Here’s another round of shots of Britney Spears in Hawaii yesterday which prompted her former trainer to come out of the woodwork and say crazy things like “Britney Spears diets and exercises.” I’m assuming there’s a drug problem involved. Hollywood Life reports:
“There are no shortcuts to anything,” Corliss, a NASM CrossFit certified trainer who worked with Britney a couple years ago in Los Angeles, said. “Britney goes after what she wants. She’s a hard worker. Plus, I’m sure her diet is on point as well.”
Just what does it take to go from an average shape to a bangin’ bod in no time at all? Corliss is a big advocate of balancing cardio exercise, strength training AND healthy nutrition.
“It obviously has to be a combo of all of it,” he said.
In related news, the president of Starbucks died laughing moments ago…
Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News
dudeatdudedotdude | August 26, 2010 at 11:20 am
first/fist a’ da marnin–sit on it Randull
jeb | August 26, 2010 at 11:53 pm
Jesus Christ
her boobs Look like Pecs
IT looks like when a Gay guy puts boobs but you can tell it’s still a guy’s chest,
Like transexual guys, like, they don’t fool anyone with their boobs
well that’s how britney looks, Wow, i never thought I would see a woman that looks worst than a transexual man
Deacon Jones | August 26, 2010 at 11:27 am
How come security didn’t immediately gang tackle that…thing, in Pic 5?
FrankNfrtr | August 26, 2010 at 11:37 am
Well now, last time I checked it’s not illegal to be thick & funny looking.
Start arresting people for that & you won’t have enough room in the jails.
Crusty | August 26, 2010 at 11:33 am
She’s a 28 year old mother of.. 2?
I’ve seen worse.. ..frequently..
RaraAvis | August 26, 2010 at 10:01 pm
I totally agree. Considering two kids, let’s compare her to Chestica, shall we? She looks good.
TussTown | August 26, 2010 at 11:37 am
Her ass is looking ripe!
kitty | August 26, 2010 at 11:39 am
I WISH THE OCEAN WAS MADE OF POUTINE YA’LL
Copley | August 26, 2010 at 11:40 am
I’d lick her stink-hole while she farts in my mouth.
farthammer | August 30, 2010 at 5:19 pm
id suck on your tongue just to be able to taste her poo cannon
canuckchick | August 26, 2010 at 11:41 am
You know, as a mother of 2 she has a very nice body. I know I risk criticism on this site for saying something like that. I hate her music but physically she looks just fine. I run every day in hopes of getting my body even close to that shape again and it is tough….ok, go ahead …
Darkie | August 26, 2010 at 12:05 pm
you fag
dudeatdudedotdude | August 26, 2010 at 12:56 pm
canukchick if youve had a couple kids id say you earned the right to pack a couple on
Amy | August 26, 2010 at 2:32 pm
Oh I agree with you completely. It just never helps her case that she is seen everyday with Starbucks in her hands and that her job is to stay in shape for a living. But other than that, I do think she looks good.
Junglegirl | August 27, 2010 at 4:18 am
Same here, I think she looks fine. Compare her to other women who’ve had kids and you’ll see. She’s just not in Hollywoon shape, but I’m not sure that’s really a better shape to be in.
sextacular | August 26, 2010 at 11:43 am
She’d look decent if she dropped 10-15 more pounds. She has back fat rolls and no waist while she sucks in her gut hardcore.
Alli Watermelon | August 26, 2010 at 11:59 am
Put a cock in it already.
M | August 26, 2010 at 12:05 pm
LOL what back fat are you looking at? If she had back fat, her bikini top would not be visible. You are a moron. Go fuck yourself.
Darkie | August 26, 2010 at 11:44 am
man i would drink her bath water and pop her anal virginity with my fist
Mike Hawk | August 26, 2010 at 4:57 pm
anal virginity? I SERIOUSLY doubt shes an anal virgin. If so, no one has been fucking her properly.
gong show | August 26, 2010 at 11:44 am
Who’s the old emaciated geezer she’s straddling?
Shenanigans | August 26, 2010 at 11:53 am
She looks healthy and happy!
Bunny Foofoo | August 26, 2010 at 11:53 am
except for the goofy sunglasses, brit looks really good here.
pimp | August 26, 2010 at 11:55 am
i bet her asshole has a tangy taste, i’d love to eat it…
frisbeeken | August 26, 2010 at 11:56 am
I’d so fuckin hit that ! Looks to me like she’s on a diet ! I hope that dude is hittin that shit at least 3 times a day. Face down-Ass Up and jizz all over the crack !!!!!!
Gerbil in my butt | August 26, 2010 at 11:59 am
Never thought I’d say this but she looks great! She doesn’t need to lose weight – she’s fine just as is.
jake | August 26, 2010 at 12:08 pm
http://schoolgirlskinkyadventures.blogspot.com/2010/08/best-orgasm-ever-and-how-to-give-mind.html
Anon | August 26, 2010 at 12:50 pm
Holy shit that woman is insecure.
She complains that she has hot sex and doesn’t orgasm but then she boast how she gave a guy the best blowjob ever.
If she’s so good how come she couldn’t be satisfied?
Every great sexual experience (of which it sounds like there aren’t many) is down to her because shes an expert even when a virgin but bad experiences have nothing to do with her.
Women and their fragile egos.
thank you for that laugh.
SexyBoy | August 26, 2010 at 12:12 pm
Britney Spears looks so hot! I love her. She can do anything when she sets her mind 2 it. She is so bangin!
www.mastadda.net | August 26, 2010 at 12:17 pm
Very nice :)
Turd Ferguson | August 26, 2010 at 12:41 pm
She doesnt look HOT, you people are delusional.
She looks attractive and much better than previously. She really is nothing special and if she wasnt famous you wouldnt even do a double take on the beach.
Banana | August 26, 2010 at 12:42 pm
She looks great.
Rough on duty | August 26, 2010 at 12:46 pm
♫Brit, Brit got a booty, Brit, Brit got a booty♫
Id speared that rear so hard, C.S.I. would have to reconstruct the whole scenery. With A list actors of course…
Disco Dave | August 26, 2010 at 1:03 pm
Ferb, I know what I’m going to do today!
Ferbessa Fan | August 29, 2010 at 12:57 am
How could you pervert Phineas and Ferb you sicko? Leave Ferb alone!!!
Rhialto | August 26, 2010 at 1:20 pm
Her ass looks more firm/tight to me.Has she been working out on that area?
Darth | August 26, 2010 at 1:30 pm
She’s pretty damn lucky that her shapy legs are “carrying” her body.Giving her body just the extra “lift” needed.
Nero | August 26, 2010 at 1:50 pm
I would like to see her doing a sprint! The expectation is Road Runner style!
Galtacticus | August 26, 2010 at 1:52 pm
Just wait for her in front of Starbucks.
HackSaw | August 26, 2010 at 2:21 pm
I’d hit it.
Rocky's Bullwinkle | August 26, 2010 at 2:23 pm
Pic 5: Vanilla Gorilla sighting
Rezz | August 26, 2010 at 3:49 pm
Holy shit I would so crush this girl from behind
slapkatyperry | August 26, 2010 at 6:21 pm
Damn brit has a sexy chubby little ass; i bet she rides a mean cock, gyrating those hips like a hula dancer *shudders*
Brad Pitt | August 26, 2010 at 8:11 pm
Ewww!
lindsay | August 26, 2010 at 9:59 pm
britney spears is SEXY! she will always be sexy because shes got that natural sexiness! she had it at 17 when she first came out and she definently has it now as a woman! VERY FEW white girls are built like her with toned, shapely legs and a round butt! women are supposed to have curves like brit. theres a reason why christina aguilera and jessica simpson were all jealous and wanted to be like brit! britney is still the # 1 pop princess!
dr 90210 | August 26, 2010 at 10:28 pm
Too thick and manly. Needs to lean out, stop doing weights and do more cardio, yoga, pilates or swimming to burn that excess fat off. It’d also help if she quit the fast food.
captain america | August 26, 2010 at 11:47 pm
somebody will tell her to stop eating?
Alli Watermelon | August 27, 2010 at 12:10 pm
Dyslexic you are?
sugardaisy | August 27, 2010 at 2:24 pm
I don’t understand why, if she works out so much, teaches dance, etc, she doesn’t lose weight? She isn’t grossly fat but she is thick and doesn’t look good like she did when she had a small waist. You can’t blame it on kids, I’m thinner now than before I had my kids….it’s just a matter of not eating like a pig and working out.
Marcus | August 28, 2010 at 12:55 am
She’s so short , there’s no where for any extra weight to spread out anywhere. If she was taller it would even out better but her height makes it more visiable.
garrybrahmin | August 28, 2010 at 1:49 am
I hate her music but physically she looks just fine. I run every day in hopes of getting my body even close to that shape again and it is tough….ok, go ahead
r4
naeboo | August 28, 2010 at 11:43 am
no one wants her kind of body shape! EWWWWW
Cardinal Fang | August 28, 2010 at 12:50 pm
Cool milk duct bumps. So hot!
Bored with life | August 29, 2010 at 4:36 pm
I’d attack those tits like a dog on a chew toy.
Christine | August 31, 2010 at 2:41 pm
I think she looks great! She’s a sweet person. I like her. And she works! Kate Gosselin does nothing and makes huge money. Britney has perfumes, makes cds, etc. She’s ok in my book.