‘I Brought Mah Bertney Boobs. Cheese!’

Apparently Britney Spears was way more cooperative in the make-up chair than whatever the hell happened in Oakland, because here she is looking remarkably good yesterday which could just be my reaction to seeing her actually look cognizant of her surroundings. This is all very new to me. Not one of these pics looks like her dad’s standing off-camera dangling a T-bone and a whip yelling, “Smile! Smile, mule! Smile for the camera! HYAH!” My whole world is upside down.

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