Britney Spears is Dancing Again

March 28th, 2011 // 103 Comments

Presumably because Kevin Federline has another mouth to feed, Britney Spears gave two “surprise performances” in San Francisco and Vegas this weekend even though any stage show where she doesn’t magically produce a Chalupa from her leotard constitutes a surprise for me. That said, anyone who wants to say Britney’s shows don’t inspire deep, emotional soul-searching, needs to take a look at this dancer’s face because never before has a gay man so feverishly wished his parents beat him with a belt and shipped him off to a Christian re-education camp instead of lovingly accepting him and encouraging his dreams. “I could’ve been one of those overweight white guys who tucks his polo shirt into his shorts and compensates for a small penis with detailed fantasies of shooting a home intruder with my questionably large gun collection. Goddammit, mom and dad…”

Photos: Fame, Getty, Splash News

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Are you ready for me to prance around & lipsynch? Let’s do it!

  2. Cock Dr

    Dancing?
    It’s stomping around & lipsynching. That’s all it is & all it ever will be.

    • Urbanspaceman

      I can’t understand why she goes to the trouble of miming the playback when everyone knows that her microphone is turned off. Why not concentrate on the “dancing” and at least get one thing right?

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    The more times Britney Spears’ name appears on this page, the more ads for McDonalds there are.

  4. Daemon8666

    I swear it’s like she and Christina Aguilera are each other’s Dorian Gray. Christina still famous, Britney shaves her head. Christina slowly spiraling out into alcoholism and fatness, Britney makes a comeback.

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    Gallo
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    This is precisely why you should never give a 40-something suburban mom a Frederick’s of Hollywood gift card.

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    jayef
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    You wouldn’t knock the french fry grease outa that?

  7. mygawd

    Still too fat…………… and trashy.

  8. Laura

    She is not fat, but IS fat by hollywood standards, especially when wearing those tight outfits. She look alright I guess (especially for 2 kids), but she’d be A LOT hotter if she lost the last 10-15 pounds. The potential is there; she has a nice body structure for sure, but she’s a little too ‘pillowy’.

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    I’ve looked into the face of hell, and I have heard the thunder.

  10. Nice stitching, Skankenstein.

  11. Britney Spears Free Concert San Francisco Vegas
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m not a girl, not yet a woman…mostly just mastodon.

  12. Britney Spears Free Concert San Francisco Vegas
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    Romance tip 22: Line your costume stitching up with your C-section scars. That way it will be less of a shock when you disrobe.

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    Thunderdome, The Musical.

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    Kameron.G
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    I can only imagine the aftershock that’ll be felt when he buttcheeks reconnect.

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    The Snuke
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    Sexy legs, a little bit of weight actually did her some good.

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    You in the front! Throw me your burrito!!!

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    IttyBittyTittyCommittee
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    She’s in the middle of singing Y.M.C.A.
    it’s fun to eat at the
    Yummy MCdonald’s Archs

  18. Jock McCrock

    Shiny PVC is an unforgiving textile.

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    I’m still a fan of Britney. I think she looks fit and healthy.

  20. Clarence Beeks

    she should never wear ankle boots. Her calves are enormous, they make her legs look even stumpier when she wears those type boots.
    She is not even pretty anymore. It is sad- peaking at age 22.

  21. H

    Her mental development might have been stunted at childhood, but damn will she show the world that her body can age.

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    Woofus
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    She actually looks really good here. Being crazy is NOT easy, I know

  23. At this point she’s ordering her fishnets in titanium.

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    ^^puke^^
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    don’t quit your day job…

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    Derek
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    She looks damn foxy. Keep it up, gurl.

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    GORGON
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    Britney’s HOT here! The rest of yas can go jack off to Amy Winehouse vomiting pics (not that there’s anything wrong with that!)

  27. Dan

    Fish, it’s comments like ” I could’ve been one of those overweight white guys who tucks his polo shirt into his shorts and compensates for a small penis with detailed fantasies of shooting a home intruder with my questionably large gun collection. Goddammit, mom and dad…”
    That keep me coming back here. You rock

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    Mama Pinkus
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    That is not attractive. Britney needs to retire and concentrate on sobriety and motherhood.

  29. She looks amazing. Seriously, I cannot stand people who sit on their asses all day long, then see a picture of someone who even in her worst days looked way better than them and criticize.
    Britney is good-looking, successful and could pay for ya’ll surgeries.

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    Does pastry come out her butt when you squeeze her?

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    mike david
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    What is WRONG with our country? San Fran made March 29 official Britney Spears day ☛ http://bit.ly/eU4orT

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    Eric
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    Beefy, yet piquant.

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    j
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    Compared to MOST WOMEN IN AMERICA, she looks amazing! If any of the people calling her fat and gross on this site met someone who looked like her in a bar they would be all over that in 2 seconds.

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    J.R.
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    You guys are gross. She’s disgusting.

  35. Macchan

    I love all the hateful comments. It’s funny, considering most of the guys bashing her would have sex with her in a heartbeat given the chance.

    I wish they’d put her in an outfit she could actually breathe in, though. No one looks good in too tight clothes.

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