Britney Spears is in a Bikini. Again. And Other News.

- Vagina Tree was a hoax?! *looks at homemade bark condom* Dammit! [AOL Weird News]

- Bar Refaeli hates skinny models. Presumably ones named Gisele. [Popeater]

- Sophie Monk is stretchy. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Jon Hamm sings and dances at the Emmys. [Dlisted]

- January Jones doesn’t need to talk.. good. [Lainey Gossip]

- Ashlee Simpson’s sorely neglected legs. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Alexander Skarsgard is The Matrix. [IDLYITW]

- Miranda Kerr topless. In 3D! [Egotastic]

- Maria Menounos was also at the Emmys. [Popoholic]

- Fred Savage is not dead, everybody. [The Fab Life]

- Life Advice from 50 Cent [BuzzFeed]

- LeAnn Rimes is still wearing bikinis. [Just Jared]

- Jesse James and Kat Von D photographed in public. [Hollywood Life]

- Cameron Diaz and A-Rod are shackin’ up. [Celebslam]

- Lindsay Lohan is a fashion reporter now. Of course. [StarPulse]

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