Britney Spears’ Dad Is Ending Her Conservatorship As A ‘Wedding Gift’

January 23rd, 2012 // 35 Comments
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“Daddy, it’s just what I always wanted! (What’s a consvadership?)”

Realizing that it looks like he essentially sold a retarded mule to stud, Jamie Spears has decided to end Britney Spears‘s conservatorship so her marriage to Jason Trawick looks like it was her own idea even though she’s proposed to no less than five separate fast food items in the past month. The Daily Mail reports:

Her father is reportedly demanding a judge rescind on the order to mark the pop star’s complete turnaround.
A source tells the Sunday Express: ‘Jamie wants to go to court in early February so Britney will be a free woman in every sense when she marries.’
And he’s hoping the order will be dropped in time for her nuptials, which are reportedly due to take place on Valentine’s Day on the Hawaiian island of Maui.

So after spending the past three years pumping her full of enough medication to keep her jiggling across the globe so everyone stays rich, there comes a time in every father’s life when he has to let his little girl go for the second time – Third, if you count that Vegas business. – and trust the man she’s going to marry to continue pumping her full of those pills in between all the sex she lacks the wherewithal to say no to. Take it away, Bob.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News

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  1. Dan

    “in between all the sex she lacks the wherewithal to say no to.”

    I didn’t think will be a problem as she allegedly offered sex in exchange for a can of “soder pop.”

    These poor Disney kids. They are almost always amazingly fucked up.

    • duh

      “Soder pop” What, is she from Long Island now?

      • the the

        calling soda “pop” isnt from new york its from the central/midwest usa.
        in ny, all soda is just called coke.
        even pepsi.

      • As a New Yorker, I take exception to that. We call soda “soda.” It’s the South that calls all soda “Coke.” A Savannah native once told me that he grew up calling orange soda “orange Coke,” and that that was par for the course down there. And the Midwesterners who call soda “pop”? Ohmigod, that is so hilarious!

    • duh

      Well, the “soder” part is FAIL. That’s northeastern hick talk putting an “er” at the end of everything (vodker, tequiler). Hicks in the south say “sodee pop”

  2. Cock Dr

    Show biz unions are the kind least likely to break up.
    I’m sure they’ll stay happily married forever & ever.

  3. Ali

    I was wondering how this would go once she’s married….now what I DON’T get, is wht Lindsay Lohan doesn’t have one.

    • LJ

      Lindsay would have to have one parent who could show the court that he/she were a competent human being. Big fail for both Dinah and Michael.

  4. You know what they say in Hollywood – third time’s just getting warmed up.

  5. MarkM

    Does he get it back in 23 days when the marriage ends?

  6. anonymoose

    She looks like a panda bear in that horrible make-up.

  7. cc

    She looks really healthy in these pics. ‘Livin’ ratt done agree with me!’

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    Ben Dover
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow
    This picture just screams crazy

  9. Msrs2u

    Poor Brit-Brit….she just never quite made it back….

  10. sc4play

    This. Will end. Badly.

  11. Christina Aguilera

    Nice turtleneck, asshole.

  12. tlmck

    Brilliant move. He is dumping the “problem” into Jason’s lap so papa can kick back sip margaritas all day. no need to w.ork any more

  13. pretty vacant

    oh good now she can do her hair and makeup by herself.

  14. Admiral Hackbar

    The sad thing is that if someone pointed to her and said “see that girl over there? She is a multi-millionaire and was one of the most desirable women in the world” they wouldn’t be lying.

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    Stu
    Commented on this photo:

    Can’t believe K-Feds Aussie heart attack hasn’t made the news yet

  16. maddox

    Holy shit, WTF is going on with her eyebrows??? Shitney is a fuckin mess

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    icu
    Commented on this photo:

    Where the restroom? I sharted again!

  18. woody

    she isn’t successful any longer in music.
    SO WHY SHOULD SHE BE GLAD FOR?

  19. Mike

    She never was an IQ ninja. But this chick is just not all there anymore.

  20. Britney Spears Jason Trawick
    Commented on this photo:

    “Awwww, a McDonald’s in the terminal! Jason, you shouldn’t have!”

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    Nic06
    Commented on this photo:

    the fuck is wrong with her eyebrows?

  22. nahhbicthitsme

    her ass getting old call her the wrinle factory

  23. Hyejin

    I want your body now, would you hold it aisangt me? Well if I’m honest Britney, yes I would. But you would not be allowed to sing this awful tripe. 0

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    Karla
    Commented on this photo:

    I like how shes biacaslly a slut and she doesn’t deny it. Its sounds sarcastic, but its not. Its great how she isn’t a poser. Shes real.

  25. Mousumi

    dude this sucks > you sped up the video and still took that long to do this sorta job i had the same sklils as you in this vid as i did 5 years ago with CS2 or better ~_~

  26. Karim

    woowooww de verdad mis respetos con bastantes videos de ella en baja calidad, tu trabajo se nota y te quedan geniales, muero x irla a ver en vivo, exelente trabajo!!!! saludos!!!

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