When you’re an international star of stage and screen like Brigitte Nielsen, you’re afforded a life of glitz and glamour that most of us can only dream about. So naturally here she is knocking back a flask of smooth, cheap, affordable Popov vodka while literally rolling around a public park in broad daylight. It’s like a deleted scene from Cinderella if Cinderella made Ivan Drago pleasure a robot before getting into bed with her. “You vill vreak this robot before you ever vreak this vagina- Vait, is that Popov vodka? I have, how you say, change of mind.”
EDIT: So I was going to use “No Easy Way Out” (below), except it didn’t have the robot. But why deny you all this awesome on a technicality? I’m not that big of a dick.
Photos: Fame/Flynet
In a strange way, she is Grigori’s kind of woman.
A bit off-topic, but what the hell. It’s been 50 years and one day since Marilyn Monroe died, and Lindsay Lohan is still alive? Right? That’s 5,000 gold roubles Grigori owes me, and I got it in writing this time! He can’t weasel out of this this, not this time.
It’s like that infamous bigfoot sighting film clip were he’s walking away from the camera into the forest
I get you now you wascally wabbit…
That was my reaction to seeing Jessica Simpson get out of that SUV.
Look at the size of those FEET…..holy balls!
Mein gott, it is old Flav spooge ! !
Holy Shit Batman !
She’s YOUNGER than me !
Evils of smoking and too much sun on the skin………damm
Don’t forget the alcohol and drug abuse.
“i know i left my dignity around here somewhere…”
That’s really sad actually.
Hollywood tease you, hollywood crush you…
Thank God I quit. I dont know how I got so lucky. I was about 10 years away from this.
same here. This is sad, not funny.
There is nothing funny about it, idiots…. Poor woman….
Courtney Stodden- This is your future.
Hopefully you will stop criticizing Madonna for her looks. Madonna is 5 years older than this piece of shite.
Just another old white lady with big fake tits and a substance abuse problem here in L.A., the other ones just hide it better.
bad acting performance .. she’s faking
Nothing funny about these photos. That’s the real deal for an alcoholic who can’t recover.
cant argue with you there… thats for sure.
Sadly, her alcohol is likely the result of depression from no longer being a star.
Delicious Scope!
Holy crap, she better be careful no ants crawl up that shit.
Get her some B vitamins STAT. We all get old bridgette neilsen; get over it. This is what happens when all your self-esteem comes from your looks. sad acutally
She looks like a linebacker for the Vikings.
My question is this: Why in the fuck did anyone ever think this asshole wouldn’t do these things?! He’s an Austrian body builder on steroids with no acting talent- I’m sure he won’t do anything douchey or cheat on his wife! Let’s make him governor!
God, we are so stupid.
The devil always collects in the end…
Public intoxication – vomiting in a park. What a sad and utterly vile life. This woman is mother to four kids. I feel pity for her. Sorry; I just do.
She is nothing but a tramp and whore.Stallone was married for years with children and when she was in Rocky movie she sent a nude pix of herself to hom and asked how would he like some of this.What a classless bitch.But he found out what she was and got rid of her fast.
She is nothing but a whore and tramp.Met Stallone during rocky,sent him a nude photo of herself and asked him if he would like a piece of this.Classless,whore,tramp.He threw her out shortly after she tried to rape him financially.Men are so stupid!