Almost Forgot Bertney

Here’s Britney Spears at Clive Davis’ annual Pre-Grammys turned memorial party Saturday night where, unlike Kim Kardashian, I’m not even going to entertain the thought Britney considered milking Whitney Houston’s death for publicity. A.) she still thinks her dead grandma’s taking a really long nap. B.) look at that face and tell me that’s a person who has any fucking clue where she is. I dare you. And C.) I guarantee this shindig had a chocolate fountain that Clive Davis lost money on. Next year, he’ll probably hire some sort of attendant to ration out portions, and that motherfucker’s gonna die. I have foreseen it.

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