Britney Spears’ Conservatorship Is Some Shady Ass Shit
If you’ve read any of our Bertney Stories, then you’d know our professional journalistic opinion of Britney Spears’ consevatorship is that it’s some fucked up shit where her dad makes a bunch of money by making a mentally handicapped woman perform like a circus animal. Fortunately, it only took the New York Times eight years to go, “Hey, maybe we should look into this,” and what they found is that not only is Britney Spears’ circumstance completely unprecedented, but it’s usually only reserved for the elderly or the severely disabled. It’s also drawn the attention of the advocacy group National Association to Stop Guardian Abuse, who said there’s no incentive to free her because her lawyers have pulled in upwards of $6 million. Not to mention the six figures her dad makes just for being the conservator along with 1.5% of her Vegas show, which just reupped a $35 million contract. However, the New York Times also points out Britney Spears seems happy with the arrangement because she’s free to be “more creative” and spend time with her sons. Or that’s what she’s programmed to say with promises of Sonic, which is where she literally spends most of her time. You can’t make this shit up. I’ve tried.