The only way Jason Trawick could completely dump Britney Spears was to have her dad remove him as a conservator. Or maybe he just has to cancel the lease. However owning a human being as property works. Anyway, the point is Bertney’s down a babysitter now, so naturally it was only a matter of time before she stopped wearing bras and got behind the wheel of a car again. Which was clearly Jason’s job to prevent, so just assume he spends every night balled up in the corner mumbling, “Can’t sleep, nips’ll eat me… Can’t sleep, nips’ll eat me…”
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I bet you she’s banging that bodyguard.
He’s in every frigging picture you see of her, plus she has a habit of seducing them.
I can’t see Jackshit! Linus and his blanket is hiding redneck boobs.
Oh zoom button Fish?
Man, I wanna see me some hillbilly titty too!
Those boobs look like they could almost be spectacular.
Yes, I’m stuck at work today…
Same here…..about both things you said.
I wants to see me some redneck titty!
What the H. E. double hockey sticks!!
Brit Brit’s boob, Beibs butt, what’s next Jennifer Lopez in her bikini??
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MLK day Fish, let’s see some chocolate!!
A scene from VH-1′s “Behind the Music: Britney’s Boobs”
Call me crazy – you can call her crazy too – but strictly speaking about her tits, they look awesome!
They are fake, my friend. Re her mom’s autobiography
This should deter me from liking them why?
So are lindsay lohan’s. That doesn’t guarantee shit.
nice pics of kaley cuoco…where’s the pics of bertney’s boobs?
Because it’s a smart thing for a pop diva constantly hassled by circling paparazzi to go out in her nightgown.
The only thing wrong with those boobs…they are not in my mouth. :D
the only thing wrong with those boobs is that her asshole isn’t in my mouth…
not cold enough in LA
Part of me is like “Please let’s not have another meltdown! :(((” and another part of me is like, reaching for the popcorn. The Superficial was hilarious back then. That was a surreal time in entertainment gossip. I don’t we’ll ever see anything like that again, especially Batshit Umbrella Britney. She looked like she belonged in prison and she was nobody’s bitch.
She’s heavily medicated with antidepressants … and other pharmaceuticals.
she makes hydrocephalics look like rhodes scholars. cannot stand that smug “i’m retarded and you’re not face”….gives retards everywhere a bad name.mankind would be well served by her unspectacular death,preferably in a dirty gas station bathroom,right where this piece of trash is at home.
She’s a nail-biter … shocker. Who’da thunk it ?
I’ve got some bad news for you, pal.
I’d milk those redneck tits for all they are worth.
I know this makes me “that guy,” but you probably want to remove the comma after “However.” Because as is, it looks really, really, really bad. As in, like, pro-slavery bad, instead of like a joke, which I’m sure is how you meant it.
What amazes me about Britney is her diversity: Great tits, nice ass, doable legs, and can either look like a million dollars in cold, hard cash, or a used up refugee from somewhere on the bayou.
“Look out, y’all terrorist bad guys. I’m back in the driver’s seat and coming to pay y’all back for all that shit you pulled in World War II…”
“Please, clear a path…I need to get my sick blanket in to see the vet.”
Let’s put her and Amanda Bynes on the same road heading towards each other and see what happens.
They look stuffed.
Dude is shorter than Bertney. Is this her hired protection?
Huh, no coke nail…
She must have had them redone, they used to be square, they look much better here.
You got me at “braless”
did she get her boobs done? i don’t remember hers being so high up
Boob job. Hands down. Otherwise after pushing out 2 puppies, her tits would be tucked in her jeans.
jesus, wrestler neck to the extreme
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