Bristol Palin Chimed In On Ahmed Mohamed

Abstinence advocate and expectant mother of some strange dick’s baby, Bristol Palin, had some strong words for President Obama after he extended a White House invitation to Ahmed Mohamed, the kid who was arrested for bringing a clock to school, which in Texas apparently counts as a weapon of mass destruction. Via Jezebel:

This is the kind of stuff Obama needs to STAY out of. This encourages more racial strife that is already going on with the “Black Lives Matter” crowd and encourages victimhood. The police made a mistake, clearly. But why put more people against them? Why egg it on? Childish games like this from our president have divided our country… even more today than when he was elected.

Holy fuck, I wasn’t even ready! *pulls on bullshit waders* Aaagggh, it’s on my face!! *lowers goggles* Jesus, Bristol, you know that’s not fair. Now, I haven’t even touched this story, because I know Fish is down south passively observing conversations that capture that beautiful rebel spirit they’re so proud of, which possibly include reactions to this story that range from “I wouldn’t have wanted that in my kid’s school” all the way to “They must have had a good reason to be suspicious,” which are all code for “You said his name’s Mohamed? Start with guilty and work backwards from there.” So, I’ll leave that for him and run Bristol’s quote through our new GOP Talking Points Translator™ to make sure it’s still working [Warning: Probably NSFW]:

Yep, still running smooth.

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