Back in September, Fernando Flores, a former bodyguard for Britney Spears sued her for sexual harassment and claimed she used to expose herself to him until he brought her cans of soda. So basically the most plausible lawsuit you could think of. Anyway, sources connected to Fernando are now saying he has provocative photos Britney texted him which might explain why her legal team fought – and failed – to prevent the suit from being tried in civil court where they were concerned “personal and confidential information” might be released. I just assumed she secretly had a third kid and ate it, so this is entirely deflating for me. The Sun reports:
“They are really explicit images that will shock and disgust the majority of her fans. Fernando says he can prove the photos were taken on Britney’s phone and sent to his mobile. He says she sent them last April when she was coming on to him on a daily basis. He left the following month.
“Some of the pictures show Britney with the camera between her legs. Others show her in provocative positions wearing lingerie. There are a few where she is naked, exposing herself in a way that she clearly hoped would make him aroused.”
LAWYER: Alright, Britney, we need to know anything this guy might have, so don’t be afraid to tell the truth. We’re your lawyers and we can’t testify against you.
BRITNEY: Correct, your honor.
LAWYER: Does Mr. Flores have naked photographs of you?
BRITNEY: Nope. Just my bergina.
LAWYER: *sigh* Let me rephrase that: Does he have photographs of your body parts?
BRITNEY: Like mah titties?
LAWYER: Yes. That would count.
BRITNEY: HA! Hell no. Sean ain’t even reach that high. Y’all is crackin’ me upppp.
LAWYER: Wait. You mean Sean took the photos of your genitals?
BRITNEY: ‘Course he did. I didn’t want it frownin’ or nothin’. Y’all ever take pictures down there? Shit’s hard.
LAWYER: Oh, Jesus. Britney, this is extremely important. Is Sean visible in any of the photos?
BRITNEY: Maybe the ones where he’s shakin’ me a margarita, I dunno. I ain’t his mama.
LAWYER: …. Let’s play a game: Who wants to change their name and move to Mexico?
BRITNEY: Wheeee!!
Photos: Flynet
love how the stain got it’s own picture lmao :D
haha yes – savage! once again, looking like a guest on jerry springer. I’ve never gotten over when they snapped her going into a truck-stop shitter w/o shoes on! What a buzz kill.
all for $, shit id love to see her naked and not cry about it
We already have a word for men who aren’t thrilled to get naked photos of women sent to their cell phone…”gay”.
Wireless delivery of nude photos is one of the greatest gifts living in the future has to offer…and this guy is shitting all over it.
+1, though what gay person’s life *isn’t* all about the drama :)
moreover he deserves the all-time retard prize for not forwarding them here~
the security guard is an openly gay person.
welcome to the conversation Lightdragon.
Ok Mr Flores, show me on this model brain where the photos of Brittany traumatized you.
In the wallet cortex.
McFeely Smackup and Greg Suarez for the internet win of the day!
Who doesn’t have them?
when was the last time this fucking site had some naked pics?? What the fuck??? A story about naked Britney pics without the pics isn’t a fucking story!!!! Post something worthwhile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m pretty sure if you spent .0056 seconds searching you could find a naked picture of a girl online.
This is a female website. Didn’t you know?
“Please please please be true.” said myself, reading this website from the year 1999.
Hey you back in 1999, if I email you some stock recommendations, will you pass them on to me in 1999? Also, tell me don’t go see Avatar in 2010.
hey dude…put everything you got on algore to win in a landslide in ’00
Shit, I put all my money on Pat Buchanan and the Reform Party.
She was just confused, she thought it was her vibrator’s “on” button
Not sure if want…
Not sure here either…was just getting used to her new look and she goes and changes it up on us! What happened to the sunkist, the starbucks [and don't point to the stain as evidence - that could've been months ago], the cigs, the lotto scratch-off residue, the perma-highbeams unencumbered by a bra, poking thru your wafer-thin tank top to say hello to the ground? Now you’re washing your hands and throwing on a hoodie?? Nooooo….
never was hot, will never BE hot.
white trash trainwreck Y’ALLLLLL.
can’t we shove this thing back under the rock it came from Y’ALLLLL?
Fail! One too many-”Y’all’s” to be funny!
dolla dolla bill Y’ALLLLL
ok let me get this straight……. this guy could have been getting to have sex with brit… and ride her wallet for a while. ( like the guy she is with now). and he walked away……..must be gay
Nope.
she peed on herself?
“Back in September, Fernando Flores, a former bodyguard for Britney Spears sued her for sexual harassment and claimed she used to expose herself to him until he brought her cans of soda.”
So if I’m reading this right, she used the threat of her own naked body to get him to bring her food?
BRIT: Bring me another 2-liter bottle of sodey-pop or I’ll show you my cooter again!
BODYGUARD: NNNNNOOOooooo…
To be fair, if she looks like this photo around the house, I’m with the bodyguard on this one, and I’m straight.
It’s so funny because it’s probably true.
Oh, great. Now we get to see leaked pictures of the googly-eyed equivalent of breasts.
And the white stuff on her stomach in one of the pics is actually tartar sauce. She took the pic while grinding on her meal at Long John Silvers.
I can’t even read this article, all I can think of is a tide pen and barbeque sauce.
“They are really explicit images that will shock and disgust the majority of her fans”
Not so sure about the shock part but I’m sure for even non-fans like my self the disgust part will be spot-on.
A little more gravy on that thunder thigh ham, please.
I’m surprised there’s not a picture where she is trying to lick out that Starbuck’s coffee stain on her pants. “Can’t waste that stuff y’all!”
Am I losing track, or didn’t we already see her giblet pouch?
Britney Spears still has fans?
I seriously cannot imagine ANY pics taken of her in the last 5 years would arouse ANYONE or any thing.
Sounds exciting, can’t wait to see them.
Wait…you don’t think the nude photos she has are of her, do you?
Crap, never mind.
God- she’s like my grandmother- always a stain somewhere from her previous meal.
She hasn’t been sexy since she was giving BJs to Fred Durst while remaining a virgin for Justin Timberlake.
There are naked pictures all over the Internet of Trailer Trash. Her photos would just add another to the collection.
I would still smash that trailer-trash. There’s a good chance she is a great lay, crazier they are, the better they are in the bed. Of course it may be too wild for some…
i want to see that dirty asshole with the stench wafting off it…i would lick it clean…
Now if only the security guard said he was straight or bi-sexual this would never have happened.
when i see stains like this ,I think of Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton. But since this is Britney, i think of Bill Clinton and a big mac.
An ass only a gayman would love.
Fernando Flores is that big fat ugly guy that looks like a sumo wrestler. POST THE FUCKING PHOTOS ON THE INTERNET Fernando Flores! what the fuck is wrong with you? you fucking retatrd!
100% of britney spears fans want to see those photos!
100% of Britney’s fans are under the age of 18 and have never seen a real woman naked….come to think of it, it they see Britney Spears naked, they still won’t have seen areal woman naked!
I wanted to see Brit nude…back in 2001. In 2011…not so much…
Egads and little catfish….Britney has nude photos? This is so several years ago, it isn’t even news. We have all seen her whole kit plastered all over the Internet, so where was this so-called body guard for the past several years….living in a cave or hiding under a rock? Fernando Flores= Freddie Flowers, how gay can you be! Complaining about getting for free,what half the teenage boys in America were at one time wishing to catch even the slightest glimpse of and then suing because you did! What a PUSSY!
I thought it was weird that almost every picture of her these days has a brown stain on her clothes, but I think frappuccino just seeps out from her pores now. Starbucks should probably have warning labels for that.
Get these pics out before she settled into her radiance, please? Thx!
The Britney you see in photos is not the Britney I know. She is crazy. You only know the beginning of it. When this case goes to court people will know it’s not just “Sexual Harrassment”
pffffffffffffff: ANOTHER CELEBRITY WHO HATES ANNONIMITY!!
She looks like she sleeps in the gutter in front of her mansion. Probably smells like it too.
Cigarette stained hands, Starbucks stained pants, gas station restroom grunge on her bare feet; class act.
It’s a frappuccino flavor saver yall!
She still gives me a turgid dong. Anyone who would sue her for sexual harassment is either gay or a golddigger.
Ok let me get this straight… Why is he NOW coming out w/ this claims when he could of used this as his “Main” proof to his H.S. suit filed a half of a year ago? Which was “hear say” thrown out of court for lack of proof she came on to him? Doesn’t make any sense.
man yu had a chance but yu wanted to ruin her career yu ar the biggest fool on earth
i love britney