Someone Wrestled Britney Spears Into A Bra

January 22nd, 2013 // 14 Comments
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See? Bra. And back tattoo.

Apparently Britney Spears’ team realized that if they’re going to let her drive around with a maniacal look on her face making it look like she’s trying to get over a relationship absolutely no one believes she even knew she was in, the least they could do is slap a bra on her before everyone starts umbrella-proofing their car. So here’s a slightly more restrained Britney yesterday whose handlers only had to worry about making her not grin in every goddamn photo.

“Shit, here they come. Britney, your daddy called and said Jason made McDonald’s go bye-bye!”
“NO, MR. JASON, NOOOO! WHY YOU DO THIS TO BERTNEY?” *curls into ball crying*

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily

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  1. cc

    At this point any bra she’s wearing is fighting a rear guard action. After all those post-partum bralessness, the damage is done.

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    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Too bad she’s wearing shoes, or you could see the “socks go here” tattoos she has on her feet.

  3. Never has a tramp stamp been so apropos.

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    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    “When Britney cuts a fart, an angel plays his harp.”

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    Commented on this photo:

    Hmm… so in fact, ignorance is bliss.

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    TheGhost
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s a damn shame, I personally enjoy her bra-less antics

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    amir
    Commented on this photo:

    If you look closely, that angel (or whatever it is on her back) spells SEX.
    MK-Ultra anyone?

  8. GODDAMNED DO-GOODERS need to mind their own fucking bee’s-wax. If a young woman wants to walk around braless, with well-defined nipples, mammaries all a-jiggle, it’s her decision and nobody ought to interfere.

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    Toe Jam
    Commented on this photo:

    If you cover that tramp stamp with your man seed, it ends up looking like Klinger from M.A.S.H.

  10. Why did my comment get removed? Her tattoo looks like an angel is fucking a little boy. From that I ascertained that she must be a Catholic. If I had the zoom function I might be able to determine that it is not an angel fucking a little boy in the ass, but seeing as I do not, it looks like it to me.

  11. Holy cow

    It’s Tinkerbell, yeesh!

  12. Its hard to believe she use to be one of the biggest sex symbols in the world (masturbation material).

  13. Yoyo

    I am surprised that it is not quite a tramp stamp. I was expecting full fledged tribal and butterflies.

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