Bristol Palin Got Plastic Surgery

May 11th, 2011 // 230 Comments

Bristol Palin has admitted to getting “corrective jaw surgery” in December 2010 which she not only claims isn’t plastic surgery but was a medical necessity because spewing absolute horseshit has become a new family tradition next to child birth relay races. Us Weekly reports:

“Yes,” she admits, “It improved the way I look, but this surgery was necessary for medical reasons…so my jaw and teeth could properly realign…I don’t obsess over my face.”
Still, “I am absolutely thrilled with the results,” she gushes. “I look older, more mature, and don’t have as much of a chubby little baby face!”

“How was I supposed to know magically no longer looking like I eat McDonald’s every single meal was a side effect of strategically performed corrective surgery? Now, if you’ll excuse me, my doctor just called and said all the fat in my belly has cancer, and I could die unless he sucks it out. Also, something about thigh scoops improving your cholesterol count. Isn’t science wonderful once you get past all the evolution stuff? Tee-hee!”

Photo: Getty

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  1. Rabbit

    Damn!
    Now she looks like Sarah Chalke

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    MisterSuccint
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    Ask for a refund. Still looks she rear-ended a parked caribou.

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    Rod Johnson
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    Doesn’t change the fact that she’s a dumb whore and still nobody would fuck her.

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    Rod Johnson
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    Corrective jaw surgery so that her teeth will align properly? Tell me how those teeth aren’t straight, with no under or over bite. Whore’s-shit indeed.

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    Mandy
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    No one’s buying it. Why not just tell the truth? There isn’t a person in the world who would believe this story.

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    noooooooo
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    Okay Bristol, which one do you like, the Gucci bag or the McDouble

    “Oooh Oooh Double!!! Double!!!”

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    noooooooo
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    The 2005 war of the Whoppers stretch line has been removed from her neck. Ah the miracles of surgery.

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    Lain
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    I liked her chubby face before. It looked innocent. Now she’s just another product of batshit insane hollywood.

  9. Reece

    I had jaw surgery a couple years ago and yes it can change how you look completely. my upper jaw was moved back and my bottom moved forward (only a couple mm of each). The surgeon will often adjust your chin as well to compensate the changes because if they don’t your chin will actually come out looking really weak and/or non existent. The slight movement of my jaws really did make me look like a different person. My cheek bones were more pronounced and my nose actually changed shape (unfortunately). People I’ve known my whole life literally did not recognize me and everywhere I went I had to reintroduce myself. I was kinda surprised at how good she looks so fast but its not that much of a stretch. I was off painkillers after a couple days, teeth wired shut for 3. Im sure with the right surgeon you can be up and running after 2 weeks because in reality other than the swelling the only signs of a surgery are two tiny stitches on either side of your jaw

    And come to think of it maybe her ridiculous weight gain had to do with preparing for surgery. My Dr told me to gain weight before bc I wouldnt be able to eat solid food for a while. I ended up losing about 15 lb…best diet ever

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    JERKS
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    hahah im going 2 hell anways, your probably an ugly fatass who has acne up the fucking ass and think that by insulting somone who is actually pretty natrually will make you feel so much better about the way you look, im quit sure your just some fatass who thinks this shit is funny and insults then goes and gets mcdonalds. god grow the fuck up you ugly piece of shit low life.oh and also maybe you should learn how to spell, that MIGHT make you look a bit smarter.

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    hey- bristol! you are a lying sack- you bought yourself a brandnew flippin’ face! who the hell do you think your kidding? i saw you running your lying trap on dr. drew claiming some bs about just moving this little bone on your jaw because of braces- LOL! you are a LIAR! what a ugly face you done erased” what is so outragious is you saying you did’nt get plastic surgery and complaining that ‘ its a shame people focus so much on looks” WHAT! you are a LIAR! anyone who buys a brand new face obviously is consumed with obsessing about their looks- did you think the public would forget that you really had an ugly wide face? recessed chin? thin thin lips? heavy old folds on cheeks and neck? you were hoping that everyone would’nt notice that you went to bed ugly and awoke with decent features- LIAR

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    Way too obvious new chin, looked better before, she was naturally pretty now she looks like a freak

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    Short FB!
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    Looks like she might know a thing or two about pork barrel spending.

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    x2
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    “My name is Talky Tina and you’ll be sorry.”

  15. Bristol Palin Surgery Before and After
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    Because there is no conference to address cognitive dissonance.

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    tom
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    OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK!!!!

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    JANE
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    BRISTOL? wow

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    rantatonne
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    You would think a concerned parent would have advised the poor girl to not be so liberal with the augmentations in order to conserve some semblance of a human face.

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    I’m positive that Sarah Palin had a child with Down’s Syndrome, and that child’s name is Bristol.

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    Blech
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    … or on any fake girl in New Jersey?

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    Blech
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    No one said “derp!”. No one.

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    ed
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    Shallow face-lifted republi-tard slut whore

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    mark
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    Looks like April from Eastbound and Down. Haha

  24. Plato de ducha

    lassen Sie mich Ihnen sagen, Sie haben den Nagel auf den Kopf getroffen. Ihre Idee ist hervorragend, deze Frage ist etwas,

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