Britney Spears Had An Engagement Party

December 19th, 2011 // 31 Comments

“Whumf foo feen mfis mfis fa freal mfrifophone?”

Here’s Britney Spears and Jason Trawick simultaneously celebrating their ethically questionable engagement and his 40th birthday in Vegas over the weekend, and I love how Britney has exactly one of two faces she makes in each shot: “Ohmahgarsh, cake!” (here) and “THEY DIDN’T HAVE THAT SUGAR I LIKE” (here). Which in her defense, is an amazing level of cognition for someone who should technically have some sort of state-provided helper that drives her to the grocery store once a week and helps her write out a check. “B.. R.. I.. For God’s sake, yes, she left the Reese’s Pieces out for in the car! Pay attention.”

Photos: INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. Christina

    I’m confused about Britney’s mental state.

    • Frank Burns

      So is Britney. And the rest of us. Last I heard it was bipolar disorder. I hope this Trawick guy is sincere and a decent guy, because its dismaying to see her get exploited (and by consequence, her kids suffer) when you know she’s not all there.

  2. Chinto

    Which is the preferred penis substitute in hollywood, the red lollypop or the black microphone? Its always one or the other.

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    Chinto
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    Two suckers.

  4. Venom

    Seriously, how can you get married when you are not even in control of yourself? Does she have to call her dad for permission to have sex with Sam Merlotte every time she wants to?

    This is some messed up hillbilly shit.

  5. Satan's bitch

    She looks like shit. Which one is 40 again?

  6. dotmatrix

    She’s wearing one of LiLo’s hand-me-downs.

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    Pip pip cheery-o
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    …and now my soul is gone. Thanks Fish.

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    Cowboy Ned Fengves
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    She is so frickin’ used up. bleh.

  9. Cock Dr

    I hope Brit Brit don’t breed no mo. It seems that she went badly to pieces after the last couple childbirths.

  10. Wi11ypig

    She steal one of JLH’s bandage dresses?

  11. Steelerchick

    Practicing for her wedding night???

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    sohpie
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    im actually happy for them.

  13. LauraLee

    Imagine turning 40, getting engaged and celebrating your huge milestones with a red lollipop… Now that’s what I’d call public neutering.

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    Peter
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    how could any man propose to this man??

  15. AssIn9

    You know why there it’s so hard to find retard porn on the internet? Because retards can’t have consensual sex.It’s the equivalent of children having sex.At some point Jason and her dad had to have done some paperwork giving Jason permission to have sex with his mentally handicapped daughter. Also, how ethical/legal is it to profit off your retarded daughter sexy dancing on stage every night and simulating sex in videos?

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    Frank Burns
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    Looks like she’s trying to belch out gas from a demonically possessed burrito.

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    gumption
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    this is the best this dudes looked. He had a horrible figure before and looked like billy bob thorton. here he looks kind of handsome. Say what you will about Britney but she is and has been the most real in hollywood by far. You can tell she didnt cake on the make-up or obsess about every detail of her outfit but still looks fantastic. Good for these two!

  18. Sin

    It was her money hungry father who said she was not capable of controlling her estate. Take that for what it’s worth.

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    Sin
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    Your’s is bigger than this, right?

  20. Britney Spears Jason Trawick Engaged Birthday Party
    Sin
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    Damn, he does that better than I do.

  21. forrest gump

    playing the fiddle was her second choice, folks!!

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    JBrink
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    she looks bad =\ happy for her though, and he seems like a good guy for her

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    “It’s French for cake, y’all!”

  24. Britney Spears Jason Trawick Engaged Birthday Party
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    “You shaved your head and nobody called you crazy? That’s amazing!”

  25. Anna

    I have a feeling that her father is paying this guy to take care of his daughter

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    Jenni
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    She has stains on the bottom of her dress .. what a slob

  27. Boo

    What does “Whumf foo feen mfis mfis fa” mean?

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