Here’s Britney Spears at Clive Davis’ annual Pre-Grammys turned memorial party Saturday night where, unlike Kim Kardashian, I’m not even going to entertain the thought Britney considered milking Whitney Houston‘s death for publicity. A.) she still thinks her dead grandma’s taking a really long nap. B.) look at that face and tell me that’s a person who has any fucking clue where she is. I dare you. And C.) I guarantee this shindig had a chocolate fountain that Clive Davis lost money on. Next year, he’ll probably hire some sort of attendant to ration out portions, and that motherfucker’s gonna die. I have foreseen it.
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Her left foot looks it has cancer and aids and i’ve got the strangest boner right now
At this point, she just walks where her publicist points her to. And every few hours she gets one of the blue happy pills as a reward.
Viagra?
So many wasted dreams as a teenager….
man, batshit crazy looks pretty good these days.
ding dang y’all. When I heard Whitney died I was so scared… for a minute I thought they said Britney.
she looks good dress-wise, but she is not pretty anymore and I hate her legs. Those stumps with enormous calves are just so ugly to me.
I like long and lean legs.
Leave her a message about her legs on her Facebook page, maybe she’ll put on some longer ones for the next red carpet.
are you ever not an asshole when you comment? just curious,
Pretty certain that Britney doesn’t care what kind of legs you like.
just two more minutes Britney, two more.
Yes, Yes… I have the McRib right here in my pocket.
Take the pills, hoist up the tits, put on dress & makeup, smile for cameras.
Do that and the shopping, smokes, Starbucks and visits to the children will continue.
GTFO of here whore!
Such a sad case I can’t even make fun of her . . . it just feels inevitable that she’s going to be horribly mistreated by someone close to her at some point. Please, Brit-brit, return to sanity so that I can feel better about saying terrible things about you. Its the least you can do!
at some point?
She smiles like she’s at the dentist.
Somehow the sentence “She dragged her tits along the red carpet,” isn’t as enticing in this context.
Awww, Bertney! This is the best I have see her look in AWHILE!
Fish, you need to reprogram the spam filter to detect Greek and Russian character substitutions
i go weeks w/o brushing my teeth to mimic the taste of Britney’s asshole in my mouth as i masturbate…
brushing regularly is recommended by 9 out 10 dentists, keeps away plaque. Eat ass, brush teeth, rinse repeat.
jesus fuck this woman is ugly, and has been for QUITE some time.
Pretty thing!
the smile appears a bit phony but she does look healthy
Here’s a much more flattering image of her from the same night:
http://www.breatheheavy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/inspiration.jpg
Thanks for that one.
Anyway, unlike the Kardashian’s, Britney is in the music business, so it’s as appropriate for her to be there as most of the others.
“Hi, I’m average.”
all that money and she looks like shit. damn.
sorry: WHO DID YOU SAY?
A smile always makes things better
i liked here better when she was a minor
So few comments on a Britney set, so sad….
I don’t use the red carpet too often. But when I do.. eye brows.
She looks like what she is. A 30 year old woman who has not taken the best care of herself in her life. Pretty normal, but not really celeb material.
She’s looking old and housewife-ish
There’s nothing wrong with her.
She’s no IQ ninja but I respect her for going through all that shit and meltdown and come out of it pretty well.
With as much money as she makes one would think she could afford a good hairdresser for fucks sake. I don’t even let my roots get that bad. Not to mention the brows. Wax much?
Soooo good? What have u been smokin’?