Britney Spears’ Underwear Won The Billboard Music Awards

If Photo Boy and I dressed a mentally handicapped woman in lingerie and forced her to dance while we siphoned off a percentage of her earnings, we’d be pelted with onions and run out of town even though the reviews were adequate and their was even talk of a Tony. (RIP, “Totally The Little Girl From Blind Melon, I Swear To God.”) But when Britney Spears’ dad does it, everyone eats that shit up and writes glowing internet posts complete with 40 pic galler- sonofabitch. You win this round, James “Jamie” Spears. This round…

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