Britney Spears In A Bikini

November 15th, 2011 // 92 Comments

Here’s Britney Spears enjoying some downtime in Rio De Janeiro yesterday as a reward for letting her dad pump her full of HGH and shove her onstage despite the fact Walmart could get a tax break from the government for hiring her as a door greeter. The important thing is he that he didn’t just take her through the McDonald’s drive thru because God knows she wouldn’t know the difference. “Y’all ain’t tell me oceans gots McNuggets. I’mma catch me a Big Mac fish!”

Photos: AKM Images

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    cheezbox
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    I’d pee in her butt.

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    Canada
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    For a mother of two, there is zero wrong with that. The tramp stamp kinda sucks though.

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    Kike
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    Paige Emerick

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    Kike
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    Paige Emerick

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    Mike Walker
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    The face is kinda ghoulish, but the body is rockin’.

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    Weirdo
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    I’d clean that ass with my tongue!

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    Somebody took my buritto
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    way too pale, her boobs went flat, thunder thighs, botox forehead…but she did come back from preggers and the shaved head mental state.

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    Billy Ray
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    I’d clean her tongue with my ass

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    DKK
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    Yummy!

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Is that a book derr? I’m outta heres!

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Is that derr a doggone beer bottle?

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    I like fleaccid butts and I cannot lie
    You other perverts can’t deny
    That when Brit Brit walks in with a flabby heavy waist
    And some cottage cheese in your face
    You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
    ‘Cause you notice that butt just sucked

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Dat der book don’t got no pictures. Durrr…

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    addict
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    Paige Emerick

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