Brigitte Nielsen’s Still Got it? And Other News

June 30th, 2011 // 61 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Gwyneth Paltrow believes waterboarding relieves stress. [Huffington Post]

- But nobody really cares what crap falls out of her mouth when she’s wearing this. [TooFab]

- RuPaul to Countess LuAnn de Lesseps: “Seriously, you aren’t even gonna try to hide that dong?” [Dlisted]

- Justin Timberlake is buying MySpace. No, really. [Lainey Gossip]

- Harrison Ford used the words “fucking idiot” near the words “Shia LaBeouf.” [FilmDrunk]

- Wanna see Miley Cyrus‘ nipple on Twitter? [Hollywood Tuna]

- No? How bout Kirsten Dunst‘s vagina? [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Working can suck sometimes. [theCHIVE]

- But being Julia Roberts‘ sister sucks all the time. [Celebslam]

- Jada Pinkett-Smith put her rockstar dreams on hold for her family. Wait, what? [Bossip]

- Kate Upton ‘trying everything’ in a bikini. [Popoholic]

- Lonely Island will kill you. [Heavy]

- Ashton Kutcher really hates prostitutes. [BuzzFeed]

- 4th of July Survival Guide which is useful especially if you’re shooting bottle rockets up someone’s ass. [Maxim]

- 25 Skimpiest Fan Outfits in Sports that you’ll act like you didn’t notice until your wife points them out in disgust and you shake your head and say “What a whore.” (Theoretically speaking, of course.) [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Snark

    The sad part is that she’s had a lot of surgical procedures to look like that too!!

  2. Urbanspaceman

    She looks like P!nk in 2031.

  3. Lola

    She’s batshit crazy but Gitte is one of my favorites. She is Danish and very fair. Between the sun damage, alcohol abuse and heavy smoking her skin is shot. I still love her tho, and she was beautiful when she was younger.

  4. Brigitte Nielsen
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought she was in her mid to late sixties so I looked up her age. Brigitte is actually 47 but looks 70. Makes me wonder what she will look like when she’s really 70.

  5. Brigitte Nielsen
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s what happens when you’ve been married to Sylvester Stallone…

  6. Brigitte Nielsen
    Commented on this photo:

    What a beautiful 75 year old.

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