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I’m not all that into NASCAR, but I’d still hit that.
I’m still cracking up over the “I’s gunna murry you in my Ber-kini”.
Me. Too.
It was one of the funnier headlines on here. I like whoever this new(ish) writer is. There was the “classic” writer that we all grew to know and love, then the angry and mean one, and then this one who had got things back on track.
she looks better than ok
Fucking S M O K I N G H O T!!
She looks great
Looks like a dude.
Bad News: your fat back has some back fat.
Is it me or are Britney and Kate Gosselin becoming one in the same?
I can’t tell if it is Brooke Hogan or Britney Spears half the time. That’s a man, man. She is going to hit the wall so hard and so early it isn’t even funny! And I’m talking hitting it at full speed.
Are you speaking of Britney Spears looking like a man? Well I guess that settles it. I must be gay!
I never thought I’d get the chance to say this again in my lifetime, but… she looks pretty good.
eh her ass was smokin in one pic the other day. today’s ass shots were meh. and i hate that retarded tat she has over it. no taste.
At the height of her fame, at the top of her game in 2003 (or thereabouts), I wonder whether Britney ever thought her life would be the way it has turned out to be. Pride precedeth the fall. But Britney seems to have gotten her life back on track recently. Good for her. I bet she’d agree never to seek fame or work in entertainment again if the paparazzi would leave her alone for the rest of her life. The Devil’s fruits always look sweet, but they taste bitter.
her life’s somewhat back on track only thanks to her father. paris and lindsay should be so lucky. but raise them right in the first place…
Well said, dude.
FYI I like having sex with 12 year old boys. How old are Britney’s kids?
she aint never had ass beat up the way I would do it. here sitting down days would be over
And people call her FAT…why???
My girlfriend has the SAME EXACT accent.
Do you often slip muratic acid into her drinks in hopes of frying her vocal cords?
haha…I could sense your envy from your comment.
Ill bet you masturbate to Return of The Jedi pictures with snookies face photoshopped onto an ewoks body while watching “Jersey Shore” episodes you DVR’ed…because that accents soooooo much better huh? Or maybe Fargo is your flavor…dontcha know?
Does she even speak english? It’s hard to know, given how stupid, uneducated & illiterate she is.
She looks ok in her “ber-kini”, but nothing’s going to save those floppy dried up titty bags of hers…
The good lord must’ve used a geometric compass to draw Miranda Kerr’s areola in such perfect form. He’d gotta…
i always loved her ass :)
i’d like to dip my balls in her frappuccino and have her lick my ass…
is tight. ass is perfection. really her only flaw imo is a thick neck, she has a cute nose and pretty smile. with some hair styling and makeup she could be a 9.
I’d hit it.
Where are the cigs????
I would love to fuck her crazy ass
can she even see her nipples when she looks down?
Probably better than you can Hugh.
I’m sure she could use a bath, she’s been there awhile.
Aviator glasses and all I would still fuck
nice deep face lines.. deep and roughed
In the future it’ll be known as “Frappuccino Face” when it’s discovered that a steady diet of frozen espresso-based drinks and Marlboro Lights isn’t a great way to go though life.
some people need to PUKE now.
…………..I UNDERSTAND, folks!!
That is nice.
what’s weird is I feel like I’d still hit that. Don’t tell my wife.
How many of these a week do you have to run to make your corporate masters happy?
Wouldnt it just be easier for you to link directly to her web site like you already do at the bottom of this site?
Im sure as hell not going to expect ethics from a paparazzi site but its hard to tell whats a plug and what isnt…
Would have loved to see her pussy before she started shaving to check that bush.
Best bod in the trailer park! I’d go slumming to play with her balloon knot.
Just a bit over weight. looks healthy.
Nice Turd Slicer
I think she has a yummy looking body. Nice tush, especially. So there’s my opinion.
Hot!!!!!!!!!
Is this the way she’s doing her treadmill work out?!
Looks like she’s running after that frappuccino.
I haven’t seen her in this shape since 2002?
Is that a question? If so, the answer is … maybe?
Although she does not appear to have cellulite, or flab, she does not
really have that great of a body! No waist — thick ankles and wrists.
Simply NOT feminine. The good thing though…she is not rail thin.
those sunglasses are not for her.
I’m surprised none of these posters can tell the difference between a PSD file and an authentic picture. A solid background color always helps the designer do magic.
I’d blow a big wet load all over her tummy tum!
Britney? Shave your ass!
I’d eat that ass.
MILF xD Even though that hooch must squirt Starbuck Frapuchinno juice! xD
I feel really happy for her. She looks great!
fat ugly pig
Sensational body!
Awww, look who finally found enough change in the sofa to get that tummy tuck. Yay!
Try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this “six foot turkey” as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex – he’ll lose you if you don’t move. But no, not Velociraptor. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that’s when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side,