick quit his job at William Morris Endeavor, he assumed he’d be rolling in it as Britney Spears‘s manager even if that required playing along and pretending to marry a mentally handicapped person who’s legally not even allowed to have a checking account. It was easy street paved with Cheetos. Except he clearly underestimated Britney’s dad who, exactly as I predicted, has Jason feeding and changing her now. RadarOnline reports:

“When Jason left his job at William Morris Endeavor in May 2011, it was under the impression that he was going to be managing Britney’s career, but that hasn’t happened,” the source says. “Now he feels like he is the househusband and errand boy in the relationship, and that isn’t what he signed up for.
“Part of his role as co-conservator is to be with Britney every second that she is on the set of The X Factor, and he is getting fed up with it.”
Britney’s onset antics have become a major issue and have become Trawick’s responsibility to control and deal with.
“He is constantly having to discipline her because of her erratic behavior on the show, which is creating major riffs in their relationship as well, because Britney doesn’t like to be scolded or told what to do,” the first source says.

And by erratic behavior they mean Britney just getting up and walking off set in the middle of the shooting because Simon Cowell put it in her contract that she can do whatever the hell she wants whenever she wants. So good luck corralling that on top of making sure she has a constant supply of hot, McDonald’s French fries. “Hey, waitaminnit… this one ain’t kurnchy like the rest.” *takes hostages*

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  1. Jimbo

    So what is the big deal. He gets to screw her whenever he wants. All he has to say is that he is her brother and it is time for her medicine. And sometimes that medicine is a suppository.

    • Basement Jack

      He can screw her whenever he wants sure, but he still has to close his eyes and pretend she is the Britney from the Rolling Stone cover circa 1999.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      “Gets to screw her”? heheh That’s probably one of the draw cards Kirstie Alley uses when hiring new assistants, too. Very appealing.

    • tod

      dont forget about all the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ because thats the reason he is there.

  2. Basement Jack

    With a name so close to “Trainwreck” could there be any other destiny for this guy? C’mon.

  3. Sven Golly

    Britney’s constant companion for more over a year just realized she’s a spoiled moron? Say it ain’t so!

  4. stan

    Isn’t it a little too far to acknowledge someone as mentally handicapped, then make fun of them for being handicapped? I mean I like tasteless jokes sometimes, but wow!

    • Tbdn

      She and her people are trying to project this image that she is just fine, and the conservatorship is just because. They opened her up for bashing.

  5. JC

    I hope the “discipline” he doles out is in the form of a spanking machine or a cat o’ nine tails. And there’s video.

  6. Mr. Poop

    I would not complain if my job everyday was to punish and discipline Britney Spears

  7. Imitation Crab

    I just want to know where the hell her eyebrows went.

  8. Cock Dr

    She’ll be locked away when he can’t book her any more nicely paying gigs.

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    There ain’t enough money in the world to make me superglue myself to this mental midget, her ridiculous and disgusting family and endless parade of hangers on.

  10. EricLr

    Well, no one forced you to have kids, asshole.

  11. El Jefe

    This mentally unstable, auto-tune idiot is being paid $15 million a year to judge people’s talent and signing ability? sigh


  12. some people ask god what the meaning of life is. i ask why i have the insatiable need to have this woman’s asshole in my mouth?…

  13. Justified

    “Baby, where’s mah fu-runch fries, cheetos & mountain dew?”

    His first clue that this was a no win situation should have been that she so retarded that the court refuses to let her have her own checking account. The second is that ol’ dumbass shitney blew through $100 million of her money in a 16 month period. The thrid is that she can’t sing and needs a computer program to fake a voice for her “records”. The last is that daddy spears had to put her mediciine in the cheese grits for shitney to eat. She’s nothing more than toxic waste & an empty shell of what she once was; dude should kick her fat tree trunk ass to the curb & get his job back at Endeavor…

  14. o0

    How the fuck did he not know she was retarded before he started fucking her? The whole world knows she’s a nut job.

  15. Tara Green

    Lovely. Just lovely. These comments exemply the best in humanity for sure.

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    Can I take “cuts” then?

  17. Aww, hell! Everyone wants to fuck the babysitter. Apparently Britney’s no different.

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    Where the fuck are her eyebrows.

  19. Britney Spears Jason Trawick X Factor
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    aw shit, looks like the Blowhan’s meth pipe singed her eyebrows off, if only her ratty weave could’ve been the victim instead…..

  20. Burt

    BS. Walking out during the taping of the show, etc: scripted theatrics.

  21. Laura

    Making fun of a person who is mentally ill is not fun. Yes she is a shell of a human, but that’s because something awful has happened to her.

  22. So Simon Cowell is banking on Britney going crazy ( hence the “free to do what she wants” portion of the contract ) and her father is working against that with her fiancee roped in as henchman.

    For once I actually feel sorry for her.

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