Britney Spears Has A Lingerie Line Now

Despite the fact we know she looks like Ann Coulter and Odo from DS9’s fuck-baby now, here’s a completely realistic promo image for Britney Spears’ lingerie line which we’re supposed to believe is designed by her even though it’s called “The Intimate Collection” instead of “Fancy Britches.” Also, not a single outfit is made out of lobster bibs, so c’mon. Don’t insult me.

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