Britanny Murphy not on cocaine

March 17th, 2005 // 1 Comment

brittanymurphi_whb_.jpgBrittany Murphy says she has never snorted cocaine before and that it isn’t the reason she’s gotten so skinny. She insists, “I have never tried it in my entire life. I’ve never seen it. I am also way too high-strung. I can’t even take a Sudafed. Can you imagine? My God, I think my heart would explode!” Have you ever seen this girl in real life? I think she’s serious about the heart exploding thing. She’s like a really hyper version of that Taco Bell dog that everybody hates. Anyways, after her breakup with Ashton Kutcher and broken engagement to an industry big-wig, she says she’s now dating a normal guy from Brooklyn which she met when he was hired to hang Christmas lights at her house. Although I’m not sure when hanging Christmas lights turned into a profession. That’s a job I think I could see myself doing. Ya know, if I was an idiot.

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  1. sd card | May 24, 2010 at 5:29 am

    Another young life wasted. If he did not even hear about a celebrity. What is with these drugs we take? Too many magic pills is granted, so drug companies can make money.

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