Britney Spears Is Getting Engaged. For Real This Time. Maybe. (Confirmed)

December 16th, 2011 // 23 Comments
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“Y’all, this here’s a song about my gold bergina. A one, two, free!”

Britney Spears and Jason Trawick have been the source of engagement rumors since 2009 when her dad realized letting her agent have sex with her was probably a safer bet than banging members of the paparazzi in Mexico. At any rate, apparently they’re really going to get engaged this time, so just assume the paperwork to marry a legally retarded person takes goddamn forever in California. TMZ reports:

Multiple sources who are definitely in the know say Jason’s plans to pop the question tonight … in Las Vegas.
We’re told Britney knows they’re getting engaged, so it’s not going to be a big surprise.
Sources say Britney’s conservators have given their stamp of approval. The matter will go before the judge in the conservatorship case but it’s virtually certain Brit will get the judge’s sign off.

Here’s what’s fucked up about all this: Barely six months ago, Britney Spears’ dad successfully argued she lacks the mental capacity to testify in court yet he’s going to sign off on her getting married because that’s way less complicated than saying words about things that happened to you? “All she’s gotta do is make a few beds. I reckon some sheets’ll get eaten in the process, but the important thing is, Jason traded me these goats and I’m a man of my word.”

UPDATE: So either Jason already proposed to Britney last night or invented chocolate chicken. You can honestly read this either way.

UPDATE: And it’s official, but take comfort knowing Britney was hoping it was chocolate chicken, too.

Photos: Fame, Splash News, WENN

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  1. ace11

    He’s one creepy looking dude
    and she’s still trash…no matter how nice she dresses
    3rd one is the charm i guess

  2. Venom

    He is creepy, she is dead inside, their relationship is clearly fake.
    Can you even get married if you are still under the control of other people? God I feel sorry for her children, what a fucked up life they must lead.

  3. Gina

    Telling someone that you´re “getting engaged” is like saying that you´re waiting for an official propasal *even though you know that you both want to get freakin married* and that you´re parparing to prepare a wedding…
    Why dont people just say “Im angaged” or “Im getting married”..? Im *getting* engaged sounds hopeful and desperate.

    I have no idea why so many women need some silly little “ask me to marry you” ceremony that involves preparation,an expensive ass ring and then months and months of planning for the exact same outcome that we have here in Europe (only here,you can ask someone to marry you without a freakin ring and get married 2 months later…Easy).

  4. Terry

    Talentless, aging bimbo.She’s 30 and singing that trite to little kids. Really, who listen to her shit?

  5. vanessa

    she is still under her dads control and is seen as a child in the eyes of the law…..she doesn’t even have parental rights to her own kids yet she can get married?

  6. Donald Trump

    Why do they insist on dressing her like she still has a slim body?

    She’s Porky Pig!

  7. HEEEEEE HAAAAWWWW HEEEEEEE HAAWWWW ***FART***

    That’s all I can think of when I see this retard flailing her ham bags onstage.

  8. Dan

    His dad probably doesn’t care if she gets married because he is tired of dealing with her.

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    creep
    Commented on this photo:

    I used to fap so much to this ass. Now all I can see is a diaper…can’t fap to a diaper…

  10. forrest gump

    well, her entire life sucks so far.
    SO WHAT’S SHE GOT TO LOOSE, folks?

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    paul kirkwood
    Commented on this photo:

    How long will this one last I would be happy to spend 20 mins licking her juicy pussy .

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    paul kirkwood
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks a bit like pornstar Tawney Roberts.

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    vader
    Commented on this photo:

    ” I just sharted, yall!!!” Silly bitch

  14. Holy Merkin, Batman!

  15. I think Britney is wise to work a lot now. Work while she is young and beautiful. Jason and her seem like a “Power couple” to me. He did get the girl back on track and increase her fourtune by a gazillion dollars ddnt he? Brit is back on top, has been for a while. Holding her ow. So happy for her and her family! Keep working Britney we enjoy seeing your work!

    • Clarence Beeks

      she is NOT “young and beautiful” anymore, Her looks are shot. I used to think she was pretty, and I love her old stuff, but now she looks awful, does not dance, and her music is all computerized crap.

      Let her retire.

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    baloo
    Commented on this photo:

    WHO is making her costumes these days? They’re each individually HORRIBLE!!!

  17. What a bunch of fucking losers

    “Look, y’all, I’s gitten’ hitched agin! Lets celabrate with some furunch fries & cheetos!”

    10 years from now, everyone will look back at shitney’s pathetic excuse for a singing career and ask “what the fuck were her “fans” thinking? She didn’t really sing at her concerts (pretaped), bitch didn’t sing on her “records” (used a computer program to correct for her terrible voice), bitch didn’t dance to save her life. What the fuck did people pay their money for?” And, there will be no answer, because shitney fans are the stupidest, most pathetic excuse for “fans”; they think the fake singing, stumbing around of a mentally retarded “artist” well past her prime is “entertainment”. Shitney fans belong in the shallow end of the gene pool…

  18. law

    Legal capacity to get married is lower than to make a will or for lifetime transfers of money. Not surprising capacity isn’t a concern.

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    stacy
    Commented on this photo:

    Lets see…Nice tits, decent body, fun size ass and an IQ that could be in the single digits. Whats not to love. Oh yeah, she is loaded.

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    Sruti
    Commented on this photo:

    Crazy or not, she finished close to 98 performances on this Femme Fatale world tour with NO cancellations whatsoever. Word was that she logged the fifth highest-grossing tour in the world , bringing in $130 million in gross box office receipts. Tell me, how many sane artists come even close to that, eh? Very few! So, laugh at her antics if you will, her mismatched clothes, her unkept hair, and other non-conforming habits. But no one can fault her work ethic. She’s a professional through and through.

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