I really don’t know what to say about these pics of porn star Bridget the Midget’s flashing a boob this weekend. Mostly because I’m disappointed a unicorn didn’t fly out of her cleavage like these doodles I made on my Trapper Keeper. Although, technically, I believe Bridget’s obligated to at least shoot gold coins out of her nipple, if my interpretation of midget law isn’t mistaken. Which it could be because they write so. Damn. Small.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW version including one of Bridget’s tattoo of a dollar bill that’s cleverly replaced George Washington with, well, here’s a hint: that’s not a flower.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Jones | June 30, 2008 at 5:26 pm
So this is Nereida Gallardo again, right?
you | June 30, 2008 at 5:26 pm
frist?
hmm | June 30, 2008 at 5:29 pm
do midgets wear kids clothing?
Kim Lardassian | June 30, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Well mmmm I suppose midgets should have the same rights to be tasteless and vulgar (and covered in ugly tattoos.)
sportsdvl | June 30, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Mom! Oh my god…I’ve never been so embarrassed.
Lola | June 30, 2008 at 5:34 pm
She looks like a midget version of Amy Winehouse no?
sportsdvl | June 30, 2008 at 5:35 pm
The pussy-dollar bill tat is priceless – if you are a whore (which she is so I have no problem with it).
Oh, #2 – don’t be a douche
Leila | June 30, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Oh.. That’s adorable. Mini Me’s wife.
MissKitty | June 30, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Mini-Winehouse
mar.mar | June 30, 2008 at 5:39 pm
HOLY CLITS whats going on?
yummy | June 30, 2008 at 5:41 pm
I would so bang the sh*t out of her…shes so hot
jess | June 30, 2008 at 5:44 pm
i’m so confused
teeny tiny | June 30, 2008 at 5:45 pm
#7 She’s not a whore, she’s a porn star. Not all sex workers are whores, just like not all johns are assholes. Unlike you, you seem to be an asshole in your copious free time. You might consider turning pro.
Jimbo | June 30, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Finally! Now THIS girl would think I have a big cock.
Gladheateher | June 30, 2008 at 5:46 pm
gdamn…she has big boobs for a midget!
parti | June 30, 2008 at 5:55 pm
i`d tap that and she`d love it.lol
sportsdvl | June 30, 2008 at 5:56 pm
#13 – she is a whore and a porn star. she works at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch. So, before you start calling people names you might want to check your facts first douche bag.
Deacon Jones | June 30, 2008 at 6:06 pm
@14
Hey now!
sportsdvl | June 30, 2008 at 6:07 pm
She’s in porn {fap fap fap} and ALSO {fap fap} she works at the {fap fap} Moonlight Bunny Ranch {fap fap fap FAP FAP FAP}. How do I know {fap fap fap}? None {fap} of {fap} your {fap} business {fap fap fap}.
sportsdvl | June 30, 2008 at 6:09 pm
It’s called having HBO you dumbass (#19 troll douche bag). But yes, I would bang the shit out of this little midget. Though, I hear they like being called “little people” when they are doing anal.
beastman AIDS | June 30, 2008 at 6:10 pm
is it wrong to be slightly aroused right now?
Kim Lardassian | June 30, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Any porn star is a WHORE. Anyone who sells themselves sexually for money is a whore.
bob | June 30, 2008 at 6:12 pm
#13 sells her ass for crack, does that make her a whore too?
nipolian | June 30, 2008 at 6:14 pm
Not to be an asshole….but it is Moonlite not Moonlight…..just checked the spelling on my punchcard.
Marie | June 30, 2008 at 6:15 pm
What I find a odd is her name. If your kid is a midget, why call her anything that sounds like it? Bridget the Midget. Sounds a bit cruel to me…
Trey | June 30, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Thanks #24, I appreciate the correction. LOL
sportdvl | June 30, 2008 at 6:19 pm
I love the “late night documentaries” on H {fap fap fap} B {fap fap fap} O-O-Ohhhhhhh {fap fap fap FAP FAP FAP FAP FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP!!!!!}.
I got myself a bit sticky just thinking about it. Plus, I love starting off the day by rubbing one out to the Babe of the Day on my web site. I’m living the life, man – sports, fantasy sports, and fantasy girls to splatter (what other use do women have?). I just wish they’d invent a monitor with wiper blades.
nipolian | June 30, 2008 at 6:20 pm
#25 – Her real name is Cheryl Murphy but when she broke into the “biz”…….she only had two options………Bridget or Gidget.
Harry Ballzack | June 30, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Awwww …. Now ain’t that just plain cute ?
twzzlrgirl | June 30, 2008 at 6:22 pm
Ha! I love how below the pictures there is a button that says “Full Size+” Like we could make Bridget the Midget bigger just with a click of the mouse.
That sentence I just wrote sounds extremely obscene.
Twizz
johnny | June 30, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Maybe she should hook up with mini me, and i just love those tattoos on those litte arms.
Deacon Jones | June 30, 2008 at 6:26 pm
@27
LOL. Holy shit, two good posts by trolls in the same thread today, nice work
Dura | June 30, 2008 at 6:27 pm
Hey #11, right there with ya. I’d hit that.
Mostly out of curiosity of what it would be like to bang a midget.
Evil | June 30, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Me too #11 & #33!
Giggles | June 30, 2008 at 7:03 pm
Do we really need this?
Jordan Catalano | June 30, 2008 at 7:08 pm
Oh HELL yes I’d bang the bejesus out of that lil’ ‘whoo-errr.” She’s like having a “Fleshlight” that’s actually real. Talk about pocket pussy (rimshot!).
Lana | June 30, 2008 at 7:16 pm
She’s cute. But too many tattoos and not very classy.
Billary Clinton | June 30, 2008 at 7:19 pm
I must be a sick f**k because, aside from the tattoos she looks kinda hot.
She could sit on my lap and ride me while I’m at my desk “working”
Jay | June 30, 2008 at 7:28 pm
Pretty face. Nice smile
Sebastien | June 30, 2008 at 7:41 pm
Is it wrong that I laughed at the button beneath the picture on top that says “Full Size +” ?
I know, I know…. I’m going to hell. Gotcha
La Toya Jackson | June 30, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Wow she’s really hot for a midget! It’s like her whole top 1/2 is normal and then the midget bottom half.
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woodhorse | June 30, 2008 at 8:00 pm
Isn’t she supposed to be at Paris’ birthday party? A parade with only goats is not that festive.
LOLOLOLOLOL #19
dude | June 30, 2008 at 8:04 pm
I just feel sorry for her.
Cisco Adler’s balls are longer than her arm.
shankyouverymuch | June 30, 2008 at 8:20 pm
~Sad, sad, sad, girl … she should have used her money to fix the Grand Canyon sized gap between her two front teeth, & just left those DISGUSTING gross tats ALONE!!!
She actually has a really pretty face. She must have been so tight, that is, before the all the massive whoring pussy-pounding took place, now? … Sad, sad, sad girl.
Hamper Lint | June 30, 2008 at 9:00 pm
I liked her until I saw the brown clogs …
britney's weave | June 30, 2008 at 9:27 pm
i can’t even bring myself to look at the uncensored pics. i just can’t do it.
Michael "Bishop" Emery | June 30, 2008 at 9:30 pm
I had a smart ass remark all ready to write on here…but then I pictured tossing Bridget around the room and off the walls and that made me have to rub one out first…so now I forgot what I was going to write!
I HATE when that happens!!!!
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Ted | June 30, 2008 at 10:02 pm
NIPPLE FUCK!!!!!!!!
Kate | June 30, 2008 at 10:20 pm
Whore
-noun 1. a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for money; prostitute; harlot; strumpet
A porn star has sex for money. They make sex tapes for money. That makes them a whore. So #13 don’t try to pretend that porn stars aren’t whores. They’re the very definition of whore. There’s nothing malicious behind that ethier, they are what they are and thats a whore. You can’t define “asshole” but you can define “whore”, as it isn’t subjective. So whatever