Britney Spears Had An Engagement Party

“Whumf foo feen mfis mfis fa freal mfrifophone?”

Here’s Britney Spears and Jason Trawick simultaneously celebrating their ethically questionable engagement and his 40th birthday in Vegas over the weekend, and I love how Britney has exactly one of two faces she makes in each shot: “Ohmahgarsh, cake!” (here) and “THEY DIDN’T HAVE THAT SUGAR I LIKE” (here). Which in her defense, is an amazing level of cognition for someone who should technically have some sort of state-provided helper that drives her to the grocery store once a week and helps her write out a check. “B.. R.. I.. For God’s sake, yes, she left the Reese’s Pieces out for in the car! Pay attention.”

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