Bristol Palin Married That Dude She Probably Cheated On

#WhatWouldJesusShill

Despite a paper trail that looks a hell of a lot like Bristol Palin cheated on Dakota Meyer to the point where it was a toss-up over who put a second child out of wedlock into the Candies Abstinence Ambassador (and still is in my book), the two crazy idiots got married anyway because fuck it, right? Entertainment Tonight reports/paid for the exclusive:

“Life is full of ups and downs but in the end, you’ll end up where you’re supposed to be,” Palin and Meyer told ET. “We are so happy to share with loved ones the wonderful news that we got married!”
“Hard work and God’s grace are the foundation of our new life together, and with the love and support of our family we know we can get through anything,” they added.

The two later shared the news on Facebook in a photo that’s going to look super adorbs when they have their first domestic dispute call. #Blessed #RealMarriage #GetDownWithLeviticusGays #WaitIsntKarmaBuddhism #OhShit

On one hand, we know that everything happens for a reason, and there are no mistakes or coincidences. On the other hand,…

Posted by Dakota Meyer on Tuesday, June 7, 2016

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