Almost Forgot Bertney

February 13th, 2012 // 39 Comments
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Here’s Britney Spears at Clive Davis’ annual Pre-Grammys turned memorial party Saturday night where, unlike Kim Kardashian, I’m not even going to entertain the thought Britney considered milking Whitney Houston‘s death for publicity. A.) she still thinks her dead grandma’s taking a really long nap. B.) look at that face and tell me that’s a person who has any fucking clue where she is. I dare you. And C.) I guarantee this shindig had a chocolate fountain that Clive Davis lost money on. Next year, he’ll probably hire some sort of attendant to ration out portions, and that motherfucker’s gonna die. I have foreseen it.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, Splash News, WENN


  1. Thom Yourke

    Her left foot looks it has cancer and aids and i’ve got the strangest boner right now

  2. EricLr

    At this point, she just walks where her publicist points her to. And every few hours she gets one of the blue happy pills as a reward.

  3. So many wasted dreams as a teenager….

  4. man, batshit crazy looks pretty good these days.

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    ding dang y’all. When I heard Whitney died I was so scared… for a minute I thought they said Britney.

  6. Clarence Beeks

    she looks good dress-wise, but she is not pretty anymore and I hate her legs. Those stumps with enormous calves are just so ugly to me.

    I like long and lean legs.

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    just two more minutes Britney, two more.

    Yes, Yes… I have the McRib right here in my pocket.

  8. Cock Dr

    Take the pills, hoist up the tits, put on dress & makeup, smile for cameras.
    Do that and the shopping, smokes, Starbucks and visits to the children will continue.

  9. dooood

    GTFO of here whore!

  10. Frank Burns

    Such a sad case I can’t even make fun of her . . . it just feels inevitable that she’s going to be horribly mistreated by someone close to her at some point. Please, Brit-brit, return to sanity so that I can feel better about saying terrible things about you. Its the least you can do!

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    She smiles like she’s at the dentist.

  12. Ganja Din

    Somehow the sentence “She dragged her tits along the red carpet,” isn’t as enticing in this context.

  13. Christina Aguilera

    Awww, Bertney! This is the best I have see her look in AWHILE!

  14. Fish, you need to reprogram the spam filter to detect Greek and Russian character substitutions

  15. i go weeks w/o brushing my teeth to mimic the taste of Britney’s asshole in my mouth as i masturbate…

    • pornstar

      brushing regularly is recommended by 9 out 10 dentists, keeps away plaque. Eat ass, brush teeth, rinse repeat.

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    Any Guy
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    jesus fuck this woman is ugly, and has been for QUITE some time.

  17. Britney Spears Cleavage Pre Grammy Gala
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    Pretty thing!

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    Mama Pinkus
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    the smile appears a bit phony but she does look healthy

  19. Mandy

    Here’s a much more flattering image of her from the same night:

    • Pat C.

      Thanks for that one.
      Anyway, unlike the Kardashian’s, Britney is in the music business, so it’s as appropriate for her to be there as most of the others.

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    Clown Shoes
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hi, I’m average.”

  21. loneybritney

    all that money and she looks like shit. damn.

  22. forrest gump

    sorry: WHO DID YOU SAY?

  23. Britney Spears Cleavage Pre Grammy Gala
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    A smile always makes things better

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    steve chavez
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    i liked here better when she was a minor

  25. Britney Spears Cleavage Pre Grammy Gala
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    So few comments on a Britney set, so sad….

  26. Britney Spears Cleavage Pre Grammy Gala
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    I don’t use the red carpet too often. But when I do.. eye brows.

  27. Britney Spears Cleavage Pre Grammy Gala
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    She looks like what she is. A 30 year old woman who has not taken the best care of herself in her life. Pretty normal, but not really celeb material.

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    Gern Blanston
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    She’s looking old and housewife-ish

  29. free Wifi

    There’s nothing wrong with her.

  30. Mini Me

    She’s no IQ ninja but I respect her for going through all that shit and meltdown and come out of it pretty well.

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    With as much money as she makes one would think she could afford a good hairdresser for fucks sake. I don’t even let my roots get that bad. Not to mention the brows. Wax much?

  32. Rokca

    Soooo good? What have u been smokin’?

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