Britney Spears Is Braless And Driving Again

The only way Jason Trawick could completely dump Britney Spears was to have her dad remove him as a conservator. Or maybe he just has to cancel the lease. However owning a human being as property works. Anyway, the point is Bertney’s down a babysitter now, so naturally it was only a matter of time before she stopped wearing bras and got behind the wheel of a car again. Which was clearly Jason’s job to prevent, so just assume he spends every night balled up in the corner mumbling, “Can’t sleep, nips’ll eat me… Can’t sleep, nips’ll eat me…”

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