Bertney Gets Serxy

Bertney Learns To Be Serxy
A “Your Changing Body And You” Reader

Bertney loved going to the gym. She loved it because Papa stayed home, and she could eat whole bunches of funny tasting candy bars from the snack machine. The gym also had milkshakes, but Bertney didn’t drink them anymore because they tasted like broccoli and milkshakes should never taste like vegetables.
But what Bertney loved most at the gym was running faster and faster on the treadmill until she falls down and can’t stop giggling. Sometimes the other grown-ups would yell at her, but then her bodyguard would pretend to be a bear and everyone would laugh. Bears don’t belong in gyms!
But little did Bertney know, all that running was changing her. Her tummy wasn’t as big anymore and she looked purtier in clothes. In fact, she looked so purty, she asked Papa why she had to keep wearing them all the time.
“Bertney Jean,” Papa said sternly. “We’ve talked about this before. Bertneys wear clothes until their boyfriends ask Papa if it’s okay to take them off. Them’s the rules.”
“But, Papa,” Bertney said. “I’m so purtier now. And people should look at-“
Bertney awoke three days later. Her mouth tasted like medicine, and she knew what that meant. Pancakes! Bertney raced to the kitchen, and sure enough Papa was mixing up a whole big batch of them with whipped cream and everything.
“There’s my little girl,” Papa said with a smile. Bertney loved him so much. “Who wants blueberries?”
“Me me me me!” Bertney yelled. Pancake breakfast days are the best. She was so excited butterflies were in her tummy! Her strangely flat tummy. Bertney didn’t remember it looking like this before. She should probably take her shirt off and inspectigate.
“Goddammit, I told you to use a higher dose!” Papa yelled, but Bertney didn’t know what that meant and was too busy running her hand down her belly. It had muscles she’d never seen befo-
Bertney awoke three days later. Her mouth tasted like medicine, and she knew what that meant. Pancakes!

The End.

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