Britney Spears Continues To Look Decent, Coherent

Posted by Photo Boy

It’s been five days since we last saw Britney Spears looking like an attractive, correct bra size-wearing adult, which means clearly we’re a shortage of Cookie Crisp away from a cereal aisle meltdown. She’s even at the gym, so either they’re gearing up for another embarrassingly awful tour or they figured out how to make dumbbells out of McNuggets. “Hey, as long as her membership’s current, she can spread mayo on all the goddamn yoga mats. I don’t get paid enough to deal with this shit.” – Asst. Manager, Planet Fitness

Photo: Fame/Flynet