Someone Wrestled Britney Spears Into A Bra
See? Bra. And back tattoo.
Apparently Britney Spears’ team realized that if they’re going to let her drive around with a maniacal look on her face making it look like she’s trying to get over a relationship absolutely no one believes she even knew she was in, the least they could do is slap a bra on her before everyone starts umbrella-proofing their car. So here’s a slightly more restrained Britney yesterday whose handlers only had to worry about making her not grin in every goddamn photo.
“Shit, here they come. Britney, your daddy called and said Jason made McDonald’s go bye-bye!”
“NO, MR. JASON, NOOOO! WHY YOU DO THIS TO BERTNEY?” *curls into ball crying*