‘Cheesecakes Costs Monies?’

July 17th, 2014 // 18 Comments

When Photo Boy slapped together these pics of Britney Spears leaving The Cheesecake Factory, he made sure to point out the look of sheer joy on her face. Which is almost definitely because of The Cheesecake Factory, but she could’ve just as easily watched Frozen so she’d stay in the booth. Have you seen that movie? The snowman talks! Anyway, the point of this post is she left without paying because why would Britney Spears understand basic concepts like the exchange of goods for services? “Y’all just walk in and eats!” The important thing is her dad quickly squared things away with the waitress while making it look like his daughter isn’t weaving in and out of restaurants like they’re her personal Golden Corral. TMZ reports:

Now she’s bringing in the ultimate peacemaker to make things right — Benjamin Franklin. Our Britney sources tell us the waitress is getting a $100 tip — more than 300%. That’s on top of the $30 tab.
We’re told Britney — who left with hard evidence of her heist (a doggie bag) — felt terrible about the mistake.

Witnesses say Britney walked into the restaurant carrying the bill in her mouth and had lots of questions about why grow’d ups like paper so much. She reportedly has a whole drawer of it in her bedroom, and a man named “Papa” buys more at “Walls-mart” if she colors “squigglies” on “bofe” sides. “Ain’t y’all got Papas?”

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News

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    Cock Dr
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    I’m thinking both of them will thrust vigorously to obtain food and/or beer.

  2. Britney Spears Belly Midriff Legs Short Shorts Boyfriend David Lucado Cheesecake Factory
    Short Round
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    She just ran into Penny and happy to finally find someone dumber than her.

  3. Britney Spears Belly Midriff Legs Short Shorts Boyfriend David Lucado Cheesecake Factory
    Phoenix
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    Yum! They don’t need to have a brain, or even a pulse, when they look like that.

  4. Iris

    She looks great!

  5. I don’t know if its nostalgia or what but I still would.

  6. You’re missing the point: Britney eats at The Cheesecake Factory while other celebs are at some place where a cup of coffee costs $40. That’s adorable.

  7. Anna

    Wait, I could’ve sworn this was Kate Gosselin…

  8. Britney Spears Belly Midriff Legs Short Shorts Boyfriend David Lucado Cheesecake Factory
    Mama Pinkus
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    when will that Frankenstein shoe fad end?

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    Really...?
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m getting a Tara Reid vibe from this photo. I don’t know why. Why at all. Remotely why.

  10. “mistake” …yeah.

  11. Britney Spears Belly Midriff Legs Short Shorts Boyfriend David Lucado Cheesecake Factory
    dafuq
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    is that even her??

  12. Britney Spears Belly Midriff Legs Short Shorts Boyfriend David Lucado Cheesecake Factory
    ss
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    She is luking so ugly….turns down the libido further….

  13. At first glance I thought this was a picture of Gary Busey

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