Bristol Palin Criticizes Obama On Gay Marriage, Says Kids Need Mom And A Dad. Let That Sink In.

May 10th, 2012 // 175 Comments
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Yesterday, President Obama fully endorsed same-sex marriage rights which, whether it was a contrived political calculation or not, still marks an historical moment when an American president has come out in support of an extremely controversial topic that of course was immediately spun as a war on Christianity and marriage, but none of that’s as hilariously stupid as Bristol Palin‘s latest blog post, so we’ll stick to that. Here she is criticizing Obama for claiming his two daughters helped motivate his decision before literally saying with a straight face that children are better off being raised by a mother and a father:

While it’s great to listen to your kids’ ideas, there’s also a time when dads simply need to be dads. In this case, it would’ve been helpful for him to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that’s not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage. Or that – as great as her friends may be – we know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home. Ideally, fathers help shape their kids’ worldview.

Setting aside the fact that parents being raised by a male and a female parent is a debunked horseshit Christian talking point, Bristol Palin is a single mom whose own god-fearing, “pro-family” mother actively uses her lawyers and political clout to keep Levi Johnston away from his son just for spite. But then again, that’s involving reality in the discussion which everyone knows has a liberal bias. (*tips hat* Mr. Colbert.) So using Bristol’s own logic, she might as well toss her son at a pack of wolves because it doesn’t have a father and will probably just grow up to watch Glee. Oh, did I mention she takes a swipe at Glee? She takes a swipe at Glee:

Sometimes dads should lead their family in the right ways of thinking. In this case, it would’ve been nice if the President would’ve been an actual leader and helped shape their thoughts instead of merely reflecting what many teenagers think after one too many episodes of Glee.

“Haha! It’s funny ’cause that show has faggots in it.” – Bristol Palin reading over her ghostwriter’s shoulder.

Photos: Getty

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  1. Seriously? Somebody needs to knock some sense into this delusional waste of oxygen. Chris Brown anyone?

    • “still marks an historical moment when an American president has come out in support of an extremely controversial topic”

      Gay marriage is hardly controversial. Every poll in the half-decade shows a majority in favor. Even Dick Cheney supported it a few years back.

      There still isn’t true equality until polygamist marriages are legal. Consenting adults, none of our business, etc etc

      • Dumb A$$E$

        All I see here are a bunch sexist,bigoted c@$^ suckers who would love Stalin if he hated this girl. Then again you guys seem to be about as sexist as some other celebs I could name besides Bill Maher who is pretty F#$% sexist and bigoted but you C#$^ suckers are close though. You would make the huffingtonpost proud with the hate you A$$holes say so do me a favor SHUT THE F@$% UP sexist,bigoted,hateful douchebags and go F#%^ yourself while your at it….A$$HOLE$

      • Archie Leach

        It’s OK if you say fuck or cocksuckers or shit or motherfucker or asshole or cumdumpster or twat or fellatio or Cleveland Steamer or rightwing reactionary shit-for-brains…..

        It’s alright. None of us will mind.

      • Archie Leach

        “Sn0t_BuBBLe”: “http://www.politico.com/politico44/2012/05/polls-show-a-mixed-picture-for-legalizing-gay-marriage-122984.html”

        Someone doesn’t know how to read LONG TERM polls.

        Uuuuhhhh the trending line has CLEARLY shown a continual year-by-year movement towards (growing) acceptance of homosexual marriage so it doesn’t take Stephen Hawking to see/UNDERSTAND that it’ll simply become the majority viewpoint across the good ole United States of America IN TIME……. just as homosexuality was unacceptable to the large majority of the volks of America during the late 1970s but growing “acceptance” of homosexuality was seen in the polls thru the 80s to where by the late 80s – early/mid 1990s homosexuality was “accepted” by a majority of ‘muricans and NOW IN THE PRESENT, homosexuality is pretty much universally accepted by the average stupid ‘murican.

        It’s called “evolving social evironment”. LOOK IT UP.

      • rican

        Archie, “EVERY poll in the half decade”? really? blow me.

      • Archie Leach

        “Mr Intellectual Einstein” “rican”: some day when you get past the “not stupid just ignorant”, get back to the rest of us that have lived and seen the REALITY of the *EVOLVING* social environment.

        And “blow me”???? Come on, this from something that opposes homosexual marriage????

        Hmmmmmm….. something has repressed homosexuality issues……

      • rican

        Archie, you’re so full of shit I can smell it here. BTW, I’m against calling it marriage, not against the union per sé. Why do you want to impose a different meaning on the word? As a liberal, aren’t you supposed to be open to the other point of view? Why do you feel a need to insult someone who does dot share your point of view?Aren’t you contradicting yourself? Can’t you see your blatant stupidity? If gays would compromise and settle for a word or phrase that gives them the same rights, they would have sold this problem long ago.

      • Felonious Monkey

        Hey, Rican:
        Why do LGBT people have to compromise? They work and pay taxes just like everybody else. And before you come up with your usual ad hominem response, no, I’m not gay (To quote Seinfeld, ‘not that there’s anything wrong with that.’).
        And I agree for someone so against LGBT rights, you sure do go around telling people to suck your dick.
        You do realize a lot of conservatives in this country don’t think much of ‘ricans, right? Why would you align yourself on the side of bigotry?

      • Victoria

        I think polygamist marriages are fine as well, but I think it’s best to decriminalizing them and then taking the time to make adequate legislature and law regarding polygamist marriages. For instance, if a woman (or man if it’s multiple men) leaves a polygamist marriage, do they then have visitation rights to the children who they raised but who are not theirs? What about alimony? What happens if one of the spouses dies? Who is the beneficiary? In the day of equal rights among men/women, the idea that the man is the sole beneficiary of spousal benefits will not sit well in a family of multiple women and one man. It will take a looooong time to perfect polygamy laws, and they will have to include marriages between multiple men and women, not just multiple women and one man. Decriminalization is important for right now–but ‘legalization’ will take a while!!

      • divagirl715

        Ha Ha, including Polygamy, very cute & clever. If only the vast majority of polygamy cases not only “not actually consensual” but downright illegal due to statutory rape, incest and the whole ONE man having sex within his entire female family & offspring; creating in-bred clans and oh yeah, adding child labor to the bundle of felonies (not just children actually going into birth labor, but the physical daily labor they are forced to do to be a part of the clan). The ultimate form of white slavery – yet they are tricked into believing this is the “only way” to survive AND the only way to get into heaven, to see your family. And you compare polygamy to two intelligent adult women marrying for love & commitment? It is not funny, not even in jest “snot bubble”

        Bristol Palin is a complete idiot. Our country is being taken over by under educated White Trash imbeciles..

    • sickened

      What are you talking about? I couldn’t agree with her more. Imagine having 2 males as parents or 2 females…talk about a waste of oxygen! Let that sink in you fruitcake….

  2. Alex

    Doesn’t she have a bastard child?

    • Cock Dr

      Yes, she has an illegitimate child, but to be fair, she only became sexually active because her BF got her all boozed up on a camping trip and had his wicked way with her maidenhead.
      Now I don’t know what her excuses are for the other times she had sex, but I’m SURE that she was cruelly misled and taken advantage of each and every time.
      Gay marriage is good for America. I’m glad B finally manned up and said the words. Gotta thank “foot in mouth again” Joe Biden too.

      • Archie Leach

        Very nice of you of you doc not calling bristol the obvious word “slut”.

      • Cock Dr

        She likes her premarital sex but will never admit it.
        I have ceased to be staggered by this kind of moral hypocrisy a long time ago.
        The idiocy though is quite something….you would think that the bible thumpers would welcome an enviroment that would bring closeted gays out, rather than hidden and pressured into marrying their daughters out of social expediency. They would seem to prefer a social enviroment of secrecy, lies and cheating rather than openess and truth. Go figure.

      • Archie Leach

        That’s cause for the thumpers homosexuality is a dirty disgusting thing and should be suppressed – that is unless it involves two gorgeous women being filmed – and if perverts are to do such disgusting things they should confine it to a public toilet where they can tap their feet.

      • So now 2% of the population can get married. Can we move on to why I can’t buy a pair of jeans made here anymore?

      • Of course, CD, we only have her possibly self-serving word that that’s how she lost her virginity. And when she published her memoir that recounted the camping incident—which, let’s be clear, was not when she got knocked up—she also wrote that she got pregnant while she was on the Pill (which she says she was being prescribed to treat cramps). Now, no one can gainsay that that was the case, but it sounds suspiciously like it was inserted by the abstinence-only Palins to score political points in their War on Contraception. (“Condoms don’t work! The Pill doesn’t work! Only abstinence can keep you from getting pregnant!”)

        You’ll have to pardon me for not giving her the benefit of the doubt that you are.

      • Oh, shit, that was sarcasm? Oops.

      • cc

        Well, there’s always a chance she didn’t understand how babys be abornin’.

      • Her mother shooting every stork in sight probably didn’t help, either.

      • pfk

        Obama didn’t man up to anything. He didn’t change anything. He doesn’t look kindly upon homosexuals except as a group to use. The problem is all of the other groups he uses don’t look kindly on homosexuality, either. Oh what to do! what to do! when you’re pandering for votes? Just say you agree with gay marriage 1 hour after you stalled for time by saying you are “evolving” on the issue and then heave it onto the states in your first ever acknowledgment of State’s Rights!

      • AteIsEnough

        Right. She sucked and fucked plenty before she got prego…who you trying to kid??

      • EricLr

        “she only became sexually active because her BF got her all boozed up on a camping trip and had his wicked way with her maidenhead.”

        Yeah, that’s what every slut tells her mom when she gets pregnant (or caught).

    • You can’t call them bastards anymore, not when close to 50% of all kids are born out of wedlock. I think the new term is “Ooops. Forgot to wear a rubber. Oh well, the state will support it.”

      • Alex

        I apologize for that. I’m kind of not up to par with my political correctness. I just found out days ago that I’m to refer to myself as goal-oriented and not obsessive-compulsive.

      • Victoria

        It’s ok, we all got what you meant!

  3. True Eye

    Why is everyone hating on the Palin family 24/7? History has served us well in teaching lessons and the sense of right and wrong. Now lets take a note from Bristol Palin and bring back human sacrificing! It worked in the past for good rain and good crops.

  4. your mom

    It would be nice if she could form her own opinion rather than regurgitating the bullshit her mother feeds her. But you know, thinking is hard.

    • V_Ann

      It would be NICE if she even followed what her parents taught her. She wouldn’t be a single mother at 20. Criticizing the Obama girls for having a positive impact on their parent’s mind sets while she was too busy having unprotected sex with the biggest man-whore in Alaska when she was a teen. Way to go, kid. Way to go.

    • libtardsareidiots

      you are a loser

      • Archie Leach

        “libtardsareidiots”: “you are a loser”

        Great reply.

        Best . I’ve . Ever . Seen…… for someone with the intellectual development of a 14 year-old adolescent.

    • libtardsareidiots

      it would be nice if you actually had a brain

      • Archie, make that a 12 year old. That “brain” riposte is what passes for a deathless insult among the 4th grade set.

        Yeah, I said 4th grade. We all know you were held back twice, dicksmack.

    • Inmate 12236969

      Where do you get your opinions from? I bet from your dick sucking mother.

  5. Crissy

    So you get plastic surgery and wanna talk about politics?!!! Seriously? Why dont you just loose some weight and shows us your boobs, if you want to do something good for society!

    • BTW, Bristol…has anyone told you lately that you looks simply marvelous? Well they fucking LIED! You look awful. It looks like the plastic surgeon — er, I mean “corrective” surgeon — who worked on your face had a second job as a circus clown and left an inflated balloon in your jawline.

      And while he was at it, why didn’t you have him do something with your godawful beak?

    • Amy

      What, people can’t have plastic surgery and be in politics? Attack her on her hypocrisy and not something like that.

  6. ???

    Come on everybody…Take the bait.

    • DeucePickle

      exactly what i was thinking….i expect to see the comments in the 200 – 300 range
      Ignore the part down there where i forgot to click on “reply”…..I’m dumb

  7. Cock Dr

    How’s that rubber chin working out? Does it impede the fellatio abilities at all?
    Just wondering.

  8. Bristol Palin President Obama Gay Marriage
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    “You know, you are actually cute for being fat!”
    “Awwww, that is the sweetest thing anyone has said in loooong time!”

  9. DeucePickle

    exactly what i was thinking….i expect to see the comments in the 200 – 300 range

  10. V_Ann

    Stop trying to make yourself relevant, Bristol. If you had listened to your father you would not have been knocked up by the biggest douchebag in Alaska, so let’s quit the “fathers guiding families” concept. 99% of the times fathers are the LAST to know when there’s big problems at home, so let’s stop calling them the heads of the family. Women are productive now too. Sometimes even more. Well, most of us… certainly not women like you who live to pop out kids because they have no real goals in life and have the class of giving birth to kids from different men (I’ll give you 5 years tops for your next one).

    Seriously, do you people even listen to yourselves when you preach to others? Or why do you do the exact opposite of what you preach every single fucking time.

    • dooood

      there’s the #1 reason women don’t completely rule the world
      right there.
      women hate other women.
      it’s just a shame we don’t get to actually witness this catfight

      • pfk

        Fathers amputating their 3-year-old daughters’ clits off and then selling them in “marriage” to grandpa for a goat might also have something to do with it but hey, I can’t deny what you just said. However, the problem of women/women hate probably has much more to do with the dependency on men some women have and therefore the fact that they don’t want to be associated with all of the extremely negative stereotypes men put out there about females. They’re “special” females, you see, better than the rest of us.

        One of the first comments on this thread accused Bristol (and Sara Palin) of keeping Levi away from “his” son, which is horseshit, but that horseshit is the first thing out of every dead-beat- dad’s mouth the minute someone looks at him wrong for not paying child-support. This tactic is very similar to the one men used to get away with using when they fucked a baby girl. It’s called shifting blame and unfortunately many clingy females fall for it because they don’t want to be put in the same category as the lying, bleeding-to-death little girl or her lying, frigid mommy who caused it all in the first place for not blowing the hairy piece of shit when he demanded it.

        But the hate you see for the Palins is progressive hate. “Feminists” believe (as long as they are thrown the bone of abortion) that when they are told to go sit in the corner only to be let out of their cages as needed to shriek the word “whore” at highly successful conservative women like good little girls then they will share in Commie Utopian Glory as part of the “Mediocre Ruling Elite”. I can’t wait until the reality of that little (tiny, small, petty) world slaps them upside their asses, lol. But you can very easily see man/man hate and man/woman hate when the haters are progressive. It’s all over this thread. Progressives are entitled parasites and when they want something that someone else labored to earn but are threatened with the fact that it’s not theirs and they need to go out and earn their own shit, well then they start acting like men who shriek “castration” when it becomes illegal to fuck one’s daughter.

      • Amy

        I started off liking your post and then I got confused and scared.

      • pfk

        Hey Amy, I know I sound like a scary person on occasion, but I’m never a confusing one. I was merely reacting to dooood’s somewhat simple-minded, petty, and ridiculously smug comment in the first 2 paragraphs and then addressed what I believe to be the real reason for all the hate directed at the Palins in the 3rd one. That hate includes Trig, btw.

        V_Ann’s lovingly liberal views on Bristol are politically motivated. I will never forget the comments on liberal websites when Sarah Palin first came into the spotlight. The absolute RAGE liberals had concerning everything about her and her family was dumbfounding. Libs seemed particularly hateful about the fact that neither Bristol nor her mother had aborted their inconvenient pregnancies. What the fuck business is it of theirs? More importantly, why is that so threatening to them? SNL even had a skit that heavily implied Bristol was the mother of both babies and that Todd had fathered them!

        Sarah Palin was (is) a highly successful CONSERVATIVE woman who had it all plus respect from the people of Alaska and the left couldn’t stand her because she got where she was without their help (because woman [and blacks, and gays] are incapable victims who need unfair advantages in the form of crumbs from all of the pies the lefty politicians stole from the true creators and producers in this country), which means that she might actually be able to see the potential in other woman to reach their potential, too. That means one less grateful group the lefties can use with promises of a mediocre life that could never be achieved without them, and that means less votes for democrats and less chances of going from a net worth of a buck fifty to a net worth of $23,000,000 like our dear Senate Leader harry reid.

        Personally, I think Bristol is being very nice in her blog considering the fact that at 17 years of age she probably got tons of fan letters from loving, tolerant gays calling her an inbred breeder.

      • molinelobo

        What a waste of oxegen the palins are. If the crew at the Shore think you are shit, that is low and cold. Bristol is a complete fool and sarah is a paid idiot who is the closing speaker as the vendors pack up their gear at conventions.Where is willow from wasilla’s book or the life and times of piper the diaper?When the palins stay home and quit searching for the spotlight, the calling them idiot pieces of shit will stop. But damn, the entire family keeps proving everyone right. Oh Todd, send over one of your older prostitute girls to the boys at SALT, oh wait, you did.

      • wtf

        What the fuck was that even about?

      • Felonious Monkey

        Wow, pfk:
        Two words: Seek help.

  11. Archie Leach

    Let’s cut this girl some slack. After all, her genes are derived of sarah “god’s chosen” palin…… but genes would imply evolution…… ya know “darwinism”……. and we all know that darwinism is the work of the devil and is thus false witness….. which means that bristol is not derived of the genes of sarah “chosen one” palin as genes don’t exist so thus bristol is not descendant of sarah “god’s gift” palin so thus bristol palin’s statement about mother/father has no bearing because she’s has levi johnston around as that father end….. but levi isn’t around so the part about daddy seems to be missing but given bristol states mommy/daddy are crucial…… OH FUCK IT! This is all the fucking fault of those damned libruls!

    • Edith Bunker

      Oh Archie!
      Calm down! Maude and the Jeffersons are about to get here for dinner. Now, call Gloria and Meathead, we’re having baked beans and franks with pineapples!

  12. Loco

    Maybe her Dad Can Marry his boyfriend now! LOL!

  13. Went to her blog to leave a little love note pointing out her incredible hypocrisy but a huge number of people already beat me to it. Silly child, she really is as stupid as her mother.

  14. Bristol Palin President Obama Gay Marriage
    MisterSuccint
    Commented on this photo:

    We all should embrace equality and support the right of every moron to marry another moron … or just get knocked up by one.

  15. I know Superficial comments on a lot of meaningless entertainment stuff, but I think Superficial is above reporting on the Palins. You’re too good for this, for giving them a scintilla of attention.

    Be better than this, please.

    • suck on this

      this is long-standing tradition ’round these parts…any and all hypocrisy from the left is ignored, but let one of the irrelevant palins open their word-holes and the fish soils his panties.
      meanwhile, the architects of the NWO laugh all the way to their banks, order 450 million hollow-points for the DHS, sell arms to drug cartels (“fast and furious”), start wars in the name of fighting ‘terrorism’ (the enemy that will never disappear), build internment camps around the country, enact NDAA, CISPA, renew the “patriot” act, leave guantanamo open, and conduct military exercises in american neighborhoods, while we mundanes stay at each other’s throats over lesser matters
      enjoy martial law, suckers!

      • dooood

        wow what a stupid asshole and or troll.
        fuck off bra, this site covers hypocrisy from every angle
        300 days a year. who the fuck do you think all the idiots in hollywood are loosely affiliated with?
        just because one side spews out a shit load more ludicrous diarrhea than the other, doesn’t mean everyone is out to get ya.
        or does it……..

  16. YoMamma

    Tits or GTFO

  17. Casey

    He didn’t exactly “fully endorse” gay marriage. He qualified his support, saying that it should be decided by the states. C’mon, Obama!

    • Pandering votes. That’s it folks. Move along. Nothing to see here.

    • pfk

      You’re right. He didn’t change one thing from the way it was before, and Obama is the last person who believes in State’s Rights.

    • Heechul's Yeojachingoo

      I actually believe in states’ rights. Marriage laws are decided by the states, so the federal legislature should leave gay marriage thing alone. I am not a republican, but I do not believe in a large central government for this country.

  18. Given how well society is going, I’d say this whole baby daddy thing with single moms is working out swimmingly. Thumbs up for that.

    I’m still trying to make sense out of : “Setting aside the fact that parents being raised by a male and a female parent is a debunked horseshit Christian talking point…” You might want to reword that in English, Fish.

    • Mike Walker

      It’s workin’ great for black people!

      • Archie Leach

        What’s the difference between poor under/uneducated blacks living in the inner urban core and poor under/uneducated whites living in rural areas?

        One has darker skin.

      • Mike Walker

        Check the per capita poverty/crime/education rates, genius.

      • Archie Leach

        Spend some *actual* time around the ghetto and some *actual* time in hillwilliam areas and it starts becoming abundantly clear there ain’t a lick of difference between the two groups from a sociological, cultural, behavioral, and anthropological standpoint.

        Of course all the above is completely understandable to you right Einstein?

      • Mike Walker

        The issue isn’t some innate difference between white and black, dipshit (not even sure how you interpreted it that way). It’s the number of broken families with single mothers and absent fathers and the effect it has on the children. I repeat: look at the per-capita difference between white and black in single parent households, poverty, crime and education. You and ‘fish are out of touch with reality.

      • Archie Leach

        Yup per capita makes all the difference to differentiate between the raciality right.

        Someday when you (never) discover the reality of human anthropological behavior: get back to me.

      • Mike Walker

        I love watching clueless ideologues twist and squirm trying to support their untenable positions. Keep on rationalizing & enabling bad behaviour by trying to shift the blame with more of your specious bullshit.

      • rican

        Archie, do you work hard at saying moronic statements, or do they come naturally to you?

      • Archie Leach

        no ricun what it represents is that I’m on a different plane of *EXPERIENCE* and “educmucation” and thus “sees” REALITY on another plane from yours……of course this just whizzed by you…..

      • Hey Archie,

        I dont know what neighborhood you live in, but I get to live in the suburbs of Philly. And I can GUAR-AN-FUCKING-TEE you there is a difference between the poor white and black sections.

        Go fart into a snifter and smell it.

      • Amy

        From lower Alabama. I went to the poorest white, redneck schools and the biggest, blackest poorest schools. The black schools were FAR FAR FAR worse. The part of towns were far worse too…more dangerous. The rednecks just wanted to be left alone. The blacks just wanted to mess with people. That was the difference.

      • Felonious Monkey

        White rednecks are some of the most dangerous people on the planet. An overwhelming majority of serial killers and pedophiles is trash from white neighborhoods.

  19. tits mcgee

    “Setting aside the fact that parents being raised by a male and a female parent”

    i like the cut of your jib.

  20. Vandinz

    Please explain why we should be interested in this fucked up hicks opinion?

  21. puhleez

    everyone has a right to be shackled to a ball and chain. The grass is always greener, People Who Are Gay.

  22. It might be OK for gays to marry, but we who comment on The Superficial will never be above a good “he sucks cock” comment as the ultimate put down.

    • pfk

      Yeah, and it’s horrendous for Rush to jokingly imply that a 30-year-old abortion-rights activist who chose to go to a $45,000-a-year religious college specifically because of its birth control policies (which DO cover women with “female problems”) is a slut and a prostitute because she demands that she be protected from her chosen life-style at the expense of those who don’t make anywhere near $45,000 a year, yet all of the things these liberal homophobes are saying now about Bristol are the same things they said about her when she was 17 and pregnant, along with her Down’s Syndrome baby brother. All’s they prove is how liberals use people they couldn’t care less about like single, teenaged mothers and the disabled. The real kicker is that while these homophobes do bully people with gay put-downs, they are extremely obsessed with anuses and prefer anorexic females. Sounds like Jerry Sandusky territory to me.

    • Amy

      I’ve never understood why guys like making “sucking cock” and “being a whore” into a bad, derogatory thing to be ashamed of. I mean, why would I want to do those things if you make it sound like the ultimate horrible thing? Let that sink in. Oh, and the fear of being a slut is why most of us never sleep around. This is why you can’t have nice things.

  23. Can’t someone just break her fucking jaw again – and then forget where they put the wire cutters?

  24. Tracy

    There are bricks with more self-awareness than this poor thing.

  25. I’m guessing we won’t be seeing Bristol Palin do a cameo on Glee. Perhaps “16 and Pregnant” or “Teen Mom”? I hear Sarah Palin has that on a loop in her igloo.

  26. Great….just great.

    Not we get to listen to some cum dumpster preach to us about morals and wholesome families.

    No, no, I’m not talking to you, Larry Craig. You can just calm down and have a seat, er…chair! Chair!

  27. Whatever, I would still do her. Looks like she gives good head. She should know to keep it out of her vagina by now.

  28. Do you pitch or catch?

    So when is the happy day for you and photo-boy Fish?

  29. Johnny P!

    YESSSS!!!!
    Romney hasn’t picked a running mate for the next election yet.
    Forget homophobe Rick “Frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter etc.” Santorum. Forget Newt “vacillating blowhard/ my personal business is none of yours/ do as I say, not as I do” Gingrich.
    Sarah Palin for VEEP!
    With her whacky family, the next elections will be full of shenaningans, quotable quotes, and entertainingly embarrassing moments.
    PLUS, it’ll guarantee an Obama win!
    GO TEAM PALIN!!!

  30. Yeah

    Fish, you do realize that your position is actually not controversial to logical, sensible people and that taking pot shots at famous hillbillies like Bristol Palin is too easy, right?

  31. “…that’s not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage.”

    It’s lucky that someone decided to change thousands of years of thinking about hunting or your mother would be chasing moose and wolves with spears.

  32. Shouldn’t she have been stoned, or at least branded with a giant A for being pregnant and unwed?

  33. El Jefe

    This bitch who missed the last two years of high school completely, had two kids out of wedlock (we all know damn well both of those kids are hers) and did not go to college has the balls to tell people how they are supposed to live their lives.

    Fuck off Bristol Palin, you and your entire hick family can go fuck off.

    This imbecile is too ignorant to even realize that she is being a complete hypocrite with her statement.

    • libtardsareidiots

      el jefe is el stupedo anyone who swears like you do is a uneducated fool

      • El Jefe

        It is spelled “estupido” or sometimes even “stupido” not “stupedo” imbecile. And if you are going to use Spanish imbecile go all the way and use “es” instead of “is”.

        I know education is not a priority with your kind though, you know trying to fuck your sister or your mom takes a lot of time out of your day.

      • Archie Leach

        Geez “El Jefe”: you just wasted a bunch of logical and rationale reasoning for nothing.

      • rican

        Jefe, mamame la pinga y traga leche.

  34. STFU Bristol. Who even asks this stupid woman any questions. The very definition of hypocrite. Just cut the bullshit, do the porn, Playboy shoot or sex tape that we know is inevitably coming and keep your stupid opinions to yourself.

  35. cc

    ‘Hey, everyone should be more like me…poorly educated (in both the formal and informal sense of the word), pregnant out of wedlock at a young age, no real career ambitions save for being a reality whore. Don’t be like those gay people though.’

  36. kimmykimkim

    “…it would’ve been helpful for him to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that’s not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage…” That’s right, Bristol! I mean, change? After thousands of years?! That’s just preposterous! I mean, look at how well those Muslim extremists are doing! And they haven’t changed in thousands of years either! They so have the right idea! And boy aren’t they a happy and thriving bunch?

    Dumb bitch doesn’t even realize that if there had been no changes in “thousands” of years, she wouldn’t even have to the right to open her ignorant mouth. You know, because she has a vagina. And she probably would’ve been stoned to death just for being an unwed mother and her baby would’ve been fed to a pack of wolves or some shit. Dumbass bitch.

    • Archie Leach

      You goddamned fucking right: the bible – which I’ve never read and know nothing about as I’m devil-worshipper – has something in it that damns bastard-mothers to be stoned to death….. I think…..

      • cc

        Indeed it does Archie

        Deuteronomy

        22.20 But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel, (unmarried women)
        22.21 then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father’s house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die…

        Bad news for Bristol…

  37. Dixy

    You’ve got to love Redneck freaks like this. They entertain us with their ridiculous rhetoric, but probably couldn’t spell it.

  38. siliconefree

    Uh, yeah, I am going to take the advice of a fat whore.

  39. Kumbayamydick

    You’re all a bunch of liberal morons blinded by your hypocrisy. You promote and preach the understanding and acceptance of the moral equivalency, but to be valid it must fall within your definition of what is acceptable. When it doesn’t your default response is to insult with hate and/or rage.

    • dooood

      you might have a point if you were talking about one
      specific person or another. to broadstroke an entire group of people, most of whom you’ve never met and clearly don’t understand is extremely divisive and a perfect example of ignorance.
      kudos

      • Kumbayamydick

        Let me put it this way – As a liberal, do you respect my point of view that the definition of marriage should not be changed?

    • dooood

      ib·er·al/ˈlib(ə)rəl/
      Adjective:
      Open to new behavior or opinions and willing to discard traditional values.

      not until very recently was the word used as a noun and subsequently a slur.

      i detest politics as much as the next guy but last i checked it was better to be open minded than to be hateful, fearful and ignorant.

      also, let’s not forget that many people who are masquerading as ‘conservatives’ aren’t the least bit conservative.

      • Archie Leach

        Yes the correct term for pseudo-conservative is “rightwing reactionary shit-for-brains”.

        There fixed it.

      • rican

        Well, from all your other posts I see you’re definitely hateful. We all know hate comes from fear. And calling people who don’t agree with you ignorant pretty much voids your claim to be open to other opinions. You are indeed what you claim you are not, so that makes you a fucking moron. I’m not a liberal, so I don’t run into conflict calling you that.

    • Amanda

      Ha Ha….. I find the comment funny coming from a group that called a woman a SLUT because she was fighting for goverment funded birth control. Ok Mr. Open Minded.

  40. Brandt

    Like mother, like daughter. Bristol is selling herself in any form or fashion just like Sarah, to make that money. Talk about some successful capitalists- all body and no brains. See how far they’re willing to go for the cash at http://dregstudiosart.blogspot.com/2011/06/ecstasy-of-sarah-palin_15.html

  41. dooood

    anyone else remember that this only became a national issue after captain stupid george w bush brought it up deliberately to distract everyone from all the corruption in his administration as well as a completely stupid war that never should’ve happened.

    besides all that, marriage is a 100% bullshit institution that all females are programed to be obsessed over from the age of 0.
    (JLH i’m lookin at you… everyday…. while i fap myself silly)

    equal rights and justice for all. i’m all for that.
    i don’t really care if they decide to give those benefits to everyone or to nobody at all.

    marriage might sound beautiful and wholesome but there is something about it that is controlling, possessive and dangerous.
    as if this person now belongs to you and is your property for the rest of your life.
    if two people actually love each other, and truly want to be together, let them be together as long as they want. it is nobody else’s business. especially not the government.

    • pfk

      It’s funny you should accuse George W. of doing what liberals are now doing and have always done. Progressives are the ones who put human beings into non-human groups and use them to play the victim card as both a distraction from their freedom-snuffing policies and a way to push more freedom-killing shit onto the rest of us. It’s a divide and conquer tactic and gays have been (unsuccessfully) used to make the average citizen (who’s house is now worth half what it was 3 1/2 years ago and who lost a great job and who’s savings have been degraded by 1/3 because of the deterioration of the U.S. dollar’s worth and who’s adult kids have come back home to live loaded in student loan debt because they can’t find a job out of college) think all conservatives are bigoted, bullying homophobes while all liberals are tolerant (lol), loving (lol) humanitarians (lol). Now it has come back to bite Obama in the ass.

      You might like to know that the lefty leaders and pushers of commie utopia view gay rights merely as one of the many ways society can be broken down, and guess who will be there to rebuild (and rule) that society in their own narcissistic image? Obummer was for gay marriage in his ACORN community agitator days and against it ever after. After all, can you picture the Rev. Wright giving sermons on gay victimhood? No, he gives sermons on his victimhood, and he makes a pretty penny doing it, too. How about the 911 plotters Obummer finds so dear, or the Fort Hood shooter who was allowed to reach the heights of terrorist orgasm because of political correctness (and who this administration has taken great pains to ensure the coddling treatment of)? Are they for gay rights? At least Bush was for civil unions. The Democrats had majorities in the House and Senate since Jan. 2007 and super majorities in both Houses along with the WH from Jan. 2009 until Jan. 2011. They still control the Senate and WH. Ask yourself why they didn’t do anything for gay rights then.

    • pfk

      Oh, and please list in detail all the corruption in the Bush administration. Then I will follow suit with the empty suit in the WH, along with the ones that head the DOJ, the DHS, the ATF, the EPA, the DOE, the Labor Board, insider-trading nancy pelosi, etc, etc. If you want, I can even educate you on what caused the mortgage meltdown that has allowed us all to share the wonderful experience of living in our current national nightmare. barney frank and chris dodd are names that will come up a lot in that little lesson, all in the name of helping the poor while enriching themselves and their buddies of course. Those wonderful, good-hearted liberals!

  42. Norm S. Boner

    She looks like a female version of Quagmire

  43. anonym

    Seriously, reading these comments here, I noticed that people say “seriously” too much.

  44. who is this bitch to tell other people how to live? stupid fat whore.

    • libtardsareidiots

      you are stupid you are a idiot you are dumb you suck you smell you eat dogs you are ignorant

      • Archie Leach

        Great reply.

        Best . I’ve . Ever . Seen…… for someone with the intellectual development of a 14 year-old adolescent.

  45. libtardsareidiots

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah you people are sooooooooooooooooooo stupiddddddddddddddddddddd

  46. Nature Boy

    Bristol’s actually a pretty cute girl, so I can understand the hatred she gets from the White Male Liberal Virgin crowd who think that way because they’ve curled themselves up into a ball convincing themselves that if a woman is attractive, she MUST be a liberal, and thus they have to be liberal too so one day they can finally score because they think a hot free spirit hippie chick will relate to them (but most likely not), thus explaining the hate sex / rape obsession they have with other attractive conservative women like Anne Coulter, Michelle Malkin, etc.

    • Archie Leach

      ann coulter? Dude, your ideological blinders are REALLY doing exactly that: BLINDING YOU.

      • Nature Boy

        Fraid not, chief. I see more clearly than most. The White Liberal Male Virgins like to project their rage on an attractive, 20 year old girl for being conservative because it shatters their preconceived notions of hot chicks being liberal which is the only reason they posture about claiming they’re liberal, even as it kills their masculinity acting that way and turns women off except for the odd mercy fuck, unless of course you’re a trust fund baby born into money because liberal chicks get really turned on by dollars. Coulter not your cup of tea? How about Kimberly Guifoyle or Christine O’Donnell? Yummy. Truth is, I guarantee in twenty years Bristol’s pussy will be way tighter than Megan Fox’s. Bank on it.

      • Archie Leach

        “nature BOY”: “The White Liberal Male Virgins like to project their rage on an attractive, 20 year old girl for being conservative because it shatters their preconceived notions of hot chicks being liberal”

      • Archie Leach

        nature BOY: when I was the “male virgin” I just wanted to GET SOME “attractive 20 year old girl….”!

        nature BOY: maybe YOU’ve been denying your “nature” TOO LONG!!

      • Nature Boy

        Let me throw out a wild guess here, son, and say that I most likely have more lady friends (liberal and conservative) than you do, so I know what I’m talking about. Things would be a lot better in this day and age if men would just be men and stop pretending to be soft, sensitive, and liberal because they think they’e impressing the girls, because the truth is they see right through that, and that’s why we’ve seen the rise of the Gay BFF instead. When it comes to sex, women want a man, and when they settle for less, more than likely they end up with someone they can talk to but wind up woefully unsatisfied in the bedroom. My so-called “nature” is straight up straight, no bullshit, and it’s amazing the way the opposite sex responds to that. Thus why we have so many White Male Liberal Virgins, poor lost little guys who wonder why they always lose their girls to a conservative man. Continue your babyish taunts if you like, everyone knows the truth now.

      • It is an immutable law that any man who, without irony, uses the phrase “lady friends” does not have any.

        While not an immutable law there is a high probability that any man describing his “nature” as “straight up straight, no bullshit” is not someone you should leave alone with your children, grandparents or any vulnerable person. Probably best not to eat or drink anything such a person offers you, either, or turn your back on them in a private place.

        Oh, and never help them put a sofa in their van, even if they tell you they have a broken arm.

      • Archie Leach

        Whoa! Someone bragging about their virility on the internet……. MAN I’VE NEVER SEEN THAT!

    • Burt

      Ironically, it’s the conservative media that’s giving these women a soapbox to stand on.

    • GetOverYourself

      Michelle Malkin looks like a Vietnamese transvestite, if you’re into that sort of thing. Even if you were, she is so fucking shrill you would have to be a deaf man with low self esteem to date her. As far as Coulter is concerned, below the neck she looks like a holocaust victim. You sure have shitty taste in women.

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    A 20 year old with a memoir. Fantastic.

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    she’s living is SIN… stone her!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    fat chicks suck a mean dick, don’t let anyone ever tell you different haha!

  50. pfk

    So Fish, prove the Palins are keeping Levi away from “his son just for spite”. Court documents, quotes, letters, witnesses, the works. It’s like “Levi” (quotes because you actually addressed this fame-whoring whore with respect) never accused the Palins of this shit before when he was slutting around Hollywood and then admitted on national TV that he lied about them. Not only did he admit it, he seemed sincerely and genuinely remorseful for it and also seemed self aware enough to realize and regret allowing himself to be used in order to provide ammunition against Sara Palin and the mother of his child (17 years-old at the time, wasn’t she?) to people like you. In his recent “book” I believe the most disparaging thing he had to say about Sara Palin was that she was in her robe all the time. So prove it, prove it, prove it.

    • William

      Why shouldn’t we treat Levi with as much respect as Bristol Palin? It takes two to tango, and Bristol is fame-whoring just as much as Levi. Sarah Palin attacked a seventeen year old. Why is that okay with you? http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2009/04/06/palin-spokeswoman-attacks-levi-johnstons-lies/

      • pfk

        Are you an idiot? You linked me to an article that was written 1,130 days ago. That means the interview he gave on “Tyra Banks” happened before the interview he gave where he admitted his lies and expressed remorse for them. And while the article may have had the word “attack” in its heading (CNN, lol. Does anyone watch that lying “news” channel anymore?), the Palin spokeswoman was just publicly stating what Levi later admitted. What about any of that was an attack by Palin on a 17 year-old? He mentioned newspapers and news with untrue things written about him, but who says those had anything to do with Palin (or that any of it was untrue, for that matter)? He sure didn’t mention being slandered by any of the Palins when he was very shamefacedly looking at his Playgirl spread and speaking as if he missed them and knew he had fucked-up. As far as his statement that Palin “doesn’t want me around, I DON’T THINK”, that just tells me he wasn’t kept from his son. Oh, and did he and his mother ever actually bother to go to court to get “50% custody of the child”? I don’t think he had much time what with all his new Hollywood friends. He was so busy he didn’t even have time to send child-support checks to his son (who was with his mother in Alaska at the time. You know, the fame-whoring single teenaged mom who was working in a dentist’s office trying to support her kid before DWTS called?)

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