- Vagina Tree was a hoax?! *looks at homemade bark condom* Dammit! [AOL Weird News]
- Bar Refaeli hates skinny models. Presumably ones named Gisele. [Popeater]
- Sophie Monk is stretchy. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Jon Hamm sings and dances at the Emmys. [Dlisted]
- January Jones doesn’t need to talk.. good. [Lainey Gossip]
- Ashlee Simpson’s sorely neglected legs. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Alexander Skarsgard is The Matrix. [IDLYITW]
- Miranda Kerr topless. In 3D! [Egotastic]
- Maria Menounos was also at the Emmys. [Popoholic]
- Fred Savage is not dead, everybody. [The Fab Life]
- Life Advice from 50 Cent [BuzzFeed]
- LeAnn Rimes is still wearing bikinis. [Just Jared]
- Jesse James and Kat Von D photographed in public. [Hollywood Life]
- Cameron Diaz and A-Rod are shackin’ up. [Celebslam]
- Lindsay Lohan is a fashion reporter now. Of course. [StarPulse]
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Nancy Pelosi | August 30, 2010 at 5:50 pm
I’m not all that into NASCAR, but I’d still hit that.
dude | August 30, 2010 at 5:52 pm
I’m still cracking up over the “I’s gunna murry you in my Ber-kini”.
Froghammer | August 30, 2010 at 10:47 pm
Me. Too.
It was one of the funnier headlines on here. I like whoever this new(ish) writer is. There was the “classic” writer that we all grew to know and love, then the angry and mean one, and then this one who had got things back on track.
Viv | August 30, 2010 at 6:02 pm
she looks better than ok
Mike Hawk | August 30, 2010 at 6:02 pm
Fucking S M O K I N G H O T!!
Taz | August 30, 2010 at 6:03 pm
She looks great
Vox | August 30, 2010 at 6:05 pm
Looks like a dude.
Bad News Robot | August 30, 2010 at 6:18 pm
Bad News: your fat back has some back fat.
Jizzball | August 30, 2010 at 6:36 pm
Is it me or are Britney and Kate Gosselin becoming one in the same?
TigOleBitties | August 30, 2010 at 6:39 pm
I can’t tell if it is Brooke Hogan or Britney Spears half the time. That’s a man, man. She is going to hit the wall so hard and so early it isn’t even funny! And I’m talking hitting it at full speed.
Vito | August 30, 2010 at 8:57 pm
Are you speaking of Britney Spears looking like a man? Well I guess that settles it. I must be gay!
Froghammer | August 30, 2010 at 6:40 pm
I never thought I’d get the chance to say this again in my lifetime, but… she looks pretty good.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 30, 2010 at 7:39 pm
eh her ass was smokin in one pic the other day. today’s ass shots were meh. and i hate that retarded tat she has over it. no taste.
sean | August 30, 2010 at 6:42 pm
At the height of her fame, at the top of her game in 2003 (or thereabouts), I wonder whether Britney ever thought her life would be the way it has turned out to be. Pride precedeth the fall. But Britney seems to have gotten her life back on track recently. Good for her. I bet she’d agree never to seek fame or work in entertainment again if the paparazzi would leave her alone for the rest of her life. The Devil’s fruits always look sweet, but they taste bitter.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 30, 2010 at 7:47 pm
her life’s somewhat back on track only thanks to her father. paris and lindsay should be so lucky. but raise them right in the first place…
sean | August 30, 2010 at 7:52 pm
Well said, dude.
sean | August 31, 2010 at 2:31 am
FYI I like having sex with 12 year old boys. How old are Britney’s kids?
Alli Watermelon | August 30, 2010 at 7:58 pm
And people call her FAT…why???
Internet | August 30, 2010 at 8:10 pm
My girlfriend has the SAME EXACT accent.
Alli Watermelon | August 30, 2010 at 8:15 pm
Do you often slip muratic acid into her drinks in hopes of frying her vocal cords?
Mike Hawk | August 31, 2010 at 11:24 am
haha…I could sense your envy from your comment.
Ill bet you masturbate to Return of The Jedi pictures with snookies face photoshopped onto an ewoks body while watching “Jersey Shore” episodes you DVR’ed…because that accents soooooo much better huh? Or maybe Fargo is your flavor…dontcha know?
Ugh... | August 30, 2010 at 8:15 pm
Does she even speak english? It’s hard to know, given how stupid, uneducated & illiterate she is.
She looks ok in her “ber-kini”, but nothing’s going to save those floppy dried up titty bags of hers…
Rough, chewing on back fat | August 30, 2010 at 8:34 pm
The good lord must’ve used a geometric compass to draw Miranda Kerr’s areola in such perfect form. He’d gotta…
pimp | August 30, 2010 at 8:57 pm
i’d like to dip my balls in her frappuccino and have her lick my ass…
her body | August 30, 2010 at 9:50 pm
is tight. ass is perfection. really her only flaw imo is a thick neck, she has a cute nose and pretty smile. with some hair styling and makeup she could be a 9.
HackSaw | August 30, 2010 at 10:29 pm
I’d hit it.
LuvdaBoobies | August 30, 2010 at 10:49 pm
Where are the cigs????
Marcus | August 30, 2010 at 11:14 pm
I’m sure she could use a bath, she’s been there awhile.
Jay | August 31, 2010 at 12:05 am
Aviator glasses and all I would still fuck
ppl | August 31, 2010 at 12:07 am
nice deep face lines.. deep and roughed
Froghammer | August 31, 2010 at 12:42 am
In the future it’ll be known as “Frappuccino Face” when it’s discovered that a steady diet of frozen espresso-based drinks and Marlboro Lights isn’t a great way to go though life.
captain america | August 31, 2010 at 12:12 am
some people need to PUKE now.
…………..I UNDERSTAND, folks!!
thierry | August 31, 2010 at 4:29 am
How many of these a week do you have to run to make your corporate masters happy?
Wouldnt it just be easier for you to link directly to her web site like you already do at the bottom of this site?
Im sure as hell not going to expect ethics from a paparazzi site but its hard to tell whats a plug and what isnt…
Lovemypubichairthick | August 31, 2010 at 8:34 am
Would have loved to see her pussy before she started shaving to check that bush.
bigbadvoodoodaddy | August 31, 2010 at 10:00 am
Best bod in the trailer park! I’d go slumming to play with her balloon knot.
whostandsforwhat | August 31, 2010 at 11:07 am
Just a bit over weight. looks healthy.
OneAdamTwelve | August 31, 2010 at 12:12 pm
I think she has a yummy looking body. Nice tush, especially. So there’s my opinion.
Rhialto | August 31, 2010 at 12:48 pm
Is this the way she’s doing her treadmill work out?!
Galtacticus | August 31, 2010 at 12:53 pm
Looks like she’s running after that frappuccino.
Nero | August 31, 2010 at 1:10 pm
I haven’t seen her in this shape since 2002?
OneAdamTwelve | August 31, 2010 at 2:11 pm
Is that a question? If so, the answer is … maybe?
hottiewidaboddie | August 31, 2010 at 4:15 pm
those sunglasses are not for her.
gullable | August 31, 2010 at 5:06 pm
I’m surprised none of these posters can tell the difference between a PSD file and an authentic picture. A solid background color always helps the designer do magic.
Bored with life | August 31, 2010 at 9:27 pm
I’d blow a big wet load all over her tummy tum!