Britney Spears In A Bikini

Here’s Britney Spears enjoying some downtime in Rio De Janeiro yesterday as a reward for letting her dad pump her full of HGH and shove her onstage despite the fact Walmart could get a tax break from the government for hiring her as a door greeter. The important thing is he that he didn’t just take her through the McDonald’s drive thru because God knows she wouldn’t know the difference. “Y’all ain’t tell me oceans gots McNuggets. I’mma catch me a Big Mac fish!”

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