Here’s Britney Spears enjoying some downtime in Rio De Janeiro yesterday as a reward for letting her dad pump her full of HGH and shove her onstage despite the fact Walmart could get a tax break from the government for hiring her as a door greeter. The important thing is he that he didn’t just take her through the McDonald’s drive thru because God knows she wouldn’t know the difference. “Y’all ain’t tell me oceans gots McNuggets. I’mma catch me a Big Mac fish!”
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yes i would!
you should salt cure her asshole so you can eat on it throughout the coming NoDak winter.
+1
Lol, McBeef! Hahaha!
I’d eat her plump ass. I like a little meat for my boner!
It must be “less terrible than I last remember her” day…
I think that she looks fantastic!
….Ahhh—What wondrous wonders the occasional straight-jacket and an industrial size dosage of Thorazine can achieve….Artofwar
I agree!
Hey, she’s looked worse.
she looks wide.
And thick.
And manly.
Surprisingly unblindness-inducing.
She look somewhat tolerable by North American standards; by Brazilian standards, she’s an eyesore.
Never seen a Brazilian after two kids, have ya CC? Let me draw you a mental picture: Remember what the Ark of the Covenant did to that bald nazi with glasses? Yeah, it’s like that.
Dude, I know plenty of Brazilian women in their thirties, forties and fifties who look damn hot and put most young girls to shame. So shut your mouth!!!
I’m not going to lie. I would hit it and enjoy it.
World’s Greatest Mom
To me she looks like her pussy would smell of sour apples.
…And New Orleans chitterlings that had been left out in the sun for three weeks…Artofwar
Sour apples…a novel scent with just a hint of oak, a bit insouciant but with great body. Should have very good staying power with quality legs that will help it withstand an aging time a bit longer than others of its class.
Now spit.
Britney: “I thought I’d been all OVER The South before but the folks here talk REAL funny. I can’t hardly understand a danged word they say.”
This actually isn’t as repulsive as I thought it would be.
And why can’t this bitch, with all her money, buy a hair color that looks remotely human?
These pictures confuse me :(
lol
i don’t care what anyone says, i’d still fuck her.
Nice ass. She should wear a thong.
Scott Disick?
Doppelganger? lol.. It totally looks like what we see Scott doing all the time.
What’s the problem here? I think she’s looking pretty damned good
The problem is – a cow like that needs to be covered in more fabric.
A cow…??? So you’re saying if she was your neighbor and came over dressed like that and asked you to come over and help her “install a new light bulb” in her bedroom, you’d decline and tell her to put on a damn bathrobe?
Ummm…..yes.
Wait….no. I would take her up on the offer, if only just to take a big steaming dump on her tittays.
My brain and penis are not agreeing on this one guys.
Is it like your brain is facing your penis in a chess game? And you’re letting him win?
That’s some good farm stock. I’d have no problem with that.
Definitely still doable.
She’ll never again look “celebrity” hot…she just doesn’t have the discipline.
But she does look “mom of 2 after 6 months of successful Weight Watchers program” hot.
Now get a new hairdresser. That dark roots rat’s nest always looks nasty.
Since she doesn’t sing at her concerts (just dances & moves her lips to the music), she’s looking kinda doughey for someone who’s basically a glorified dancer. Ol’ shitney needs to retire and raise them possum youngins back in the swamp…
I agree she’s a train wreck. But she’s always been “thick” even in her prime. Based on the past few years I’d say she’s looking great. Certainly better then Christina Aguilera is looking these days.
We’re ALL looking better than Christina Aguilera.
*Drooooool….. Britney in her prime…….
She had awesome abs back then.
indeed… that ass still looks good. I’d love to push that.
Yes, I would impregnate her.
She’s got the shoulders of a AA college linebacker. She’s OK from the stomach down and you don’t put your penis on her triceps…so I guess I’d hit it…
I’d just have to pretend I don’t see any masculine qualities cause I’m not Jerry Sandusky.
I’d eat her bumhole like Hannibal Lickedher. Pffft Pfffft Pffffft.
I would still let her go to the bathroom… on me.
Sometimes I think we’re unfair to her. On anyone else but her we’d think this was a pretty good body for a mother of two.
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but her body actually looks great…
Right? She’s pretty healthy-looking. Much less crazy than before.
she looks SO great! love her curves.
for a mother of 2, or is it 3, she looks great.
I’m gonna step out of my usual stream of misogyny and unwarranted criticism and agree. She’s not 17 any more, but she looks damn good for a 35 year old mother of 4. Good for her.
NICE
Still VERY bangable.
She’s always had great hips, ass, and vag area.
Very sexy vag… if you’re looking for a hairless Shar Pei. Of course like Jessica Simpson’s, it probably doubles as a gravy boat so there’s a little something for everybody.
@ cc – most brazillian women look good when they’re young but by the time they hit 30 they’re 40 pounds heavier than britney and have a Tash.
I love you Britney you should have had my babies
You are looking sooo good Brit.. i love you yummmm yummm
I think I can drink a couple of beers and fuck her
Yes her body is not that bad, her face is what is fucked up
She’s looking much better. Good for her.
I’ve been looking at this bitch in a bikini for, what, 15 years now? I don’t CARE anymore. She looks exactly the same, plus or minus 10 lbs, like the rest of us. I’ve seen everything including her va jay jay I’m sick of it. She goes on tour, 500 pics of her in sparkly bikinis, she goes on vacation, bikinis, she goes out, bikinis. I’ve seen it, I’m over it. There is nothign exciting here to look at, the thrill is gone.
Then quit looking.
I want more, more and more!
Britney’s looking pretty good, minus the raccoon eyes and overall trunkiness.
Nevermind, she looks good. The other comment was kinda mean.
Paige Emerick
I’d drink her bathwater.
She looks hot!
She’s just wide. She’s always been wide, but she’s become thicker after having two kids.
She’s still attractive. She needs to stop drinking and eating herself to shit.
still worth licking all over, especially after a few.
Hey, if you spent an evening with her, wouldn’t you go after it?