Britney Spears is Still in a Bikini. And Diets?

August 26th, 2010 // 111 Comments

Here’s another round of shots of Britney Spears in Hawaii yesterday which prompted her former trainer to come out of the woodwork and say crazy things like “Britney Spears diets and exercises.” I’m assuming there’s a drug problem involved. Hollywood Life reports:

“There are no shortcuts to anything,” Corliss, a NASM CrossFit certified trainer who worked with Britney a couple years ago in Los Angeles, said. “Britney goes after what she wants. She’s a hard worker. Plus, I’m sure her diet is on point as well.”
Just what does it take to go from an average shape to a bangin’ bod in no time at all? Corliss is a big advocate of balancing cardio exercise, strength training AND healthy nutrition.
“It obviously has to be a combo of all of it,” he said.

In related news, the president of Starbucks died laughing moments ago…

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. first/fist a’ da marnin–sit on it Randull

    • jeb

      Jesus Christ

      her boobs Look like Pecs
      IT looks like when a Gay guy puts boobs but you can tell it’s still a guy’s chest,
      Like transexual guys, like, they don’t fool anyone with their boobs

      well that’s how britney looks, Wow, i never thought I would see a woman that looks worst than a transexual man

  2. Britney Spears
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    whooooah–NICE AAAACE brit!!! (shift-comma 3)

    would LOVE TO POUND it!!!!!!!!

  3. Deacon Jones

    How come security didn’t immediately gang tackle that…thing, in Pic 5?

    • Well now, last time I checked it’s not illegal to be thick & funny looking.
      Start arresting people for that & you won’t have enough room in the jails.

  4. Britney Spears
    BritneyBanger
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d bang that.

  5. Britney Spears
    Athens
    Commented on this photo:

    Compared to that white Yeti in the photo Brit looks good.

  6. Crusty

    She’s a 28 year old mother of.. 2?

    I’ve seen worse.. ..frequently..

  7. TussTown

    Her ass is looking ripe!

  8. kitty

    I WISH THE OCEAN WAS MADE OF POUTINE YA’LL

  9. Copley

    I’d lick her stink-hole while she farts in my mouth.

  10. Britney Spears
    SKinny
    Commented on this photo:

    I would eat her asshole until the cows come home.

  11. canuckchick

    You know, as a mother of 2 she has a very nice body. I know I risk criticism on this site for saying something like that. I hate her music but physically she looks just fine. I run every day in hopes of getting my body even close to that shape again and it is tough….ok, go ahead …

  12. sextacular

    She’d look decent if she dropped 10-15 more pounds. She has back fat rolls and no waist while she sucks in her gut hardcore.

  13. man i would drink her bath water and pop her anal virginity with my fist

  14. gong show

    Who’s the old emaciated geezer she’s straddling?

  15. Shenanigans

    She looks healthy and happy!

  16. Bunny Foofoo

    except for the goofy sunglasses, brit looks really good here.

  17. pimp

    i bet her asshole has a tangy taste, i’d love to eat it…

  18. I’d so fuckin hit that ! Looks to me like she’s on a diet ! I hope that dude is hittin that shit at least 3 times a day. Face down-Ass Up and jizz all over the crack !!!!!!

  19. Britney Spears
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    I wanna pee on that booty,

  20. Gerbil in my butt

    Never thought I’d say this but she looks great! She doesn’t need to lose weight – she’s fine just as is.

  21. Britney Spears
    Jen
    Commented on this photo:

    i think she looks pretty good. not awesome, but good. if i had a cock, id do it to her.

    • Anon

      Holy shit that woman is insecure.
      She complains that she has hot sex and doesn’t orgasm but then she boast how she gave a guy the best blowjob ever.
      If she’s so good how come she couldn’t be satisfied?
      Every great sexual experience (of which it sounds like there aren’t many) is down to her because shes an expert even when a virgin but bad experiences have nothing to do with her.
      Women and their fragile egos.
      thank you for that laugh.

  22. SexyBoy

    Britney Spears looks so hot! I love her. She can do anything when she sets her mind 2 it. She is so bangin!

  23. Britney Spears
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Love makes you forget all the bad things for a while.
    If only love could stop the craving for high calorie coffee drinks.
    I hope that man has a good strong back. He’s got a strenuous job there. At least the compensation is probably decent.

  24. Britney Spears
    Obvious
    Commented on this photo:

    Women age like milk left on the counter. The only option, hit it in doggy.

  25. Britney Spears
    bigbadvoodoodaddy
    Commented on this photo:

    BOOTY MEAT!!!!!

  26. www.mastadda.net

    Very nice :)

  27. Britney Spears
    Steelerchick
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow !~!!! What a great bod she’s got now.
    I was almost blinded by the fat white chick behind her.

  28. Britney Spears
    Expert on Everything
    Commented on this photo:

    jesus its so disgusting what fat looks like on the human body. its just never good. ick! Americans are so gross with their fast food fat rolls and cellulite, you don’t see that strange globular bag of fat hanging low in the front in other countries as bad as the USA.

    • J Lucy

      I agree! The US is so disgusting when it comes to that. What I would give to never see a fupa ever again for the rest of my life!!!!!

  29. Britney Spears
    lol
    Commented on this photo:

    wow best ass ever!

  30. Turd Ferguson

    She doesnt look HOT, you people are delusional.
    She looks attractive and much better than previously. She really is nothing special and if she wasnt famous you wouldnt even do a double take on the beach.

  31. Banana

    She looks great.

  32. Britney Spears
    Rome
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, nice ass, Brit! Never thought I’d say this again, but I’d hit it.

  33. Rough on duty

    ♫Brit, Brit got a booty, Brit, Brit got a booty♫

    Id speared that rear so hard, C.S.I. would have to reconstruct the whole scenery. With A list actors of course…

  34. Britney Spears
    Commented on this photo:

    holy fuck would i cream that~

  35. Disco Dave

    Ferb, I know what I’m going to do today!

  36. Britney Spears
    Nero
    Commented on this photo:

    Are there currently any reports of a tsunami from that area?!

  37. Britney Spears
    CARLO
    Commented on this photo:

    Custom White Trash board shorts…for the guy who left the Country but can’t get the country out of him. LAME!!!

  38. Rhialto

    Her ass looks more firm/tight to me.Has she been working out on that area?

  39. Britney Spears
    RichPort
    Commented on this photo:

    I think it’s hot the way the skin on the side of her hips drips over the bikini string. Mmmmmmm…

  40. Darth

    She’s pretty damn lucky that her shapy legs are “carrying” her body.Giving her body just the extra “lift” needed.

  41. Nero

    I would like to see her doing a sprint! The expectation is Road Runner style!

  42. Britney Spears
    joe
    Commented on this photo:

    I came.

  43. Britney Spears
    BigDaddy
    Commented on this photo:

    I agree,I would like to hit it doggy plus some other prositions over and over for a weekend. She looking great these days. Call me Britney.

  44. HackSaw

    I’d hit it.

  45. Rocky's Bullwinkle

    Pic 5: Vanilla Gorilla sighting

  46. Britney Spears
    BigDaddy
    Commented on this photo:

    Just give me one weekend with her. She looks great these days. Sextacular is one of those people who like to sleep with toothpicks.

  47. Britney Spears
    james
    Commented on this photo:

    i’d still fuck her.

  48. Britney Spears
    Darv
    Commented on this photo:

    That thing next to Britney – WTF?!?!

    KILL IT WITH FIRE.

  49. Britney Spears
    Quagmire
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d pound that ass. Nice ‘n round.

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