Britney Spears Had An Engagement Party

The Superficial | December 19, 2011 - 11:00 am

“Whumf foo feen mfis mfis fa freal mfrifophone?”

Here’s Britney Spears and Jason Trawick simultaneously celebrating their ethically questionable engagement and his 40th birthday in Vegas over the weekend, and I love how Britney has exactly one of two faces she makes in each shot: “Ohmahgarsh, cake!” (here) and “THEY DIDN’T HAVE THAT SUGAR I LIKE” (here). Which in her defense, is an amazing level of cognition for someone who should technically have some sort of state-provided helper that drives her to the grocery store once a week and helps her write out a check. “B.. R.. I.. For God’s sake, yes, she left the Reese’s Pieces out for in the car! Pay attention.”

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