Bridget Powers flashes a boob thus honoring the proud tradition of midget porn stardom

June 30th, 2008 // 83 Comments

I really don’t know what to say about these pics of porn star Bridget the Midget’s flashing a boob this weekend. Mostly because I’m disappointed a unicorn didn’t fly out of her cleavage like these doodles I made on my Trapper Keeper. Although, technically, I believe Bridget’s obligated to at least shoot gold coins out of her nipple, if my interpretation of midget law isn’t mistaken. Which it could be because they write so. Damn. Small.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW version including one of Bridget’s tattoo of a dollar bill that’s cleverly replaced George Washington with, well, here’s a hint: that’s not a flower.

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  1. Jones

    So this is Nereida Gallardo again, right?

  2. you

    frist?

  3. hmm

    do midgets wear kids clothing?

  4. Kim Lardassian

    Well mmmm I suppose midgets should have the same rights to be tasteless and vulgar (and covered in ugly tattoos.)

  5. Mom! Oh my god…I’ve never been so embarrassed.

  6. Lola

    She looks like a midget version of Amy Winehouse no?

  7. The pussy-dollar bill tat is priceless – if you are a whore (which she is so I have no problem with it).

    Oh, #2 – don’t be a douche

  8. Leila

    Oh.. That’s adorable. Mini Me’s wife.

  9. MissKitty

    Mini-Winehouse

  10. mar.mar

    HOLY CLITS whats going on?

  11. yummy

    I would so bang the sh*t out of her…shes so hot

  12. jess

    i’m so confused

  13. teeny tiny

    #7 She’s not a whore, she’s a porn star. Not all sex workers are whores, just like not all johns are assholes. Unlike you, you seem to be an asshole in your copious free time. You might consider turning pro.

  14. Finally! Now THIS girl would think I have a big cock.

  15. Gladheateher

    gdamn…she has big boobs for a midget!

  16. parti

    i`d tap that and she`d love it.lol

  17. #13 – she is a whore and a porn star. she works at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch. So, before you start calling people names you might want to check your facts first douche bag.

  18. Deacon Jones

    @14

    Hey now!

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  20. It’s called having HBO you dumbass (#19 troll douche bag). But yes, I would bang the shit out of this little midget. Though, I hear they like being called “little people” when they are doing anal.

  21. beastman AIDS

    is it wrong to be slightly aroused right now?

  22. Kim Lardassian

    Any porn star is a WHORE. Anyone who sells themselves sexually for money is a whore.

  23. bob

    #13 sells her ass for crack, does that make her a whore too?

  24. nipolian

    Not to be an asshole….but it is Moonlite not Moonlight…..just checked the spelling on my punchcard.

  25. Marie

    What I find a odd is her name. If your kid is a midget, why call her anything that sounds like it? Bridget the Midget. Sounds a bit cruel to me…

  26. Thanks #24, I appreciate the correction. LOL

  27. I love the “late night documentaries” on H {fap fap fap} B {fap fap fap} O-O-Ohhhhhhh {fap fap fap FAP FAP FAP FAP FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP!!!!!}.

    I got myself a bit sticky just thinking about it. Plus, I love starting off the day by rubbing one out to the Babe of the Day on my web site. I’m living the life, man – sports, fantasy sports, and fantasy girls to splatter (what other use do women have?). I just wish they’d invent a monitor with wiper blades.

  28. nipolian

    #25 – Her real name is Cheryl Murphy but when she broke into the “biz”…….she only had two options………Bridget or Gidget.

  29. Harry Ballzack

    Awwww …. Now ain’t that just plain cute ?

  30. twzzlrgirl

    Ha! I love how below the pictures there is a button that says “Full Size+” Like we could make Bridget the Midget bigger just with a click of the mouse.

    That sentence I just wrote sounds extremely obscene.

    Twizz

  31. Maybe she should hook up with mini me, and i just love those tattoos on those litte arms.

  32. Deacon Jones

    @27
    LOL. Holy shit, two good posts by trolls in the same thread today, nice work

  33. Dura

    Hey #11, right there with ya. I’d hit that.
    Mostly out of curiosity of what it would be like to bang a midget.

  34. Evil

    Me too #11 & #33!

  35. Do we really need this?

  36. Jordan Catalano

    Oh HELL yes I’d bang the bejesus out of that lil’ ‘whoo-errr.” She’s like having a “Fleshlight” that’s actually real. Talk about pocket pussy (rimshot!).

  37. Lana

    She’s cute. But too many tattoos and not very classy.

  38. Billary Clinton

    I must be a sick f**k because, aside from the tattoos she looks kinda hot.
    She could sit on my lap and ride me while I’m at my desk “working”

  39. Jay

    Pretty face. Nice smile

  40. Sebastien

    Is it wrong that I laughed at the button beneath the picture on top that says “Full Size +” ?

    I know, I know…. I’m going to hell. Gotcha

  41. La Toya Jackson

    Wow she’s really hot for a midget! It’s like her whole top 1/2 is normal and then the midget bottom half.

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  43. woodhorse

    Isn’t she supposed to be at Paris’ birthday party? A parade with only goats is not that festive.

    LOLOLOLOLOL #19

  44. I just feel sorry for her.

    Cisco Adler’s balls are longer than her arm.

  45. shankyouverymuch

    ~Sad, sad, sad, girl … she should have used her money to fix the Grand Canyon sized gap between her two front teeth, & just left those DISGUSTING gross tats ALONE!!!

    She actually has a really pretty face. She must have been so tight, that is, before the all the massive whoring pussy-pounding took place, now? … Sad, sad, sad girl.

  46. Hamper Lint

    I liked her until I saw the brown clogs …

  47. britney's weave

    i can’t even bring myself to look at the uncensored pics. i just can’t do it.

  48. I had a smart ass remark all ready to write on here…but then I pictured tossing Bridget around the room and off the walls and that made me have to rub one out first…so now I forgot what I was going to write!

    I HATE when that happens!!!!

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  49. Ted

    NIPPLE FUCK!!!!!!!!

  50. Kate

    Whore
    -noun 1. a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for money; prostitute; harlot; strumpet

    A porn star has sex for money. They make sex tapes for money. That makes them a whore. So #13 don’t try to pretend that porn stars aren’t whores. They’re the very definition of whore. There’s nothing malicious behind that ethier, they are what they are and thats a whore. You can’t define “asshole” but you can define “whore”, as it isn’t subjective. So whatever

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