I Think Britney Spears Is Trying To Tell Us Something. What Is It, Girl?

August 2nd, 2013 // 23 Comments

Here’s Britney Spears grocery shopping in Thousand Oaks yesterday where she either found a clever way to remember to buy bulk or whoever dresses her in the morning is a colossal dick. Let’s assume both, and that this is apparently what I do when I black out each night.

“I’m ready to get dressed, y’all- Eww, you got frow up on your shoes!”
Eww, you can’t read. Now put this on, you’re going to Costco’s.”

(I’m sassy when I’m drunk.)

Photos: Fame/Flynet

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  1. Britney Spears The Bigger The Better Shirt
    Tiggles
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she’s telling us she got K-Fed’s clothes in the divorce.

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  2. Awe, that’s sad. Her favorite tshirt is losing it’s letters. You can’t even see the “OO” any more.

  3. Jake

    First time I’ve though about titty fucking Britney in ages.

  4. Big and firm not big and floppy!

  5. Britney Spears The Bigger The Better Shirt
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    “the trashier the better”

  6. ace11

    Those things can bomb Thousand Oaks

  7. would bang. but i like a little trailer park.

  8. i need her asshole in my mouth.

  9. Really? The I must be fucking awesome!!!

  10. cc

    I generally avoid saying nice things here but…she looks pretty run of the mill here; considering where she was headed a couple of years ago, that’s pretty damn good.

  11. Sooki's Taint

    ‘The Booger The Better’? I don’t get it.

  12. Vio Lent

    That’s Brit-Brit? she looks …different. The nose looks narrower…she’s got Jenny McCarthy’s cheek implants & boobs, Nicole Kidman’s creaseless forehead, and her kid’s dirty t-shirt.

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    kevin kenish from connecticut
    Commented on this photo:

    Please PLEaSE PLEASE!!! Sit on my face and fart…

  14. Britney Spears The Bigger The Better Shirt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey, guys, follow me. Timmy fell in the well and I couldn’t reach him. And even if I could I can’t pull him out because I have no thumbs. Follow my jiggling breasts and I’ll lead the way…”

  15. Britney Spears The Bigger The Better Shirt
    Commented on this photo:

    I will probably always have a soft spot for Britney. And, NO, I don’t mean my dick!

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    Jenn
    Commented on this photo:

    She likes big dick and she will not lie.
    Other sisters can deny.
    Long ones
    Brown ones
    Purple ones
    If you ain’t got a fat one hon then you can’t get none, son..

  17. Britney Spears The Bigger The Better Shirt
    Skeeter
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d like to eat and bang her asshole while playing with her nice floppy tits.

  18. Britney Spears The Bigger The Better Shirt
    Mr. Virginia Tech
    Commented on this photo:

    Does anyone know where to apply to be her next boyfriend? I am sure her current one’s shift is almost over.

  19. Dirty Travolta

    I want to crazy glue my mouth on those enormous udders .

  20. Chris

    It’s about you. The Blogger The Better, right?

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