Britney Spears is in a Bikini. Again. And Other News.

August 30th, 2010 // 64 Comments

- Vagina Tree was a hoax?! *looks at homemade bark condom* Dammit! [AOL Weird News]

- Bar Refaeli hates skinny models. Presumably ones named Gisele. [Popeater]

- Sophie Monk is stretchy. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Jon Hamm sings and dances at the Emmys. [Dlisted]

- January Jones doesn’t need to talk.. good. [Lainey Gossip]

- Ashlee Simpson’s sorely neglected legs. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Alexander Skarsgard is The Matrix. [IDLYITW]

- Miranda Kerr topless. In 3D! [Egotastic]

- Maria Menounos was also at the Emmys. [Popoholic]

- Fred Savage is not dead, everybody. [The Fab Life]

- Life Advice from 50 Cent [BuzzFeed]

- LeAnn Rimes is still wearing bikinis. [Just Jared]

- Jesse James and Kat Von D photographed in public. [Hollywood Life]

- Cameron Diaz and A-Rod are shackin’ up. [Celebslam]

- Lindsay Lohan is a fashion reporter now. Of course. [StarPulse]

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  1. Nancy Pelosi

    I’m not all that into NASCAR, but I’d still hit that.

  2. dude

    I’m still cracking up over the “I’s gunna murry you in my Ber-kini”.

    • Me. Too.

      It was one of the funnier headlines on here. I like whoever this new(ish) writer is. There was the “classic” writer that we all grew to know and love, then the angry and mean one, and then this one who had got things back on track.

  3. Viv

    she looks better than ok

  4. Mike Hawk

    Fucking S M O K I N G H O T!!

  5. Taz

    She looks great

  6. Vox

    Looks like a dude.

  7. Bad News Robot

    Bad News: your fat back has some back fat.

  8. Jizzball

    Is it me or are Britney and Kate Gosselin becoming one in the same?

  9. TigOleBitties

    I can’t tell if it is Brooke Hogan or Britney Spears half the time. That’s a man, man. She is going to hit the wall so hard and so early it isn’t even funny! And I’m talking hitting it at full speed.

  10. Froghammer

    I never thought I’d get the chance to say this again in my lifetime, but… she looks pretty good.

  11. sean

    At the height of her fame, at the top of her game in 2003 (or thereabouts), I wonder whether Britney ever thought her life would be the way it has turned out to be. Pride precedeth the fall. But Britney seems to have gotten her life back on track recently. Good for her. I bet she’d agree never to seek fame or work in entertainment again if the paparazzi would leave her alone for the rest of her life. The Devil’s fruits always look sweet, but they taste bitter.

  12. Britney Spears
    inevitability
    Commented on this photo:

    she aint never had ass beat up the way I would do it. here sitting down days would be over

  13. Alli Watermelon

    And people call her FAT…why???

  14. Internet

    My girlfriend has the SAME EXACT accent.

    • Alli Watermelon

      Do you often slip muratic acid into her drinks in hopes of frying her vocal cords?

      • Mike Hawk

        haha…I could sense your envy from your comment.

        Ill bet you masturbate to Return of The Jedi pictures with snookies face photoshopped onto an ewoks body while watching “Jersey Shore” episodes you DVR’ed…because that accents soooooo much better huh? Or maybe Fargo is your flavor…dontcha know?

  15. Ugh...

    Does she even speak english? It’s hard to know, given how stupid, uneducated & illiterate she is.

    She looks ok in her “ber-kini”, but nothing’s going to save those floppy dried up titty bags of hers…

  16. Rough, chewing on back fat

    The good lord must’ve used a geometric compass to draw Miranda Kerr’s areola in such perfect form. He’d gotta…

  17. Britney Spears
    lizzy
    Commented on this photo:

    i always loved her ass :)

  18. i’d like to dip my balls in her frappuccino and have her lick my ass…

  19. her body

    is tight. ass is perfection. really her only flaw imo is a thick neck, she has a cute nose and pretty smile. with some hair styling and makeup she could be a 9.

  20. HackSaw

    I’d hit it.

  21. LuvdaBoobies

    Where are the cigs????

  22. Britney Spears
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    I would love to fuck her crazy ass

  23. Britney Spears
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    can she even see her nipples when she looks down?

  24. Marcus

    I’m sure she could use a bath, she’s been there awhile.

  25. Jay

    Aviator glasses and all I would still fuck

  26. ppl

    nice deep face lines.. deep and roughed

    • In the future it’ll be known as “Frappuccino Face” when it’s discovered that a steady diet of frozen espresso-based drinks and Marlboro Lights isn’t a great way to go though life.

  27. captain america

    some people need to PUKE now.
    …………..I UNDERSTAND, folks!!

  28. Britney Spears
    Wow
    Commented on this photo:

    That is nice.

  29. Britney Spears
    jay popeski
    Commented on this photo:

    what’s weird is I feel like I’d still hit that. Don’t tell my wife.

  30. thierry

    How many of these a week do you have to run to make your corporate masters happy?

    Wouldnt it just be easier for you to link directly to her web site like you already do at the bottom of this site?

    Im sure as hell not going to expect ethics from a paparazzi site but its hard to tell whats a plug and what isnt…

  31. Lovemypubichairthick

    Would have loved to see her pussy before she started shaving to check that bush.

  32. bigbadvoodoodaddy

    Best bod in the trailer park! I’d go slumming to play with her balloon knot.

  33. whostandsforwhat

    Just a bit over weight. looks healthy.

  34. Britney Spears
    jimmy
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice Turd Slicer

  35. OneAdamTwelve

    I think she has a yummy looking body. Nice tush, especially. So there’s my opinion.

  36. Britney Spears
    Joe
    Commented on this photo:

    Hot!!!!!!!!!

  37. Rhialto

    Is this the way she’s doing her treadmill work out?!

  38. Nero

    I haven’t seen her in this shape since 2002?

  39. Britney Spears
    DEL
    Commented on this photo:

    Although she does not appear to have cellulite, or flab, she does not
    really have that great of a body! No waist — thick ankles and wrists.
    Simply NOT feminine. The good thing though…she is not rail thin.

  40. hottiewidaboddie

    those sunglasses are not for her.

  41. gullable

    I’m surprised none of these posters can tell the difference between a PSD file and an authentic picture. A solid background color always helps the designer do magic.

  42. Bored with life

    I’d blow a big wet load all over her tummy tum!

  43. Britney Spears
    WTEff
    Commented on this photo:

    Britney? Shave your ass!

  44. Britney Spears
    yowillie
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d eat that ass.

  45. Britney Spears
    Malewhore
    Commented on this photo:

    MILF xD Even though that hooch must squirt Starbuck Frapuchinno juice! xD

  46. Britney Spears
    Nique
    Commented on this photo:

    I feel really happy for her. She looks great!

  47. Britney Spears
    i loled
    Commented on this photo:

    fat ugly pig

  48. Britney Spears
    Mike
    Commented on this photo:

    Sensational body!

  49. Britney Spears
    Bitchtastic
    Commented on this photo:

    Awww, look who finally found enough change in the sofa to get that tummy tuck. Yay!

  50. Britney Spears
    Whee!
    Commented on this photo:

    Try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this “six foot turkey” as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex – he’ll lose you if you don’t move. But no, not Velociraptor. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that’s when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side,

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