Britney Spears Can’t Even Answer Pre-Scripted Questions From Her Own Publicist

October 8th, 2013 // 31 Comments
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It’s already been established that Britney Spears can’t hold a conversation which apparently Simon Cowell had to spend $15 million to figure out. And the times she does talk, she inadvertently reveals she’s being sexually exploited to sell albums which is probably why for her latest round of radio interviews stations were given a set of only three pre-scripted questions to ask Britney that, in theory, should’ve worked provided she isn’t constantly medicated to the point where she can’t even remember the answers they practiced in the car. A scenario that unfolded on Houston’s The Roula & Ryan Show yesterday when the DJs went off-script because Britney couldn’t even answer the questions from the script, and so naturally they’re now under attack by Britheads and her management team who claim the use of profanity threw her off. Which would just barely make sense if the title of her latest single isn’t, oh I dunno, Work. BITCH.


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  1. Ben Dover


  2. Cock Dr

    I’ll read a transcript but I am NOT listening to Brit Brit’s medicated attempts to articulate. Too painful!

  3. tara-herdaily

    Hahahahh oh man that’s hilarious.

  4. cc

    I think it’s pretty well established she’s a dimwit who was reprocessed into a virtually talent-free popstar by an industry that’s perfected the art of polishing turds and making a lot of money doing it.

  5. Ginger Failed

    What don’t they get? She’s mentally ill.

    • Jack Ketch

      With bare minimum schooling … a few years ago do you remember the question the press asked her about the violation of “air space”? (had something to do with the Middle East). She didn’t know what it was and asked them to repeat the question. And then she said “I have no comment at this time.” Was pretty hilarious … I think most of us know that “thar ain’t much between them ears.”

      • EricLR

        Considering that both her parents and Disney ruthlessly exploited her all through her childhood, instead of sending her to fucking school where she belonged, I don’t hold her at fault. There are supposed to be laws protecting tutored child actors and home-schooled children, but they’re rarely enforced.

      • You are proof knowing words doesn’t make you intelligent. Britney is as stupid as you are, which is not quite as stupid as your mother, but it’s close.

      • crb


        I have a 140+ IQ and I know some words!

        Watch this: BONERJAMS!

      • Jack Ketch

        I agree, Eric, it’s part of the problem.

  6. EricLR

    In her publicist’s defense, how was he to know that the radio station was in smelling distance of a Kentucky Fried Chicken?

  7. anonym

    How can someone this stupid still have so much money?

    I thought she’d be bankrupt by now.

  8. Trilby

    Or maybe she’s just genuinely thick. It happens.

  9. I wonder if she’s stupid enough to let me in her pants…

  10. “Hey, Britney, do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a blow job?”

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  12. Jenn

    All them behavioral modification drugs they grind up and sneak into her fraps have fried what little brains she had, she was a hicktard to begin with, mind you.

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    Why the picture of Joe Namath’s legs?

  14. Toby Weymiller

    She is a fine young scholar.

  15. These people really need to give her a break. She had a psychotic break and has never been the same since. What they’re describing is incredibly sad. I think her handlers need to let her retire and perhaps stop using her as a cash cow.

    • terry

      ‘m with you leave the poor woman alone and let her be for cryin out loud. Fuckin bunch of h8ers what have any of you done with your lives.

  16. Hey, I think the Republicans have just found their 2016 VP candidate!

  17. She did a GREAT interview with a station in SFO where she described gays as “friendly” and “adorable”

  18. anonym

    Did anyone expect Britney to be more articulate?

    • Articulates…ain’t those the green fuckers that you pull out the leaves and eat them with mayonnaise or butter?

      Britney’s still sexy as a mo-fo and, given half a chance, I’d jump on her like a hungry cheetah taking down a baby zebra. But don’t forget, I’m still pretty fucked up in the head.

  19. Mellllzy

    Poor Britney. I feel so sad for her, then I remember how much money she has. I still feel sad for her, but she’s the exception to the rule as far as the success level of severely mentally ill people. If she wasn’t Britney bitch, she’d be living on the streets and have only lamp posts for friends. Instead she’s got a bunch of people pimper her out. But, at least they keep her comfortable and she gets to see her kids.

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