Bertney’s Bewbs Were At The MMAs!
First off, my apologies to anyone who expected this to be a Bertney Story, but I’ve been staring at VMAs pics since 8:00 last night, and Satan has already appeared before me twice to say keep up the good work. So on that note, here are Britney Spears’ boobs for you to click on because her dad didn’t bribe her into that outfit with Oreos for you to sit there and go, “Wait, isn’t she technically retarded?” Time is Jamie Spears’ money, people. Move it out.
Photos: AKM-GSI, FameFlynet, Getty