- Vagina Tree was a hoax?! *looks at homemade bark condom* Dammit! [AOL Weird News]
- Bar Refaeli hates skinny models. Presumably ones named Gisele. [Popeater]
- Sophie Monk is stretchy. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Jon Hamm sings and dances at the Emmys. [Dlisted]
- January Jones doesn’t need to talk.. good. [Lainey Gossip]
- Ashlee Simpson’s sorely neglected legs. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Alexander Skarsgard is The Matrix. [IDLYITW]
- Miranda Kerr topless. In 3D! [Egotastic]
- Maria Menounos was also at the Emmys. [Popoholic]
- Fred Savage is not dead, everybody. [The Fab Life]
- Life Advice from 50 Cent [BuzzFeed]
- LeAnn Rimes is still wearing bikinis. [Just Jared]
- Jesse James and Kat Von D photographed in public. [Hollywood Life]
- Cameron Diaz and A-Rod are shackin’ up. [Celebslam]
- Lindsay Lohan is a fashion reporter now. Of course. [StarPulse]
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