Brigitte Nielsen Has Life By The Balls

August 6th, 2012 // 93 Comments

When you’re an international star of stage and screen like Brigitte Nielsen, you’re afforded a life of glitz and glamour that most of us can only dream about. So naturally here she is knocking back a flask of smooth, cheap, affordable Popov vodka while literally rolling around a public park in broad daylight. It’s like a deleted scene from Cinderella if Cinderella made Ivan Drago pleasure a robot before getting into bed with her. “You vill vreak this robot before you ever vreak this vagina- Vait, is that Popov vodka? I have, how you say, change of mind.”

EDIT: So I was going to use “No Easy Way Out” (below), except it didn’t have the robot. But why deny you all this awesome on a technicality? I’m not that big of a dick.

Photos: Fame/Flynet

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  1. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    In a strange way, she is Grigori’s kind of woman.

    A bit off-topic, but what the hell. It’s been 50 years and one day since Marilyn Monroe died, and Lindsay Lohan is still alive? Right? That’s 5,000 gold roubles Grigori owes me, and I got it in writing this time! He can’t weasel out of this this, not this time.

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    ss109
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    It’s like that infamous bigfoot sighting film clip were he’s walking away from the camera into the forest

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    Mike Walker
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    I get you now you wascally wabbit…

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    That was my reaction to seeing Jessica Simpson get out of that SUV.

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    Quasi
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    Look at the size of those FEET…..holy balls!

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    Dick Righteous
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    Mein gott, it is old Flav spooge ! !

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    Dick Righteous
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    Holy Shit Batman !
    She’s YOUNGER than me !
    Evils of smoking and too much sun on the skin………damm

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    hijkmno
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    “i know i left my dignity around here somewhere…”

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    hH
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    That’s really sad actually.

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    amstard
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    Hollywood tease you, hollywood crush you…

  11. BSname

    Thank God I quit. I dont know how I got so lucky. I was about 10 years away from this.

  12. XYZ

    There is nothing funny about it, idiots…. Poor woman….

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    geee
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    Courtney Stodden- This is your future.

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    BB NONO
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    Hopefully you will stop criticizing Madonna for her looks. Madonna is 5 years older than this piece of shite.

  15. Just another old white lady with big fake tits and a substance abuse problem here in L.A., the other ones just hide it better.

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    name
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    bad acting performance .. she’s faking

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    Glassman
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    Nothing funny about these photos. That’s the real deal for an alcoholic who can’t recover.

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    Hank E. Ring
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    Sadly, her alcohol is likely the result of depression from no longer being a star.

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    Hank E. Ring
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    Delicious Scope!

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    peono
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    Holy crap, she better be careful no ants crawl up that shit.

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    jojo
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    Get her some B vitamins STAT. We all get old bridgette neilsen; get over it. This is what happens when all your self-esteem comes from your looks. sad acutally

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    Roseanne Barr
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    She looks like a linebacker for the Vikings.

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    XGL
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    My question is this: Why in the fuck did anyone ever think this asshole wouldn’t do these things?! He’s an Austrian body builder on steroids with no acting talent- I’m sure he won’t do anything douchey or cheat on his wife! Let’s make him governor!

    God, we are so stupid.

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    amir
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    The devil always collects in the end…

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    showmeonthedollywherethebadmantouchedyou
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    Public intoxication – vomiting in a park. What a sad and utterly vile life. This woman is mother to four kids. I feel pity for her. Sorry; I just do.

  26. Eve

    She is nothing but a tramp and whore.Stallone was married for years with children and when she was in Rocky movie she sent a nude pix of herself to hom and asked how would he like some of this.What a classless bitch.But he found out what she was and got rid of her fast.

  27. She is nothing but a whore and tramp.Met Stallone during rocky,sent him a nude photo of herself and asked him if he would like a piece of this.Classless,whore,tramp.He threw her out shortly after she tried to rape him financially.Men are so stupid!

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    LisaHM
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    The maid is better looking than Maria.

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