When you’re an international star of stage and screen like Brigitte Nielsen, you’re afforded a life of glitz and glamour that most of us can only dream about. So naturally here she is knocking back a flask of smooth, cheap, affordable Popov vodka while literally rolling around a public park in broad daylight. It’s like a deleted scene from Cinderella if Cinderella made Ivan Drago pleasure a robot before getting into bed with her. “You vill vreak this robot before you ever vreak this vagina- Vait, is that Popov vodka? I have, how you say, change of mind.”
EDIT: So I was going to use “No Easy Way Out” (below), except it didn’t have the robot. But why deny you all this awesome on a technicality? I’m not that big of a dick.
Photos: Fame/Flynet
another Dr. Drew success story.
can’t blame dr drew– addicts often fall “off the wagon” over and over again before (or if ever) they finally bottom out. spending 21 days in a detox (ala “Celeb Rehab”) is only the first step of a LIFELONG commitment to being sober; a commitment that Brigitte (painfully) obviously has not made. i feel bad for her but only she can change her situation, not dr drew…
i wasn’t. i think he’s a total douche nozzle and the whole premise of the show is absurd.
Sorry – rehab in front of a camera isn’t rehab – it’s just another sad reality money maker. Celeb Rehab strikes me to about about as genuine as a Kardashian.
Wow. Sad,man….
I’ll cheerfully make jokes about it but, yes, it is genuinely sad to see this.
Had to google. Her body confuses the hell out of me.
now all of America knows what’s up when it comes to spit or swallow….FLAVOR FLAV!!!
Stay classy.
Remember when she was kind of hot?
Yeah, the 80s were great…
I’m thinking you might have a shot now…
lol
I’m glad to see Richard Dean Anderson is shedding those extra pounds.
At least she has pants on… Lord knows that mess would look like an angry baboons ass by now….
UNLIKE happy baboons, whose asses are muy enticing.
poor girl.
I agree…this just makes me sad. My mom was an alcoholic and the expressions on BN’s face are too familiar to be in any way funny.
That’s not Brigitte Nielsen. It’s Gary Busey with breast implants, taking his mini-bar for a walk.
THIS! Goddamn, that was funny
Stills from the upcoming “I’m a Celebrity … Arrest Me for Public Intoxication”.
The price of fame – ladies and gentlemen, Its sad – but thats the price of fame, Used, alone, addicted, exploited, sleep deprived, and just waiting to die.
Um, I’m not famous, and that still sounds pretty familiar.
“I wish Hasselhoff would hurry up with those burgers, I’m famished.”
“I think that’s checkate Hasselfoff!”
At lease she took the time to color cordinate her outfit.
Atleast I didnt’ take time to proof read my shit!
she’s got morning wood.
“Brigitte’s not a bottomed-out drunk; she’s just European!”
Yes, I actually watched her season on the “Surreal Life”. If you admit to having watched it, you’ll get that line.
Always disappointing when you find out they are a spitter.
Well, at least they didn’t snap her picture when she squatted down and took a whizz in those bushes. Come to think of it, who’d have the stomach for it?
She looks great.
All crap jokes about quasi celebs aside, this is really sad.
This brings back memories of a particularly disastrous grad ceremony (FYI, I wasn’t the drunk for a change).
I still wouldn’t give her no damned spare change!
Thank goodness there isn’t a nipslip here.
That is about a thousand kinds of sad.
I wish this was instead video, so we could watch her slurp that lougee back up again.
Her tits are so good looking even she got an erection.
Someone’s had a mouthful of The Flavor of Love
Police Academies are the only movies I remember her in, I think
Flavor-Flavvvvvvv
dude she is GNAR
I can faintly hear Dr. Drews voice over narration now.
If she really is back on the sauce, that’s tragic. And to sit there and take photos of it, apparently for selling them to a tabloid for the purpose of gleefully commenting on the poor woman, is somewhat sickening.
Alcoholics feed on sympathy. Feel bad for the ppl trying to enjoy a little free time at the park with their kids rather than drunks pissing and barfing on everything, leaving their bottles, litter and broken glass everywhere. They do not respect you.
Go figure. I always thought she was a “swallow” type of slut.
The 2012 Alcoholics Anonymous poster.
If she didn’t have the giant stripper bolt-ons, she look like any other homeless person.
“whatdaya want … ZZZZzzzzzzzzzz”
“and this is where I do my business when I’m , you know , indisposed “
If this is what having life by the balls looks like she had better ease up on the grip.
Gollum’s undercover.
Good thing the wind isn’t blowing !
“Just one little sip for Mama”
“and another little sip for Mama”
“Hmmmm , Maybe I should write a book about drinkin ‘ in the park “
“that’s not vodka ! These little bottles and my double vision make it hard to tell sometimes”
Some guys used to fight over her . Now , they fight to get away
“I see clouds … That one looks like a marshmellow, and that one looks like a big bottle of Grey Goose, and that one looks like a baby bottle of Grey Goose, and …..
There isn’t enough vodka in the world to get that Flavor Flav out of her mouth.
“whatdiya lookin’ at ? You aint getting no of this or this ! Geez “
“hundred bottles of beer … you fucking take one down , some fucking bottles of beer on the wall…”