I Think Britney Spears Is Trying To Tell Us Something. What Is It, Girl?

Here’s Britney Spears grocery shopping in Thousand Oaks yesterday where she either found a clever way to remember to buy bulk or whoever dresses her in the morning is a colossal dick. Let’s assume both, and that this is apparently what I do when I black out each night.

“I’m ready to get dressed, y’all- Eww, you got frow up on your shoes!”
Eww, you can’t read. Now put this on, you’re going to Costco’s.”

(I’m sassy when I’m drunk.)

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